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Hole in one

Yes, I mean golf! I am taking it up this summer ~ I am going to have a few private lessons and see if I like. I have of late, seen the light and can appreciate all the merits of golf. Of course I will onlly be a fair weather golfer but I can see how a day in the sunshine and fresh air strolling around scenic grounds would be enjoyable (or am I confusing this with joining the National Trust?) Yes, I will try it and if I like it I will do it again! I also get to look smug when I know all the terminology such as ‘birdie’, ‘hole in one’ and the ’19th hole’ – is that correct or do they all mean the same thing? Oh yes, I think I will enjoy it. Years ago, I was staying in a very luxurious resort in Zimbabwe which also had a huge golf course. Lots of people from all over the world came just to play golf. So, I liked this little joke here as people would come up to the bar after a day on the course and regale us with tales of crocs parading over the lawns, stopping the game for a while. I of course was not interested at all, preferring to go on safari or sunbathe on the terrace. So, do you think it’s an age thing? (trying desperately to not offend any of my golfing readers!) and am I (at last) growing up? Golfing jokes please…
Oh, and what on earth do I wear??

PS A speedy recovery Mr A!!Oh look, some golfing stuff sent to me – thanks guys! xx

BEDROOM GOLF!THE RULES OF BEDROOM GOLF

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on the course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners have the right to restrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole.

6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as are necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the hole again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will take time to admire the entire course, with special attention to well formed bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course currently being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to bring appropriate rain gear.

10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate to discover that someone else is playing what they consider to be a private course.

11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the hole temporarily under repair. Players are cautioned to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case.

12. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine.

13. Slow play is encouraged, however players should be prepared to play at a faster pace at the request of the course owner.

14. It is considered outstanding performance to play the same hole several times in one match, time permitting.

15. The course owner shall be the sole judge of who is the best player.

And this Robin Williams sketch on Golf…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jThf7W9WONE

No sooner had I mentioned that I will be trying my hand at golf than a very kind gent presented me with a golfing set today – it’s very posh and I am very lucky, so thank you very much Mr Kind Gent! I think I will be a seasoned golfer in no time at all with all this smashing stuff!