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Something for the Weekend Sir?

Now then, I am old enough to know to giggle at that phrase;  ‘Something for the weekend Sir?’  Very saucy that used to be.   That or I had very old parents who used to laugh at such things (both really :)

”Something for the weekend Sir?” was a delicate phrase that barbers used to say to gentlemen barberees ( I know a another new word I just made up) – fellas having their hair cut and they meant, ‘Would you like a condom,  Mister, you know for the weekend?’

Now you may wonder why on earth a barber would ask such a personal question, what a liberty indeed.  But in those days and yes it was before I was born but I heard the phrase once as a child on TV I think,  and it stuck in the Rhia annals of time.  Once again, I digress;   barbers would and could ask such questions because 1. there’s were one of the few places to actually sell condoms and 2. because gents (well British ones anyway) only seemed to get lucky at the weekend.  Saturday night was traditional I believe, and that was with the wife. Not married?  Hmm I think there was a longer wait then,  unless you went to a certain Mademoiselle of the night …. :)

Anyway, when I am Doge, I will decree that everyone in the land shall take at least one week day off to have hanky panky.  Do you think living in Westminster has gone to my head? You know the power and all of that?

But can you imagine, sorry boss cant come in tomorrow its my hanky panky day. And no the world would not come to a grinding halt because people would then be happy to carry on working the rest of the week, you see? The whole nation will be filled with happy, whistling chappies, oh yes. this fair land will be even fairer then.

Where has all of this come from??, I hear you ask.  Well, today after a wonderful lunch in a private members club with Mister x, we spent a very decadent afternoon, fab wine, lots of giggles… and I got to thinking, well why doesnt everyone do this more often?  How naughty, how relaxing, how lovely.   It would save the NHS millions by eliminating stress-related problems too.  Oh yes I can see it now, Harriet Harman launches the campaign for Hanky Panky!  No?, cant see it?  :)

PS.  I am about to take Burlesque lessons!

PPS.  Photo shoot on Saturday!!