Shenanigans
June 15, 2010 –
I have a little policy, its actually on my donations page. If a gent cancels twice, I have to ask for a non-refundable deposit if he wants to try and book again. I know that life has a nasty habit of getting in the way of our shenanigans and that all sorts of things can crop up – thats life. But as the saying goes, ‘Once is unfortunate, twice is just carelessness…’
The problem you see, is that I am very busy. Crazy busy. I dont mean, ‘Oh I have several million gents trying to get to see me’ (its only a few thou, hehe :) No, what I mean is, I have lots of things I need to do in addition to this sauciness. So, when we arrange a date, I will have cancelled other things, planned my other working life around it. Said no to important business things, disappointed more than a few gents, and yes even looked forward to seeing you!
I know its my choice to do this and cancellations sometimes come with the territory but what I am trying to say is, guys my time is very important too. If I book a facial, they take my credit card details in case I dont turn up; Likewise a decent restaurant will do the same. Lots of businesses do that these days. I guess they have all been stung in the past.
I have had a spate of double cancellations lately, I even had one fella who booked and then did not even check his diary until the day before and then cancelled. Thats naughty, very naughty. Please dont contact me again.
I am pretty sure that these guys are not timewasters (well not on purpose) and I am sure they can find a lady who will happily accept a booking after constantly cancelling on her, but unfortunately that lady is not me. Please think about it when you make a booking; shouldnt you be cherishing and guarding your ‘you time’ anyway? Put the date in your diary, have a sexy thought (or 5 ;) and dont let anything (apart from the obvious life changing events or illness) get in the way of our shenanigans (at least not twice). Please.
In the spirit of this post, I wanted to find a rather strict picture but then I remembered this one (above) that I saw, stopped in my tracks, went WOW and loved a while ago. Its got a little bit of authority about it, dont you think? Oh ok maybe not :) So strict but still sexy, can that work?
Thank you for your understanding, my reliable darlings x



