Scent of a Man

When I was in South Africa, one of the places I stayed was here,  The Cape Grace.   Yes, it was very nice :)

It’s one of those hotels that I love because they change the toiletries and towels 3 times a day (no environmental lecture now please).

Lovely toiletries there too, so I used to pop some in my vanity case, you know before they replenished them, is that a tad chav? :)

Soooo,  I still have a few of these things, particularly hand and body lotion, one of which I keep in my bag and another in my desk drawer.

Every so often I slather my mitts with them and sniff, oh the smell!…..

Well the smell is reminiscent of a very well groomed gentleman (in a suit – of course, hehehe, you can’t stop me fantasizing about the suits)

Cuff links,  crisp shirt from a lovely little shop in St James’s, boxer shorts, …… stop me….

I have to say, it does turn me on, the smell.   A lot.

You know who you are, come and get me.

PS. The lotion is by Charlotte Rhys, if you are interested ;)

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New Pic!

London Escort

Hehehe, look what a cartoonist has drawn for me, its me! Do you like?

London Escort Busty

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Should Auld Acquaintance be Forgot…

I do hope you had a splendid Christmas, and it turned out exactly as you wanted it. You did didnt you? Mine was very, very nice.  Family, friends, relaxation and far, far too much food and champagne.  My gym will not know what has hit it come tomorrow.

Thank you for the cards, Christmas emails and general good wishes my lovelies, aww makes me all warm inside. x

So, the preparations for the move to London are going well.  Its probably not the best time to move, when services keep closing for festive holidays but thats the way it has worked out. Hey ho. (or should  that be ‘hey ho ho ho’?)

I am getting booked up already for the short time I have left in Devon so please get in touch asap if you have an idea about a final tryst in sunny Plymouth.  Otherwise it will be off to London for you young man.  (Do I sound like a pantomime dame? ha)

Its usually around about now that I reflect on the past year and regale you with tales of strange requests, silly texters and all that malarky.  I am happy to report that I cant remember any naughtiness (of the ‘Oh do me a favour!’ variety) having occurred, well not much and nothing worth noting here – horray!  it must be because I took my phone number off my site.  I still get the odd (very odd) boy calling me at stupid o’clock  of course – usually around about 3am – is that when all the nutters wake up?  Anyway, they go on my ‘do not answer, EVER list’ which sits warningly on my phone.  The problem is that my address book has run out of space!  Eeek, if you know a solution, pray tell.  I have filled my sim card and my phone now.  So no strange requests, no totally untoward nonsense and a fully bloated address book.  There is a moral in there somewhere :)

Now then, my New Year’s celebrations involve travelling a little way out of Devon and getting dressed up in a party frock.  I will be partaking in  ‘tripping the light fantastic’ and definitely shaking a wicked hoof. Ohh I do hope the roads will be nice and dry and clear.  I have a few trips planned for 2010 but not nearly as crazy as 2009 was in terms of travelling.  I fully intend to really get to know London, experience it properly.  I am already getting to know it you know.  The removal man was asking a couple of questions like, ‘Is it near xxx?’ and (this is me showing off) I said ‘Oh no its nearer to xxx’    Who’d have thought it?, me knowing a little about London geography!   Mind you, I know where the best restaurants are, where to get the best Sunday Champagne Brunch and where the poshest hotels are.  Oh yes, I have my priorities firmly on the right hand side, my friend  ;)

I sincerely hope you have a fabulous new years eve and lets wish for a brighter year for many people, especially you and yours.  See you in 2010, Cheers! x

PS  Top 10 New Year’s Resolutions, I found them nestled away in some cosy corner of the net – have a look you may find one you can use :)

• Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
• I will no longer waste my time reliving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
• I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.
• I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
• I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
• Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.
• I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly….
• I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.
• I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).
• I resolve to work with neglected children — my own.
• I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
• I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I’m not a clock watcher.
• I will read the manual… just as soon as I can find it.
• I will think of a password other than “password.”
• I will not tell the same story at every get together.
• I won’t worry so much.
• I will cut my hair.
• I will grow my hair.
• I will stop considering other people’s feelings when they so obviously don’t consider mine – if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I’ll tell him he stinks!
• I will be more imaginative.
• I will not hang around girls – they think you love them and that sucks.
• I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.

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The Most Pointless Sign on the Planet?

This deserves the  prize for the best sign of 2009.

Utterly, utterly brilliant!, I want to shake this man’s (or woman’s) hand  I love it!  hahahahaha

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Oh Tasteful!

I was taken to a lovely restaurant for my birthday.  I cannot divulge where it was or indeed who the chef was but it was one I have wanted to go to for quite a while.

I had the taster menu.  Only 7 courses.  ‘Oh you greedy mare!’ you cry.  Nooooo. These things, these courses are delicate, intricate little creatures – works of art in fact.  You only get a little morsel and then you are done.  I like it like that though. It means I can try lots of tastes.  Fantastic.

So, what I wanted to tell you about was the wines.  Now, you know I only like certain wines dont you?  Usually anything from the Loire Valley in a shade of pale is always going to delight me.  Oh and anything beginning with a C and ending with an E  with a bit of a fizz in between, of course :)

Now I know that certain wines are meant to go with certain foods,  yes, yes, yes of course who doesnt?  I kind of left that behind years ago  though declaring, ‘Well I like what I like and I will drink what I like with what I like!’   ‘And anyway, champagne goes with anything (except fish and chips)  huh!’

But this taster menu, I chose the accompanying wines with it didnt I.  I have never done that before, with a taster menu. But you have to try it dont you?, especially on one’s birthday.   Do you know what?  It was incredible.  The lady Sommelier was amazing.  Each wine (and there were 7!)  was perfect for each course.  Oh I am in awe of them now.  What a skill, to be able to choose the perfect, absolutely perfect accompaniment to any dish.  That is so clever.

These were wines that I would never, ever have chosen.  You cant drink the whole glass full, I couldnt but maybe you can?  All in all a perfect delight and a wonderful drive back with a beautiful star-lit sky.  Yes, a very happy birthday x

Oh and I just received a very special gift from a gent travelling over from France.  A beautiful bottle of wine, perfect with cheese apparently.  Cant wait to try it!

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‘Bloody Men’

I have had a few instances in my life where I have heard that phrase – ‘Bloody Men!’.  The first time I can remember it was when I was a little lass and there I was amongst these big strapping older ladies.  Terrifying they were and frankly not very nice either.  Bullies really. I was working…, well you dont need to know where I was working but anyway, this one lady in particular kept saying that ‘Bloody men’ as though all the ills in the world fell squarely on the shoulders of the male species.

I didnt like it then (as a wee thing) and I still dont like it now. This lady, when I look back was a miserable person really.  Someone unfulfilled and bitter.  I can see that now.  As a young girl, I knew there was something not quite right with her but I didnt know enough then to tell. I wonder what she is doing now and more importantly how she sees the world now.

The thing is men arent ‘bloody’.  Actually men are alright, more than alright.  And I am not saying this as a marketing ploy purely for this blog or website.   Oh no.  Anyone who knows me will know I like men.  I really do.  Most of my best friends are men.  I am a rubbish friend for females.  I dont keep in contact constantly and go shopping and all that stuff.  I love my male friends because they are low maintenance.  They dont care if I havent called them for 6 months.  ‘Hey you, Lets go out, grab some supper!’  they say, when I call after months and months of zero contact.  And I smile because they say that.  I obviously have female friends and I like them very much, I do, and I enjoy the conflab.

But men, I like them.  Forget about the sex thing.  I like men because we are different ( a little bit) but the same you know.   I do appreciate that difference but the more I get to know you (men), the more I like you. I think you are kind and fair and funny and sometimes even wise :)

I have (apparently) a man’s sense of humour.  I lived in a village once and it is the law, in a village to pop into the pub once in a while. You have to dont you?   Well, it was an anthropologist’s dream.  Couples would walk in together and then segregate into male or female enclaves.  Except me, I never did.  I always ended up with the boys.  Not because I was a vamp, and wanted to flirt.  No.   Just because I felt more comfortable and had more fun with them.  I never wanted to be with the ladies talking about….. well all sorts of stuff that never interested me. I liked to make the fellas laugh.

So you can see why I get a bit peeved when I hear that phrase dont you?  Oh I know some fellas can be a right royal pain in the derrier, but then again, so can some women. It may be a thing you say when you are married.  I was married once and I never thought that.  Not about men in general.  Its sexist and like all the ‘ists – a little bit , no a lot yuk.

I have heard several comments on trains directed at guys lately that quite frankly, if they were said to women, there would be a right royal punch up. Thats not fair is it?  We (women) cant expect men to respect us and treat us properly if we cant repay that courtesy.

So this (apparently it’s called) misandry, no I dont like it at all.

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Christmas Dates

Oh dont stop me, I am getting very excited!   Here’s how it goes. Dreams of twinkly lights and frosty mornings (we dont spend too long being frosty of course:)  roaring fires and Christmas hampers.  Roast goose with all the trimmings.  Real Christmas trees and mulled wine.  Pulling a cracker (please see my availability below :)

Oh and singing and being merry and having a kiss under the mistletoe and being all sentimental and really embracing life and  just enjoying it all, commercialised or not.  I dont really care about  what some say about the shift from a ‘Christian’ Christmas to a ‘commercialised’ one.  Not one jot.  As far as I can see, they (‘they’ being organised religion – we will have to have a chat one day  about disorganised religion I think :), anyway, they ruthlessly stole it from the Druids/Pagans anyway.  I like the mistletoe and the holly and the yule log  etc etc – all pagan.  In fact all the things I like were from the old religion if you want to call it that.  The one this fair land had long  before they started burning lovely ladies at the stake.  Women who’s only crime was to heal with herbs and things and be wise.   Yes you may call me a heathen.

Anyway, where was I?  Oh yes.  A proper tree this year.  I just have to persuade a fine and handsome  and strapping young man to carry the devil  (tree) up the stairs and I have just the specimen in mind (the man I mean hehehe).  I am going to have twinkly lights on it.  (the tree not the man! ohhh, or maybe both!)  Yes I am.  And I will be playing Christmassy songs from now onwards – only kidding! They will commence when I return from my London tour.

So as you can see I have overdosed on Christmas catalogues already and I am going to be awfully busy in December with not one but two tours in place.  So Gentlemen, here is my availablity for the decadent month of december.  I dont have to add – Book Early!  do I?

December 1st – 4th – London – FULLY BOOKED

December 7th – 13th – Plymouth – Available in Plymouth

December 14th – 22nd – Dubai – Almost fully booked but some availability

December 23rd & 24th – Available in Plymouth

Thats it folks until the new year x

PS  There will, as in the spirit of all celebrations be complimentary champagne on the following days….

23rd & 24th  December

I wont say  it yet the M**** C******** thing but I want to, I do!  :) x

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Just Need to Find a Poker Player Then…

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I Set my Apartment on Fire!

No it was not some steamy session!, here is what happened.  A kind Sir brought me a lovely bunch of lavender from his garden.  It reminded me of France.  I decided to let it dry out and kept it in a glass pot on the window sill.  The other day, I was joyfully getting ready for Mr B to arrive.  Mr B likes to come around for a nice dinner.  Roast Lamb is his favourite, so roast lamb it was.

The food was cooking nicely, everything was prepared.  I had had a lovely bath and pampering session and my next job was to light the candles. ‘Oh’  thought I, ‘Why dont I pop a little tea light in the bottom of the pot, where the lavender is?’.  ‘Then, the beautiful aroma of the lavender will drift up with the tea light heat and that will be lovely’.  Wont it?

Except that the dried out lavender caught alight and when I happened to walk into the living room, there was a mini fire on the window sill.  Luckily, it hadnt caught the drapes.  I was cool though, like the cucumber,  and just threw a damp cloth over it and left it.  Dippy, me?  Not usually :).   Oh just had a thought maybe I should have left it and called those handsome fire fighters out ;)

10 points to the reader who spots the connection of this story with the pic – the late but lovely Jim Morrison.

PS.  Fully booked for London in December, almost fully booked for London in November, some dates left for Dubai in December.  Full info HERE my lovelies x

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I had a Review!

I had a review, posted a while back I think, maybe even last year.  its on Captain 69 but you have to be a member to view it.  I am not a member and so I have no idea what it says.  I only became aware of it from a gent recently.  Its a good one though, he says.  It says something like;  meeting me was like meeting a beautiful woman at a party and the next minute you are in bed with her.  Oh I say, am I that forward??  I would love for anyone who is a member of Captain 69 to let me know what it says.  Yes, I know I should join but…

Oh and thanks to the kind gent who posted it, whoever you are xxx

PS  Oh look!  Mr I  has sent me the review it says… (thanks Mr  x)

Opinion of picture accuracy: Recent and accurate

I can’t think of how to describe the experience. Imagine meeting the girl of your dreams at a party, and then going straight to the honeymoon….   (Looks: 9 Perf: 9)

Oh my lordy lordy, now how do I get a 10??? :)

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