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Election Fever

Gordon Brown goes on a state visit to Israel.

While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the British Diplomats accompanying him, ‘You can have him shipped home for £5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just £100.’

The British Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute.   They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks,   ”Why would you spend £5,000,000 to ship him home,  when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £100?     With the money you save you could help pay back some of the deficit,  help pay for the Olympic Games  or help the elderly.”

The British Diplomats replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can’t take that chance.”

Thanks to Mr L for this one :)   (Sorry Gordon! x)