Christmas Dates
October 22, 2009 –
Oh dont stop me, I am getting very excited! Here’s how it goes. Dreams of twinkly lights and frosty mornings (we dont spend too long being frosty of course:) roaring fires and Christmas hampers. Roast goose with all the trimmings. Real Christmas trees and mulled wine. Pulling a cracker (please see my availability below :)
Oh and singing and being merry and having a kiss under the mistletoe and being all sentimental and really embracing life and just enjoying it all, commercialised or not. I dont really care about what some say about the shift from a ‘Christian’ Christmas to a ‘commercialised’ one. Not one jot. As far as I can see, they (‘they’ being organised religion – we will have to have a chat one day about disorganised religion I think :), anyway, they ruthlessly stole it from the Druids/Pagans anyway. I like the mistletoe and the holly and the yule log etc etc – all pagan. In fact all the things I like were from the old religion if you want to call it that. The one this fair land had long before they started burning lovely ladies at the stake. Women who’s only crime was to heal with herbs and things and be wise. Yes you may call me a heathen.
Anyway, where was I? Oh yes. A proper tree this year. I just have to persuade a fine and handsome and strapping young man to carry the devil (tree) up the stairs and I have just the specimen in mind (the man I mean hehehe). I am going to have twinkly lights on it. (the tree not the man! ohhh, or maybe both!) Yes I am. And I will be playing Christmassy songs from now onwards – only kidding! They will commence when I return from my London tour.
So as you can see I have overdosed on Christmas catalogues already and I am going to be awfully busy in December with not one but two tours in place. So Gentlemen, here is my availablity for the decadent month of december. I dont have to add – Book Early! do I?
December 1st – 4th – London – FULLY BOOKED
December 7th – 13th – Plymouth – Available in Plymouth
December 14th – 22nd – Dubai – Almost fully booked but some availability
December 23rd & 24th – Available in Plymouth
Thats it folks until the new year x
PS There will, as in the spirit of all celebrations be complimentary champagne on the following days….
23rd & 24th December
I wont say it yet the M**** C******** thing but I want to, I do! :) x
