Weapons of Mass Seduction
January 6, 2011 –Now what could they possibly be? Actually I wouldnt be so bold as to suggest what your particular favourite WOMS may be but I very nearly put another picture here of, well a another fine pair, notably mine, but I thought you may be getting mighty fed up with pictures of those. So you got a pic of this pair instead hahaha :)
I am almost sorted for my South Africa trip, it seems a long way away, from this grey old London sky but I am very much looking forward to it. The last time I flew Virgin I got a rather fine massage in the Clubhouse at Heathrow, the time before that, the very best (let me say this slowly) b-l-o-w d-r-y. Ahh thats ok because the last time I said that was in front of my mum and big sis and it came out as ‘Oh and, do you know, I got the best blow job I have ever had’
Freudian slip???? OMG Shriek! Horror!! Oh the shame. What a nightmare.
So I want another one of those, and a blow dry ;), oh and cocktails and champagne when we take off. Bliss, travel is fun again!
I have also been invited to the Vienna Ball (oh er!) and a week’s trip to Venice on the Orient Express (double oh er). Looks like a great start to the sparkling new year. Thanks chaps x
If I dont see you before, my lovelies, I will be contactable via email most of the time (unless I am taking tea with a lioness in Kruger of course), so please do email but understand if I dont get back to you right away. My phone will be off from 14th January and I shall be back on 29th January. My diary is filling for February so as always contacting me sooner rather than later for a sizzling rendez vous is the thing. I shall, of course, regale you with tales of my adventure when I return.
Au Revoir!
Oh and for the fellas in Cape Town – polish that sun, here I come!!
This here blog thing started as a way to express my saucy self. But do you know what? There's more to me than the saucy bits! So herewith you will find all sorts of thoughts, anecdotes, ideas, funny things (lots of them), deep and meaningfuls - a mixture of everything really, just like life. I hope you like it here. I like it here. It's cosier if you are here too so stay a while - and make a comment when you feel the need; I like that x
2 Responses to “Weapons of Mass Seduction”
Surely you don’t really imagine that we could become fed up of pictures of such a magnificent brace of beguiling armature.
It’s interesting that you’ve been invited on a trip on the Orient Express. I watched a documentary about it over the New Year. Perhaps I wasn’t the only one to have immediately thought of you during the little tour of the cabins. There are no double beds on board though, so those yoga classes may prove their worth ;)
Here is a link to the documentary
http://www.itv.com/itvplayer/video/?Filter=199162
The tour of the cabins starts about 10 minutes into the program.
Hope the trip to South Africa goes well and you have some fantastic weather and even better company.
By NB on Jan 8, 2011
Thank you kind Sir (and thank you for the Christmas card x) I saw that documentary too, it looks divine :) x
By Rhia Charles on Jan 8, 2011