Im Back, Im Back & 2 Lovely Reviews!!

Yes! Back in lovely London, oh Ive missed it.  Its getting terrible you know, I just cant bear to be away and give a huge sigh of relief and contentment when I arrive back.  So thats me, here,  for a while.

I hope you had a smashing Christmas, hope Santa brought you lots of ‘stuff’ and you didnt get too stuffed during the festivities.  I think  Christmas is possibly the only time where you can get away with saying ‘Get stuffed!’  to someone without any offence being taken.

I had a (kind of ) relaxing time, tell you about it when I see you. But look, look what I found when I got back!  Not one but two fab new reviews – they have to be my best pressies this Christmas, so thank you gentlemen, the pleasure, as always was mine xxx

http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=107133

http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=107099

Oh and a big, big thank you to my lovely fellas who always, without fail,  send me Christmas cards, ecards, texts and emails wishing me a Happy Christmas. It always makes me smile and warms my heart that you remember – I am lucky to have you. xx

So, Im gearing up for a fantastic New Year in London now, wait till I tell you where we are going! ;)

Next available 3rd January mon cheri. x

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That’s it! Merry Christmas!

I am now fully booked until after Christmas.   Have a super-wonderful time wherever you are, won’t you?

Next available on 29th December, catch me before 2012!

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Let’s Get it Up….

Yes I am now tweeting folks.

I have 518 followers and I retweet some good stuff too.

Follow me, lets get it up to 1000, I promise to make it fun ;) xx

https://twitter.com/#!/rhiacharles

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Almost there, sexy…

Just a couple of dates left, my gorgeous ones.

Frisky Friday Evening – 16th

Sexy Sunday Evening – 18th

More, more more Monday  Evening – 19th

Wicked Wednesday Evening – 21st

…and then thats it!  I am off, … off you hear?, off to play with the elves and the reindeers and fondle Santa.    Kiss me before I go, ho ho ho xxxx

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Santa’s on to me

And Ive been such a good girl!,  have a look HERE ;)

Hehehe :)

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Whoops I almost forgot…

I always support a particularly good cause or charity at this time of the year. This one caught my eye and I like it very much.

I have always said that when I have the time I would love to do something about bullying in schools. I was a victim of it and I know a lot of people were/are too.

Some kids just arent strong enough to deal with it and unfortunately it becomes so unbearable that they end their young lives.

That cant be right can it?

I am also dismayed to see  adult bullying on the internet, even on forums like mumsnet (should know better, surely?)

Support them if you can, please?

http://www.beatbullying.org/

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Haven’t I Seen You Before?

I get asked that all the time. No really I do; and no it has absolutely nothing to do with my glory years as a, what shall we say?  A (very) good time girl?   Yes I like that one.

I was asked it when I traipsed around the world on my adventures and I still get asked it today. Its more of a ‘We’ve met before havent we?’ kind of thing.

No, its not my fellas that I have forgotten about (and them me, if they have to ask that! hehehe). Its women as well.

So I got to imagining that I had a doppelganger somewhere (bloody hell, I hope she is having as much fun as I am! :)

At a recent do, a private party (not that sort of party, you filthy, filthy boy).  A proper party. I came out of the loo and there were some very attractive ladies almost mugging some poor bloke.  ‘Well he must be interesting’ I say to myself and add myself to the throng. I dont like the back so I got to the front and found myself in front of a very, very well refreshed large gentleman.

It turns out that he is a ‘psychic’.

Now you are probably like me where all that is concerned. Not too interested in that nonsense. You make your own life/luck/pleasure etc etc. I’ve always had a teeny bit of distrust if someone announces they are ‘psychic/mind reader’

‘Are you now?  Tell me what I am thinking‘  They wouldnt want to know. Really :)

This one says to me. ‘Ive met you before, I know you from somewhere’ ‘No and no’ I say, politely though. ‘If he says we met when I was Cleopatra, I am going home’ I say to myself.

But no he didnt. I got in first.  ‘Oh everyone says that’ I say.  ‘It must be the doppelganger’

‘You have a very open face, thats why they say that‘ he says.

Ok, and then I wander off.

I was having lunch with Mr G the other day. Mr G and I go back a fair way. I told him about it, as you do. ‘What do you suppose that means, an open face?‘ I say.  ‘It means you look very honest, you have a very honest face, it’s as you are’, he said.    Aww thanks sweetie.

I have, apparently,  an honest face, folks.   Honestly :)

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♫ Its Beginning to look a lot like Christmas ♫

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It’s started! The parties, the sparkles, the songs. Oh, you know how much I love it.

Christmas that is ;)

So far, I have been to drinkies at a lush party in Belgravia. I came home with several phone numbers in my bag – no idea who they are, shame :)

Ice Skating at the Tiffany Ice Rink at Somerset House (note to self: must, must get lessons) and some other rather wonderful stuff that alas I cannot share here; and there are more parties coming up and of course my lovely, gorgeous fellas to kiss.  Did I tell you, I adore Christmas?

Do you remember my beautiful Christmas tree last year?  Oh wasnt it divine?  I havent got one this year, what with me going away and all that. Part of me is regretting that decision. It was a bit of a faff (and tres expensive too) getting it sent down from Scotland (with snow still on its nether regions!) and then having it disposed of, after I had had my wicked way with it. Hmm, that costs too, £25 if I remember rightly. But its not the cost, its the faff,  pine bits all over the bloody stairs etc etc.

Having said all of that….. I will get another one next year, I will, regardless of where I am. Because, it doesnt quite feel as Christmassy without my big ole tree.

So its looking a little spartan, Christmas-wise, at my place.  But fear not, sexy one,  I have ordered some lovely mantel garlands and of course the mistletoe (when they have it)

Oh and Monsieur!…..  I have the naughty sparkle in the eye,  which should make up for any lack of twinkly things of the evergreen variety, dont you think?

I couldnt resist putting my little greeting here for you (above). I will still blog before I head off for the festivities but I wanted to be one of the very first to wish you great joy, happiness and peace at Christmas-time. You are incredibly special to me xx

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An Erotic Review

Wowee, I have a new review!  Thank you Mister,  here’s to unfinished business ;) xxx

http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=106772

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True Story

The following is a transcript released by the chief of British Naval Operations in 1995 from a recorded radio conversation overheard at sea near the coast of British Coloumbia.

Navy voice: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision

Civilian voice: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision

Navy voice: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.

Civilian voice: No. I say again, divert your course.

Navy voice: This is the aircraft carrier Enterprise. We are a large warship of the US Navy. Divert your course now!

Civilian voice: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

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