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Texting Nightmares part 2

Grrr, more annoyances on the texting front. I know, I know, I shouldn’t let it bother me but they drive me up the wall. There is a particular young boy who resides in the Plymouth area goes by the name of D*****. Now this young fella obviously has way, way too much time on his grubby mitts. He will text and text and text… and then text again. (Has probably worn away his thumbs by now) You block him after the first one or two and then he gets a new number and starts all over again – he is on his third number now – always uses the same name though – duh!! Most of the numbers in my block list are for him. He is obviously completely mad and spends all his dole money on top up cards. Also got a crazy text the other day from what appeared to be a girlie.
Here is how it went…

From Ms Charming – ‘Jus but out my life ya fat belfast bitch am not goin wit u bro anymor so ill drop me nickers an spread me legs anytime i lik got nothin 2do wit u so bye bye.

Hmm , methinks now that cant possibly be for me (I dont come from Belfast for a start!) So I ignore. I then get another text the next day…

Hi i sent i txt las nite really sorry bout that was a bit drunk typed number in wrong txt was ment 4 me x fella’s fat bitch sister sorry bout that oxoxo

Ahh, just as I thought, so I send a text back. No worries.

Another text…
Hi its xxxxx again hangover fro hell mind me askin who i txt an wat part N.ireland u from x

So I politely reply, I am in England, not sure how you got my number?
And then they start getting weirder!

Hardly landed on me feet an your brad pitt’s long lost twin bro coz prob should tel ya its v easy 2 get me in2 bed haha x

(I think at this point, the lady thinks I am a guy obviously and so dont respond, then comes this one…

If ya married it ok dont mind married men use can keep u mouths shut, not lik single fellas do ya ever b over in ireland x

Having spoken to a few other ladies, it transpires that they too received the same texts and that it could possibly be a scam to respond and get charged premium rates for the texts ( fell for that one with my politeness!)

And there’s more – what could a guy possibly think I would want with a picture of a willy sent via text? Yes, another willy pic last week. Yes, I do know what they look like honey!!

Is it just me attracting these lunatics?, is it??
PS My next phone will be text free.