Time for a Blonde Joke
November 5, 2009 –
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. “Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
PS Stay safe tonight – Guy Fawkes and all that – keep the pets in, they hate it x
One Response to “Time for a Blonde Joke”
Not trying to overtrump your joke, but to share another one which operates on the same principle but has an additional layer of incongruity….
An Irishman goes for a job on a building site and the foreman asks him to explain the difference between a joist and a girder. And he replies that Joist wrote Ulysses and Girder wrote Faust.
(Lapses into sullen silence)
By A. Nonnie-Mouse on Nov 9, 2009