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Insurance Claims

A lovely fella sent me an email recently saying how much he enjoyed my blog – thank you kind Sir!;  and in particular a certain post made him laugh.  This is the one and its kind of fortuitous because I was chortling only yesterday at some similar funnies and thought I would share them with you.

These are genuine motor insurance claims.  The forms you have to fill in when you have an accident ask certain questions, and ask the claimant to explain what happened.  You couldnt make them up and I didnt! – Enjoy! :)

“I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately I was in the middle lane and there was another car in the way..”

The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were – Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.

“I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control.”

“I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.”

“Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo.”

Q: Do you engage in motorcycling, hunting or any other pastimes of a hazardous nature? A: “I Watch the Lottery Show and listen to Terry Wogan.”

“An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.”

“The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.”