Donations, Fees, Briberies, Backhanders & Enticements
April 20, 2010 –
Some people get ever so upset over what us ladies choose to call our, ahem shall we say charges? They do honestly! I know, I know, life is too short to be worrying over semantics, let alone discussing them on the internet, but what can I say? I think I said it in another post actually – ‘some mother’s do have them’ and ‘far, far too much time on their hands’ :)
Anyway, you may have noticed my fees and available time going up and down, around and about and generally being a tad scatty. Call it me finding my way in London, getting an idea of what works, what the fellas want and what fits in with my life and my expenses here too.
I think I have settled on my tariff and made it simpler (lets see how many ‘fees‘ type’ words we can pop into this post shall we? Should satisfy even the most pedantic of souls; hell, I’ll even put them in bold & italics, I’m nice and helpful like that, hehe)
So I shall be thrilled to accompany you to a 3 hour lunch in central London for a backhander of £400. I will not be charging (can I count that one?) for taxi fares or travelling time.
A wonderful 4 hour dinner at your favourite restaurant is available at a bribery of £550.
If you are of a discreet mindset, my lunches and dinners are always available here for a minor enticement and give me the opportunity to spoil you.
A 2 hour, 2 course lunch is available for a donation of £400. This replaces my straight 2 hour fee of £400 and also includes champagne if you want it! (excellent value Rhia, I hear you cry!)
And what about a lovely evening to include the most delicious of 3 courses plus champagne or fine wine all wrapped up spiffingly in a romantic 3 hours? - a snip, a bargain at a cost of just £550.
I believe the usual requirement for London ladies is £300 per hour and although I dont want to de-value myself, I also appreciate that times are difficult right now and hope that the above prices (oh I cant bear that one!) considerations are ok for you.
See you very soon, I hope! x
PS. I will still honour any 2 hour dates already booked prior to today.




