Etiquette

London High Class Escort

Gentlemen, I have been asked for a few pointers in terms of Etiquette…

× There is nothing that will make me groan more (and not in a good way) than someone saying on the phone, after contacting me via email through my website, ‘Can you give me more details?’   Polite advance warning: I am going to say ‘No, please look at my very comprehensive website, photos and blog‘ and will assume you are a timewaster.  Not a good end to a potentially beautiful encounter even before it began!

× Please do not try to engage me in free saucy emails/texts/phone calls.

× Likewise,  I cannot get involved in lengthy ‘Let’s talk about the universe to get to know each other 3 months before we meet‘ emails and phone calls or email ping pong with endless questions and banter either.    Our date is for the time we have booked together only. That’s not me being unfriendly and I know you respect my valuable time as much as I do yours; I would be constantly answering emails if that got out of control –  when we hit the excessive emails mark,  then I will assume you are wasting my time.

√ Of course, please always be respectful and polite.

× Please do not pass on my private phone number to anyone else.

√ Yes, I love texts from clients that I have had the pleasure of meeting and they are always responded to.

× I may like you very, very much (and I am sure I will) but I am afraid I cannot meet you for a coffee or any other meeting without my fees being taken care of.

× I cannot meet you for a drink or coffee to see if you ‘like me’  first. Again, I have a very comprehensive website with pictures and a blog. This should give you an excellent indication of what I am like. Please also take a look at my many reviews.

√ Clean, tidy, respectful and sober is an essential pre-requisite –  both ways.

× Please never haggle, we are not in Eygpt and I do not appreciate it.

× Photography of me is never acceptable even if we share a holiday; and I promise not to take any of you either ;)

× Of course drugs of any kind are totally out of the question!  Please don’t ask for them, take them before our meeting or bring them with you.

× I cannot and indeed will not supply Viagra or any other prescription drugs; and please, please don’t buy this stuff on the internet. You need to see your GP for this as the medical implications are serious.

√ That’s it!   Mainly obvious stuff really. Oh and please look forward to our wonderful, sensual  liaison,  I hope to see you very soon x

London High Class Escort