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Weird but Wonderful

Mr A was reading the weekend paper, The Times I think he said, a couple of weeks ago and saw the following little stories tucked away at the back, he immediately thought of me and of how they would tickle me (the stories) and he was not wrong! So thanks Mr A for the clipping. x

Under the heading weird but wonderful…

The Look of Lust

Men spend almost a year of their lives ogling women.  Researchers have discovered that the average man stares at 10 women each day, a hobby that passes up 43 minutes.  Between the ages of 18 and 50, that adds up to 11 months and 11 days!

Happy Hookers

The Chinese people trust prostitutes more than government officials and scientists, a survey has revealed.  The poll of 3,400 people put sex workers in third place after farmers and religious workers.  ‘The sex workers unexpected prominence on this list of honour is indeed unusual’, said the China Daily newspaper, which was not too discouraged.  ‘Given the constant feed of scandals involving the country’s elite, this is not bad at all.  At least the scientists and officials have not slid into the least credible category which consists of real-estate developers, secretaries, (secretaries??), entertainers and directors.

******* (twinned with ****) - this is priceless!

The Austrian village of Fucking, which has installed CCTV to stop visitors canoodling by roadsigns, has been advised to cash in on its fame by the German town of Wank.  (Its true, I swear!).  A guest house owner, Jurgen Stoll, said ‘I have so many visitors here at the Wank guest house that we have the mattresses all in a line in one big room for people to sleep on.  Otherwise we couldn’t fit everyone in’

English speaking tourists have created a booming business opportunity.  A tourist official explained; ‘There are Wank postcards on sale, although many people prefer to take their own Wank holiday snaps standing beside the Welcome to Wank sign.’  But the people of Fucking will be hard to convince.  The mayor Franz Meindl has previously complained;  ‘We don’t find it funny.  We just want to be left alone’.

Hahahahaha – oh I cant stop laughing!

Warning for hornythologists

The secluded huts used by birdwatchers are becoming a favourite haunt of mating pairs.  Now a wildlife trust has to remind visitors that the hides are for watching animals, not human hanky-panky.  ‘There are certain things going on at nature reserves that shouldn’t’ says Rachel Shaw of the Lincolnshire Wildlife Trust. ‘A visitor heard certain noises coming from bird hides.  Nature reserves are for quiet enjoyment only.’  Lincolnshire police confirmed the problem.  ‘Up and down the country, hides are used for all sorts of things,’  said PC Nick Willey (no, honestly!)

Have a good weekend folks :)