Rhia Charles, high class escort in London

The Season

I am doing it this year.  The English Social Season.  I can do it all in one year now;  Now that I am here,  in London.

So we start off with The Chelsea Flower Show and then Glyndeborne, Epsom and Royal Ascot, oh and the polo (love Cartier), Wimbledon, Henley Regatta, Cowes (oh no, I have to leave London!) and the Last Night of the Proms.  Have I forgotten anything?, emails and comments are gratefully received.

I am like that, I will do them all in one year.  I once went to all the music festivals (well, most of them) around the UK during one summer.  Great fun.  Well, it has to be done doesnt it?  and then you have tales to tell, makes you a little bit interesting you see.   I just need some fine chaps to send some invites my way re:  The Season ;)  Oh and I need a new frock (or two) and a hat.

PS.  Available post-photo shoot on the 14th – yes Valentine’s Day!! – My plans have changed for this day and I am now available so if you would like a lovely private dinner here  with moi as the dessert please get in touch. x

Tweet This Post

Posted in High days & holidays, London Courtesan (all), London Life, News/Availability, london, london escort | No Comments »

Something for the Weekend Sir?

Now then, I am old enough to know to giggle at that phrase;  ‘Something for the weekend Sir?’  Very saucy that used to be.   That or I had very old parents who used to laugh at such things (both really :)

”Something for the weekend Sir?” was a delicate phrase that barbers used to say to gentlemen barberees ( I know a another new word I just made up) – fellas having their hair cut and they meant, ‘Would you like a condom,  Mister, you know for the weekend?’

Now you may wonder why on earth a barber would ask such a personal question, what a liberty indeed.  But in those days and yes it was before I was born but I heard the phrase once as a child on TV I think,  and it stuck in the Rhia annals of time.  Once again, I digress;   barbers would and could ask such questions because 1. there’s were one of the few places to actually sell condoms and 2. because gents (well British ones anyway) only seemed to get lucky at the weekend.  Saturday night was traditional I believe, and that was with the wife. Not married?  Hmm I think there was a longer wait then,  unless you went to a certain Mademoiselle of the night …. :)

Anyway, when I am Doge, I will decree that everyone in the land shall take at least one week day off to have hanky panky.  Do you think living in Westminster has gone to my head? You know the power and all of that?

But can you imagine, sorry boss cant come in tomorrow its my hanky panky day. And no the world would not come to a grinding halt because people would then be happy to carry on working the rest of the week, you see? The whole nation will be filled with happy, whistling chappies, oh yes. this fair land will be even fairer then.

Where has all of this come from??, I hear you ask.  Well, today after a wonderful lunch in a private members club with Mister x, we spent a very decadent afternoon, fab wine, lots of giggles… and I got to thinking, well why doesnt everyone do this more often?  How naughty, how relaxing, how lovely.   It would save the NHS millions by eliminating stress-related problems too.  Oh yes I can see it now, Harriet Harman launches the campaign for Hanky Panky!  No?, cant see it?  :)

PS.  I am about to take Burlesque lessons!

PPS.  Photo shoot on Saturday!!

Tweet This Post

Posted in London Courtesan (all), London Life, london, london escort | No Comments »

St Valentine’s Day

…is about love.

Share the love, by helping the folks in Haiti?

Have a good one sweetie xx

Tweet This Post

Posted in Charity | No Comments »

I Love London!

I am very happy here you know.  So far, so good.  I am like a kiddie in a sweetie shop, I really am.  So many great things to do and see, so many places to discover, places to eat and shop and explore.  Oh yes, I dont think I could be dragged away from London right now, or for quite some time in fact.  I made the right decision, definitely.  Ive made new friends too.  Yes, they say that London can be lonely but not if you want to meet new people.

I have joined the most fantastic new gym as well.  I havent been for a few weeks, to the gym, what with moving and moving in, all that stuff.  But now I am well and truly settled, everything in place, I have to get down that gym tomorrow.  I have been keeping fit though.  Ive been walking a lot, lot more than I would have in Plymouth.  I used to just jump in the car but as said car is no more, it is shanks’ pony for me.  Its done me good, a nice bit of cardiovascular and all that.  Problem is that as you walk you get whiffs….  of  lovely Chinese food or Thai food.  Oh My God.  I have resisted though (only because I am going to Chinatown over the weekend :)

I went to Covent Garden today, for lunch (thank you kind Sir x) and I popped into the saucy Coco de Mer shop, you know the one I wrote about ages ago.  Anyway, its always nice to have a little browse around that shop.  It makes me smile because although it is a very upmarket erotic boutique.  You get people outside, across the road, looking, wondering, afraid to go in.  So, I roll up in a taxi, step out and stroll in, bold as brass (pardon the pun:)  Oh I wish more ladies would just step in, its great fun in there, honestly :)  Didnt buy anything though, not this time ;)

Tweet This Post

Posted in Erotica, London Courtesan (all), London Life, The Courtesan/Escort, london, london escort | No Comments »

Cleanse

I know I said I wasnt going to be doing too much travelling this year, but I have been bitten by the cold tooth of England -and it hurts :)

I fancy a detox, a spa break – in Thailand (again).  However, I dont think I can take the time off.  I have been looking though, at different options.  Ohhh lovely places. I like Thailand, the last time I went I was backpacking on a year out;  this time though, I want a teeny bit of luxury.  I think with a spa break it has to be a stunning location where you go, thats therapeutic in itself isnt it?  So I fancied a detox.  No not like a alcoholic/drug addict detox, although refraining from the champers would not go amiss, I am sure ;)  No I mean a serious, ‘get all that rubbish out of my system!’ detox and look  and feel fantastic as a result of it.

I have been reading good things about detoxes but they sound absolutely horrific.  Colon cleanses (I had one of those a few years back, not too bad, not nice though), nothing to eat but concocted juices ala carrot and beetroot, that sort of thing (will I start to munch on the furniture do you think?),  I need to change my attitude – carrot and beetroot mush is GOOD!, massages – thats alright, yoga, fine with that. So not that bad at all really.

The problem is, I have thousands and thousands of flying club points with Virgin Atlantic and I wanted to use them for this but they dont fly to Thailand.  They fly to lots of other places, yes but for some reason, it has to be Thailand for me, for this, if I venture abroad, maybe I should look into other places?  Sooooo, after more initial research.  I saw a place in Devon, a detox place.  Didnt I just come from there? :)  Devon in February?  Not exactly inspiring or relaxing. Brrr.  And then I got to thinking, why dont I just do it in London?  You know do it myself.  Pop out for massages (and yes another colonic), go to yoga classes every morning, blend my own juices, turn up the heating (sorry gas lady) and wear a bikini all week?  Yes I could do that.  The only problem is temptation.  As the wonderful Oscar Wilde said  ‘The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it… I can resist everything but temptation’.

I have many temptations here in London as you can imagine.  One being getting an email from one of my fellas saying, ‘Ive booked us in at The Ivy, hope you are free lady!’    So what is a girl to do?  Keep researching, thats what and do it next month, or the month after?  :)

Tweet This Post

Posted in London Courtesan (all), London Life, The Client, Travel, london escort | No Comments »

Sexy Food

I want to know what it is for you.  Tell me what is sexy food for you.  Is it food you drip over your lover? Like spam fritters?  (oh I am so joking, I am in a mischievous mood tonight!)  Is it food that just puts you in ‘the mood’?  Aphrodisiacs?  Is it food that resemble genital parts?  (like figs or bananas?) Or is it food that at that moment, that is what you absolutely fancy, crave even?

Ahhh.  Now this is interesting.  I once had a discussion with a lover.  He said to me.  ‘Why on earth would I want a hamburger when I have a steak at home’ (moi)  Very lovely sentiment but I didnt buy into that totally,  my argument was   ‘Sometimes we just crave a hamburger and nothing else will do’ hehehe

Food, as you probably know is very important in my life.  But I am becoming increasingly convinced that moderation is the key.  Yes.  I crave, drool over fish and chips if I havent had them for 6 months.  If I had to eat them every week, no I wouldnt like it.  Oh variety is the spice of life they say, and I have the opportunity to experience that and so do you – we all do in this country – in food,  in wine, in travel , life experiences, anything we choose really.  Of course there are things we may have experienced once or twice that we may never want to revisit and we  know what they are dont we? ;   mushy peas, puffer skirts and stag nights and thinking we can sing Whitney Houston songs on a Karaoke night.  Yes, we can all walk that path of shame. No one is exempt from that path my friend :)

Ive just watched 9 1/2 weeks again.  Phew!  or should i say Phoar!  Ok for you foodies :) out there here it is, a teeny snippet. Bon Appetit!

Tweet This Post

Posted in Film, London Courtesan (all), London Life, london escort | No Comments »

Erudite Ladies, Sex and All That Stuff…

I have always loved the Secret Diaries of a Callgirl, the TV series.  I have also read the blog and the books.  I remember a couple of years ago, great debate in some forums.  ‘She’  is a man!’  they cried or worse, ‘She  is a journalist!  :)   I always maintained that in my humble opinion that she definitely  was a working gal.  I kind of knew she was. Not to say I am always right but it seemed right, what she was saying,  writing about, you know?

But now we know dont we?  Belle de Jour, the escort/call girl/whatever -  behind the diary that inspired the series, well she has outed herself.  I think I read  because she had to, which is a shame,  but whatever.   I am sure (really hope) she will make the best of any prejudice she faces in her profession as a scientist because of it.

Belle de Jour is Dr Brooke  Magnanti.

I have kind of shied away from reading about it all, writing about it even.  I felt it was her personal stuff, you know? For the same reason, I never read anyone else’s reviews,  never.  I never do. Thats just me though, a bit peculiar that way.

I had my first dinner date  last night, here in my place, I cooked it, we enjoyed it  and my lovely boy said that he enjoyed the following interview and he suggested that you may like it too. (There are a few tedious adverts initially but persevere dear heart,  persevere…)

So if you want to, have a look, its good.  CLICK HERE.

Inspired by Mr J.

PS   Its back on  ITV2, The Diaries,  on Thursdays x

Tweet This Post

Posted in London Courtesan (all), London Life, london escort, tv | No Comments »

Cha- cha- Changes

I have been approached, (oh ‘er) yes I have!  By a few fair gents who have said that they cannot find the time in their busy schedules for a lunch or dinner date appointment.  (What!!  when I rule the world, it will be law that people take time for extended lunches followed by friskiliciousness, vote Rhia :)

So being ever so obliging (and you know it!) I have put on my fees page,  a new 2 hour appointment rate sans food.  Not the same fees as Plymouth sadly as this is London after all!  But not too outrageous, I hope you agree.  The lucky, super-lucky boys on my VIP list however do get special offers every other month, and as for my regulars? Well, I look after them very well because they look after me.

You can find my new rates here.

Next available February 5th x

Tweet This Post

Posted in London Courtesan (all), London Life, News/Availability, london escort | No Comments »

Posh Pricks

Hahaha!  Look what Ive got!  For olives darling, for olives :)

Tweet This Post

Posted in Gourmet & Tipples, London Courtesan (all), London Life | No Comments »

I’m in the Club!!!

Oh I do like these scream atcha headlines dont I? hehehe  Maybe I have missed my vocation and I should have secured a job with ‘The Sun’ or ‘The (my son is a fishfinger) Sport’  – or possibly not :)

Now then, the club I refer to is a wine club.  ‘Not before time!’ I hear you shout.  The ever-delightful Mr I, recommended the Sunday Times Wine Club.  I have been a member of a wine club before and I cant remember why I discontinued my membership, perhaps not enough of the sparkly stuff.  Anyway, I decided to join this one and I had my first box delivered today.  It looks good, wine tasting notes included and provenance and regular tastings in London too, that suits me!

As I mentioned before I am very keen to pair the perfect wine with the perfect dish and this might just do the trick.  Its exciting too getting a delivery, a bit like Christmas. I dont aspire to be a wine bore though.  Tell me if I am and I will nip down the ‘offy’ and get you an Asti Spumante tout suite darlin’  :)

Is there such a thing as a champagne club? – takes a minute to check – oh, sadly nothing of note :(   Another business opp though for a budding entrepreneur out there?

I forgot to tell you that I did a little tour (not that kind of tour!) around the champagne region in France last year and very delectable it was too.  I visited my favourite champagne house – Veuve Clicquot – and had a taste of the Grand Dame vintage.  Very different to the normal vintage or the usual champagne that we all know and love and much more expensive, not sure if it is worth it.  I went down into the caves where they process and store the precious stuff, they greeted me like an old friend seeing as I buy so much of it  (only kidding, they should though :)  I didnt bring any back because it was the same price as the UK.

France is glorious in the summer, isnt it?   I love it and feel very much at home there whenever I visit.   Holidays this year extend to golf in Spain so far.  I really want to go to South Africa though  if I can and I am going on the Orient Express too.  Oh I am so excited about that! And then there’s Ascot and Glyndebourne and The Last Night of The Proms.  Its going to be a good year (is that a tyred expression?, ducks for cover, yes I know groan, groan!)

Tweet This Post

Posted in Gourmet & Tipples, London Courtesan (all), London Life, Travel, london, london escort | No Comments »