Let’s Get it Up….
December 14, 2011 –
Yes I am now tweeting folks.
I have 518 followers and I retweet some good stuff too.
Follow me, lets get it up to 1000, I promise to make it fun ;) xx
https://twitter.com/#!/rhiacharles
Rhia Charles, high class escort in London
Almost there, sexy…
December 14, 2011 –Just a couple of dates left, my gorgeous ones.
Frisky Friday Evening – 16th
Sexy Sunday Evening – 18th
More, more more Monday Evening – 19th
Wicked Wednesday Evening – 21st
…and then thats it! I am off, … off you hear?, off to play with the elves and the reindeers and fondle Santa. Kiss me before I go, ho ho ho xxxx
Whoops I almost forgot…
December 7, 2011 –
I always support a particularly good cause or charity at this time of the year. This one caught my eye and I like it very much.
I have always said that when I have the time I would love to do something about bullying in schools. I was a victim of it and I know a lot of people were/are too.
Some kids just arent strong enough to deal with it and unfortunately it becomes so unbearable that they end their young lives.
That cant be right can it?
I am also dismayed to see adult bullying on the internet, even on forums like mumsnet (should know better, surely?)
Support them if you can, please?
Haven’t I Seen You Before?
December 7, 2011 –I get asked that all the time. No really I do; and no it has absolutely nothing to do with my glory years as a, what shall we say? A (very) good time girl? Yes I like that one.
I was asked it when I traipsed around the world on my adventures and I still get asked it today. Its more of a ‘We’ve met before havent we?’ kind of thing.
No, its not my fellas that I have forgotten about (and them me, if they have to ask that! hehehe). Its women as well.
So I got to imagining that I had a doppelganger somewhere (bloody hell, I hope she is having as much fun as I am! :)
At a recent do, a private party (not that sort of party, you filthy, filthy boy). A proper party. I came out of the loo and there were some very attractive ladies almost mugging some poor bloke. ‘Well he must be interesting’ I say to myself and add myself to the throng. I dont like the back so I got to the front and found myself in front of a very, very well refreshed large gentleman.
It turns out that he is a ‘psychic’.
Now you are probably like me where all that is concerned. Not too interested in that nonsense. You make your own life/luck/pleasure etc etc. I’ve always had a teeny bit of distrust if someone announces they are ‘psychic/mind reader’
‘Are you now? Tell me what I am thinking‘ They wouldnt want to know. Really :)
This one says to me. ‘Ive met you before, I know you from somewhere’ ‘No and no’ I say, politely though. ‘If he says we met when I was Cleopatra, I am going home’ I say to myself.
But no he didnt. I got in first. ‘Oh everyone says that’ I say. ‘It must be the doppelganger’
‘You have a very open face, thats why they say that‘ he says.
Ok, and then I wander off.
I was having lunch with Mr G the other day. Mr G and I go back a fair way. I told him about it, as you do. ‘What do you suppose that means, an open face?‘ I say. ‘It means you look very honest, you have a very honest face, it’s as you are’, he said. Aww thanks sweetie.
I have, apparently, an honest face, folks. Honestly :)
♫ Its Beginning to look a lot like Christmas ♫
December 4, 2011 –
It’s started! The parties, the sparkles, the songs. Oh, you know how much I love it.
Christmas that is ;)
So far, I have been to drinkies at a lush party in Belgravia. I came home with several phone numbers in my bag – no idea who they are, shame :)
Ice Skating at the Tiffany Ice Rink at Somerset House (note to self: must, must get lessons) and some other rather wonderful stuff that alas I cannot share here; and there are more parties coming up and of course my lovely, gorgeous fellas to kiss. Did I tell you, I adore Christmas?
Do you remember my beautiful Christmas tree last year? Oh wasnt it divine? I havent got one this year, what with me going away and all that. Part of me is regretting that decision. It was a bit of a faff (and tres expensive too) getting it sent down from Scotland (with snow still on its nether regions!) and then having it disposed of, after I had had my wicked way with it. Hmm, that costs too, £25 if I remember rightly. But its not the cost, its the faff, pine bits all over the bloody stairs etc etc.
Having said all of that….. I will get another one next year, I will, regardless of where I am. Because, it doesnt quite feel as Christmassy without my big ole tree.
So its looking a little spartan, Christmas-wise, at my place. But fear not, sexy one, I have ordered some lovely mantel garlands and of course the mistletoe (when they have it)
Oh and Monsieur!….. I have the naughty sparkle in the eye, which should make up for any lack of twinkly things of the evergreen variety, dont you think?
I couldnt resist putting my little greeting here for you (above). I will still blog before I head off for the festivities but I wanted to be one of the very first to wish you great joy, happiness and peace at Christmas-time. You are incredibly special to me xx
An Erotic Review
November 30, 2011 –
Wowee, I have a new review! Thank you Mister, here’s to unfinished business ;) xxx
http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_view.php?recnum=106772
True Story
November 26, 2011 –The following is a transcript released by the chief of British Naval Operations in 1995 from a recorded radio conversation overheard at sea near the coast of British Coloumbia.
Navy voice: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision
Civilian voice: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision
Navy voice: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert your course.
Civilian voice: No. I say again, divert your course.
Navy voice: This is the aircraft carrier Enterprise. We are a large warship of the US Navy. Divert your course now!
Civilian voice: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
Go Girl
November 25, 2011 –Baroness Trumptington (what a fab name) 89, flicking a v sign at a fellow peer in the House of Lords recently. The lady, a wartime codebreaker during WW2, was obviously irritated by Lord King gesturing to her to illustrate his point about the extreme age of many war veterans :)
Life Coaches
November 23, 2011 –
Well what the effing hell are they about then? Actually I blame the life coach trainers. Nice one.
You managed to persuade a whole bunch of ineffectual people who have zero life experience to pay for a course that would magically transform them into ‘life’ gurus and then they would go on to try to desperately persuade the rest of us poor saps that we should listen to them. You could not make this up. Genius, really. One born every minute springs to mind. It reminds me of pyramid selling, remember that?
I am going to sound a tad harsh here, but you know, if you headline yourself as a ‘life coach’, I think you should be able to take it. I am not going to name names but…..
I used to do a lot of networking, (in my other life) dont need to now, not in the usual sense anyway, but at any networking event you would always get at least 10 ‘life coaches’ approach you.
The very, very naughty part of me wanted to pull and probe and ask them to justify themselves, what do they know about ladies of the night for instance? and travelling the world on your own? and starting a business from scratch? and falling out of love? and having children? and having a stalker? and being stuck in Mumbai in the middle of the night? and trying to find a great flat in London? etc etc etc (thankfully not all at the same time, hahahaha)
…..well, you know, life really. I never did of course because I am English (and therefore far too polite) and because they were around 12 years old (ok 21, same difference) and I would feel like a bully.
Most people who network, groan inwardly (oh for f**** sake) when a ‘life coach’ approaches them. Unless that person is superbly-successful in their life , if not, why they hell should you listen to them?? Really.
Recently I had a painfully shy 22 year old tell me that she was almost done with a life coach course and would I like to hire her. I didnt know whether to feel insulted or sorry for her. I didnt ask her how much it cost, the shock and horror on my face would have dashed her dreams, I am sure; and dashing anyone’s dreams is not what I am about.
However…… how a 22 year old who could hardly speak, who has never left the UK, who has never done much actually… could coach anyone is a mystery.
I could be a life coach, gawd knows Ive had many lives, enough for 10 people :) But I would be embarassed marketing myself as that unless I could produce outstanding results for people.
I have a friend who runs a v. successful networking ‘thingamgig’ and bans… in his words ‘bloody life coaches, business coaches or any other type of coach unless you can sit in it or it helps you exceed in sports’ hehe, I have to agree.
We do have to blame Mr Anthony Robbins for coining the term ‘coach’ in terms of lifestyle and for the uptake of wannabes wanting to emulate him, of course. However, having met him, he says he is a ‘coach’ not a motivator but I think he is. Totally. Nothing wrong with that.
Actually I’ve just had one of my brilliant ideas. I will set up a life coach website.
To become a life coach you will have:
1. Brought up at least 1 child
2. Be over the age of 60
3. Have travelled the world 3 times over, one of those years backpacking (never too late :)
4. Have built up and failed in at least 3 businesses but succeeded in at least one
5. Be emotionally mature and able to articulate your feelings to anyone
6. Have a life education that transcends the norm
7. Have dealt with death
Oh yeah, just realised, these life coaches ….they used to be called Grandparents.
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