Google Me
August 18, 2010 –<A little break from my story, back to the present for now…>
‘Have you Googled me?’ he said. It’s amazing how a brand name becomes a verb isn’t it? Brilliant really.
‘No’ I said, ‘but I will now‘ I added.
The problem with Google; actually there are many problems with Google but we won’t get into all that here. Well, the problem with Googling someone is you may not get accurate information to start with.
For instance type ‘Dave Brown’ in Google and what do you see? (And no he is not a client, I just used that name as an example).
So our Dave, well he’s a comedian isnt he?, he is also a surfer, oh and Dave is also a photographer, he’s a DJ in his spare time and also an astronaut – and that’s just on the first page. Jeez! How can Dave find the time to come and see lil’ ole me?
Obviously there are many Dave Brown’s :) and I have no idea which one will be coming to see me. So I never Google anyone. Actually, I’m not that nosey either. Honestly, I’m not. I never even look at other ladies’ reviews – I feel like a Peeping Tom (no pun intended but I will accept it if it makes you laugh – I love to make you laugh :)
I am of course more than a little obsessive about my safety but once I am happy about all that, no I dont go prying. It’s like peeking into someone’s bedside drawer isnt it?
Oh you do that, do you? hahaha. Well, if you looked in mine you would find 3 types of condoms, lub, massage oil (from Fortnums, dont you know), a tiny vibrator and gym socks, oh and a lovely solid silver clock that has been broken and I dont know how to fix it – so if you do go poking around in there, I will expect you to fix it, hmm :)
Actually, you can rummage around in my drawers anytime you like ;) x
This here blog thing started as a way to express my saucy self. But do you know what? There's more to me than the saucy bits! So herewith you will find all sorts of thoughts, anecdotes, ideas, funny things (lots of them), deep and meaningfuls - a mixture of everything really, just like life. I hope you like it here. I like it here. It's cosier if you are here too so stay a while.
2 Responses to “Google Me”
I Google myself all the time :)
I also check analytics to see how many *other* people have been Googling me… both to show my appreciation for the virtual voyeurism of my gents, and to try to put a stop to any unrelated traffic to my site. I really don’t want my web presence to disrupt peaceful, innocent birdwatchers when they type “Swallows in New England” into their search bars!
By Madame X on Aug 23, 2010
Hahaha, brilliant! x
By Rhia Charles on Aug 23, 2010