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Saucy Emails

Escorts hate saucy emails and phone calls.  Let me elaborate.  Well, we dont hate them exactly it’s what lies behind them.

There happens to be (what feels like, lately) an army of cheeky so and so’s out there who get off on duping an escort into sending free saucy emails or responding to saucy texts or even answering questions of a saucy nature on the phone whilst pretending to be real clients.  They never have any intention of booking or even sometimes book and then cancel when you dont play the game.  When you challenge them, they reply ‘What I?’  hahaha (uncomfortable and unbelievable  laugh) ‘Oh no, I am not a perv!’.

So when I, personally, get an email constantly asking me to go into great detail about ‘wat i like’.  You can imagine my response cant you?  It not that we are ungenerous with our time and sauciness and I dont think prudity is a name you would care to hang on our well-cared for shoulders but we dont like to waste our generosity or supreme sauciness on such souls.  Oh no.

I understand that  there are perfectly fine and good and skilled ladies out there who for a small bounty will provide such a reciprocatory email or phone or even text service.  I would be loathe to put such a good girl out of business.

Luckily, I rarely get such requests and I am ever so polite when I do, unless they are blatantly crude and then a quick block via phone and email is in order.  But it seems the nicer you are, the harder they try. I have had a few recently and so I have to say this;

Gentlemen, although I am more than flattered by your amorous attentions, I do not and will not discuss what I would like you to do in the boudoir, neither will I go into a blow by blow (pardon the pun :) account of what I will do to you should I get my manicured mitts on your unmentionables.  I think my very comprehensive website will give you more than a few clues of what to expect should we get past the ‘tell me all about it stage’.  Enough said?

Ahhh, I feel better now, its good to talk (unless its free saucy nonsense of course hehehe :)

PS  A huge, massive, stupendous thank you for all the lovely birthday wishes, cards and prezzies.  I had a wonderful week, much love xxx

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