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I’ve only gone and done it, got a pair of Louboutins.

I have been coveting a pair of sexually deviant shoes such as those for ages and ages.

By sexually deviant, let me explain. I dont mean those monster hooves with spikes all over them that are all the rage at the mo;  Oh no. You know me, I like elegant, ladylike, that kind of thing.

So the only reason I haven’t got a pair before was because when I popped into the shop in Mayfair, and I have been popping in :)  I could only see these great galloping things that these gals seem to like these days, like carthorse hooves. Ugly, ungainly things that would not be amiss in a Frankenstein movie (showing my age now)

So, no I didnt succumb, but do you remember this pic, I put on ages ago?

That is one of the sexiest images I have ever seen. I love those shoes. I love the stockings, I love the whole thing.  But I couldnt find what I was looking for in the shops.

Until today when I popped down Belgravia way – I love Belgravia, it has to be my next place to live  - actually its a couple of streets away really (and I wouldn’t say no to a nice little pad in Mount Street, Mayfair either :)

Oh no I havent got those shoes but if you know a way I can get them, pray tell!! I have a feeling that Monsieur L actually makes Dita her own shoes. Sigh.

So I am now the incredibly proud owner of lovely pair of Christian Louboutin black calf leather 4 inch heels. Simple, elegant and fabulous.  Oh and that ultra saucy flash of red sole that screams,  ‘Sex, sensuality, passion, naughty danger?, oh la, la’ I cant wait to put them on for you.

The sweet girl in the shop was very attentive and explained that the red underbelly (my word) is leather, Madam, (what the hell happened to Mademoiselle??)  with a protective covering over it but as soon as you walk outside, it starts to wear away – on the sole. ( But I thought, ‘that obviously doesnt change the impact of the instep – thats why you need heels baby, heels’).

‘Oh dont worry dahlink’, I said, ‘I wont be wearing them outside’.  Hahaha, whoops, quizzical and then bashful look from little miss sweetie.

So yes my love,  YES I will be wearing them when you come to see me.  I may even keep them on the whole time – just to wear them in, mind ;) x

Crikey there are more of these videos around!  Hahahaha, love it!

Do a double click on it to get a proper big picture and then (if you are like me and cant find your way back) click on the little symbol to the far bottom right of the page.

Makes me want to pack my suitcase, thanks Mr A! xx

A lovely gent has just sent me this…

http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=2539741

I cant tell you how much I love it because it totally epitomises the around the world trip I did a few years ago.  One world, we are all the same, deep down.

I had to share it with you,  it’s a gift – it will make you have a nice weekend, Im sure x

Thank you Mr N!! xx

Mature Courtesan Rhia

I meant to tell you this a little while ago but forgot and then got chatting to a gent, remembered and mentioned it to him.  Dont ask me what we were discussing :)

Just reading, hearing, saying this, well its the kind of  - ‘mouth open in amazement’ – moment. I initially read it and had to put my hand over my mouth, such was its unseemly gaping.

Here goes…

In Egypt, they are considering a new law – the farewell intercourse law – where a husband can have sex with his dead wife/wives for up to six hours after their death. I am assuming that after six hours she becomes a little less responsive?

I have only 3 letters to say to this

WTF????

Today I was told this again. I wish I had a pound for every time…

I think I have posted this before but I forget, so many posts and all that.

I have been told this since I was 14 years old.  I had to investigate then and find out who the lady was.

I have similar looks and mannerisms apparently.

Felicity Kendal but only in The Good Life.  A TV show in the seventies.

Someone once said, ‘My God you even sound like her!!’   We were in bed at the time, I hope his fantasy was fulfilled!

Apparently all the fellas loved her,  yes you did – not a classic beauty but as far as I could see liked to please and there was something about her, yes?    The lady is still looking mighty fine now.

I was kind of dreaming of being Grace Kelly but Im not complaining, she’s as cute as a button :)

Let me know if you agree or not xx

I am going to be having a photo-shoot this year (ok, time to hit the gym more often than normal then!)

Its going to be ever so glam  ~  the location  ~ I really, really want to tell you but I cant!!! (alright, when you come around I will)

Probably happening in July but the boys on my newsletter obviously get to see the pics wayyyy before anyone else :)

I am properly excited – its going to be so jubilee-ish!

Nooo its not at Buckingham Palace, although I was asked and frankly, I said no ~  too many sticky beak tourists :)

Right, I have to go off now and find some inspiration for shots, please feel free to send suggestions, remembering of course that we are always looking for sensual and elegant not sleazy and ‘butchers window’.

Have a tastefully wonderful weekend, wont you?  I only just realised it was a bank holiday – have tons of fun! xx

Oh, here is a very old pic I found from 2006 – one of the first I had taken for my reincarnation as Miss Rhia by an amateur photographer before I started my gym regime.

I have just sent out my latest super-sexy newsletter  - it goes out about once a month or less.

Did you miss it?   The May special?

No its not full of nonsense and tripe.  It is succinct, relevant and fabulous!

It has specials that you wont find on the website, yes indeed. For instance the special for May that I have just announced.

It may introduce you to some very sexy friends of mine that you have not yet met.

You will get advance notice of pictures.

It’s free and you are still not on it?

Shame.  Listen, Its over there, the thingy where it says newsletter and  you put your email address in   (and that is not me being sarky!!) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

All ladies of negotiable virtue will identify with this (chortle, chortle).

You receive an enquiry/introduction from a gentleman. Usually very polite, charming even.

Then something else;

It goes like this….

‘Oh by the way….’     (Uh Oh!)

‘I have a very large penis and it has been a problem in the past… (he may say he is 6ft 5 too – what that has got to do with it is anyone’s guess)…so I thought I would mention it now’.

Aww bless. What a thoughtful chap.

What we do, us ladies,  is;  raise eyes to the ceiling, sigh in a pitying way, smile in a wry way and block him forever. Or in my latest approach, I called his bluff and asked for his hotel details – still waiting.

Usually, next, as sure as night follows day, there will be a picture zooming over the telephone lines or internet of a huge appendage that he has pilfered on the internet.

I haven’t had one for ages – a willy fantacist I mean :)   High five!!

Here’s a top tip, Willy Wonka – well-endowed men, never, EVER mention it.  Most of them don’t even know they are until they see our eyes watering – Yeehaa!   (kidding :)

So why, why do they do it? I guess its the modern day flasher.

Who knows?, who cares?  Awfully, tragically sad but still, even now,  makes me chuckle.

This year, lovely London is going to monumental!  The excitement is building…

Apart from it being my ‘big’  birthday!!!   (100 years old)

We have also got the Diamond Jubilee AND the Olympics. wowwowwow!

I have some specials on for that, as you know,  and already have some of you lovely boys arranged to pop in and see me in June and July x

Do you know, I have met people who say, ‘Oh Im going away for those, Im just buggering off‘  No! not my specials – that would be total insanity and they would quite rightly be whisked away by people in white clothing and be handed bibs to drool into forever more.

No I mean for these NEVER TO BE REPEATED EVENTS.

Actually maybe they also should be handed bibs to ….

Do you know, some said that for the Royal Wedding too and missed a totally amazing experience.  Do you feel your mojo sliding away just reading that?

You would have to drag me kicking and screaming away from London during these fab events.  Really.

I think some people are just too spoilt regarding the fabulous things that London has to offer and if something amazing happens and they may not be able to pootle around easily on public transport for a day or so they get a bit petulant like babies and want to run off. London’s great to walk around you know! I wouldnt invite someone to a party who whinged that it was too exciting to stay in London for these things, would you?

But back to the events – think of the historical significance!!! Think of the atmosphere!!, think of how exciting it will be!!  Lie back and think of England!!  No?  Go on.

You know what they say dont you? If you are bored with London, you are bored with life.  Actually ‘they’ didnt  say that, Samuel Johnson did, and for the pedants out there, I know he said ‘If a man is tired of London, he is tired of life’  Same thing.

But I will add that if you are tired of  London when something monumental is happening you really need to move to Plymouth.

Now back to the ‘really, REALLY’ BIG event this year. Moi’s Birthday!

Oh I am planning such wonderful things –  lunches, spas, dinners, weekend away, parties….

My friends have gone mad too. One refused to take a new job unless they gave her that day off. hehehe

It will be such fun. As usual the party starts a week before and goes on until just after my birthday – I love birthdays I do –  and you, yes you, are cordially invited to join the celebrations, its October and I know its a million years away but hold that thought, pop it in your mental diary and plot, scheme and try to join me, I would love you to and will never forget it  (you or I probably :) x

More mirth for you (you know, because its the weekend :)