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A quickie…

Now you know I don’t do quickies, I am not that sort of gal ;)  No, I thought I would pop a quick post here to share this with you.  I get a lot of spam, tons and tons.  It comes from having your email address on a website.  It’s part and parcel of it all as far as I am concerned, but it is annoying (especially the scam ones).  So in the spirit of positivity, and I am nothing if not a positive thinker, I shall entertain you with my personal favourite headlines once in a while.  Now these one liners are constructed to get one’s attention and to get the unsuspecting victim to open that dreaded pointless email.  So the award for this week’s best spam headline goes to….

this one…

‘Paris Hilton tosses dwarf on the street’

I laughed and laughed when I read that.  Now, did she literally toss a person of diminished stature from a building onto the street, did she toss him (caber like) whilst in the street, or did she do the unspeakable and (ahem) ‘toss him’, you know, ‘in the street’ ??

Hahahaha!

Now I know that pic above has absolutely nothing to do with the post or Paris Hilton, but I do like to pop a pic on ( I know how visual you fellas are :), I couldn’t bring myself to search for the unspeakable as mentioned before, but this pic tickles my fancy, just look at the ‘look’ Sophia Loren is giving to Jane Mansfield’s magnificent credentials!  If only this pic was in colour, I do believe Ms Loren would be a delicate shade of green.