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Count Bartelli

Let me make this clear. This is a pseudonym for my dear, dear friend.  How can you have a friend that you have never met?   Well we have had a cyber friendship for, oh I dont know, maybe a year?  That’s not important.  What is and the thing I want to share with you is his hilarious humour – it needs light or else it will die hahaha.  So with the Count’s permission and I do hope he will start to make his comments known to mankind via my blog, I give you… The Count….

Oh before that, let me explain…  I cheekily asked on a forum what he would be buying us, certain ladies for Christmas, he replied via pm …

Got it,my word ive got it!
The ideal present for thee and me…a caravan in Wales.
I will even fetch the water and change the gas bottle.
You know we are meant to be together lol
On Christmas Day,I will prepare the turkey and you decide which cock you fancy.Mine or the Turkeys?
I am off to town now to buy some elastic bands as a lady pointed out that cock rings can easily be replaced by elastic bands to prevent early ejaculation.
I ve only tried this once and the band split(just like the Beatles)and shot over to the mail room in Debenhams where they used it to wrap up the post.

If you have a clue what this is all about,let me know as senility is catching up.This morning I woke up imagining Esther Rantzens teeth were biting my neck in a jungle.Then I found out that it was actually my canary who had escaped from his cage and wanted his trill.
Weird that as I aint got a bird.Time for my diazepam.
Speak soon and take care of yourself,one day we may meet and you will suddenly realise that you can about turn to Plymouth faster than Linford Christie….
did you know he refused to run leg 3 of the GB relay cause the last runner mistook his cock for the baton.
Not a lot of people know that!

I love this man!!!