Rhia Charles, high class escort in London

All the time…

I know I haven’t mentioned it for a little while but I am still , yes STILL getting these contemptable ***** stealing the content of my website.  A couple every week. It’s particularly laughable when they are in the same region – can they not string words together or something? and do they not realise that you fellas browse around and may see the same thing written over and over again?  It’s almost like someone sneaking in and stealing your personality.  It drives me nuts and I make it my business to have them removed from the net, regardless of where they advertise.  The latest one nicked a paragraph from my site and put it on her Adultwork profile (one of those with an ‘oh my goodness’ pic where nothing and I mean NOTHING is left to the imagination)  It makes me feel a bit violated that my delicate words are somehow associated :) Hmmmm. The other one is a chick in New York who keeps stealing my words, gets removed and then does it again.  I think someone once said ‘The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a different result’  Ladies (and some gents!) if you are reading this, PLEASE PLEASE use your own words and pictures!  Just to remind you, here is my copyright policy.

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To review or not review?

When I revived Rhia, she was not dead, just snoozing :)  I took a little look around the internet and came across the concept of reviews.  Oh I don’t like the idea of that I thought.  Kiss and tell, very ungentlemanly.  But as time has gone on (2 years on 1st September!) I guess it has become the norm for me now and I do like to get them.  I can see the plus sides and the downsides though.  Pluses mean than new gents get a good idea of who I am and what they can expect – crucial sometimes when there are not so honourable people out there.  Downsides mean a little bit of mystery goes.  I do prefer the non-smutty reviews if I am honest as I cringe a little about graphic details of our private time together – some gents say, well what’s the point if you are not going to go into detail?  But I think the kind of gents I like, and who like me, in general are more sensitive souls and do prefer detail about the experience rather than the nitty gritty.  I hope I am not coming across as ungrateful because I truly am not, I am very flattered that you fellas take the time from your busy schedules to write these reviews – always a special kiss for you xx

PS Mr G – yours was perfect! x

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Changes

Have you noticed?  I have changed my booking times and rates.  After much consultation with the ladies and the gentlemen (thank you all x), I have decided that yes, 2 is better than 1.  So, my minimum booking time for new clients is 2 hours –  and it means that I can be just that little bit more exclusive and put all my efforts into making your visit a most joyous one and of course we can get to know each other much better :)  But, if you are an existing client (meaning I have seen you before = lovely friend :), I will definitely be able to still see you for 1 hour if you are pushed for time.  I will also be offering 1 hour appointments when on tour.  I will of course honour all appointments already booked at the previous rate. Phew!  That’s a lot to take in. x

PS I am off to sunny Edinburgh on Saturday and am fully booked until 25th July, so hope to see you then or soon after?  Have a good weekend my darlings xx

Whoops almost forgot the lovely naughty nature pic that I know you eagerly await every week :)

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Papeete

I bet you didn’t know what/where this was/is either!  Stats are great.  Website stats are the greatest.  Mine tells me where my visitors come from, even down to the city.  So, whilst looking at all the different places my humble site gets visited from, using a world map.  I spy a solitary dot in the middle of the South Pacific.  What’s this I ask myself?  On further investigation, I see it’s a visitor from Papeete in Tahiti.  Ahh Papeete, I wish I knew it well.  It looks lovely – perhaps one for the tour list?  I wonder if my accountant will allow that business expense. hehehe. 

Interesting things (I love this stuff!)…

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented.  It was ruled ‘Gentlemen only…Ladies Forbidden’… and thus the word GOLF enterted into the English language.

In the 1400′s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.  Hence we have ‘the rule of thumb’.

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.  If the horse has one front leg in the air, then person died as a result of wounds received in battle.  If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

In Shakespeare’s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase… ‘goodnight, sleep tight’.

It was accepted practice in Babylon 4000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride’s father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink.  Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

In English pubs, ale was ordered by pints and quarts… So in olde England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them ‘Mind your pints and quarts and settle down!’.  It’s where we get the phrase ‘Mind your P’s and Q’s.

Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups.  When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. ‘Wet your whistle’ is the phrase inspired by this practice.

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Welcome to my new blog!

Welcome to my new look blog! – it’s also attached to my website which is very cool.  Hopefully I can also add videos and music bits and pieces here too!  If you follow my blog you may want to add this address (up top) to your favourites list  instead of the other one as I will only be adding new postings on here in future.  I have transferred all my previous posts and even sorted them into sections for easier searching – don’t just look at the naughty & nice ones! (I know you too well) If you are new to my blog, ignore everything I’ve just said and enjoy the joke above, hehehe.

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How do you like it?…

My shiny new fancy pants website is ready! You can see it here http://www.rhiacharles.co.uk

It has all the usual stuff on there but I think you will agree, it is much more professional. It also has the added bonus of being almost theft proof – horray!

Ok, next thing is some more sexy pics to add on – November – it’s booked.

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Statistics

Ok, so I am browsing around interesting escort-related sites and happen upon an escort poll page. This is good stuff, did you know for instance that…

So it’s still true then! – (a teeny bit worried about the bald vote though)

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Wallpaper

Some have asked for images that can be used as wallpaper on your PC or laptop (and some have said ‘No, please don’t!’ hahaha – only kidding:)
My very kind and talented Gent has compiled this montage. I have it in two sizes – laptop size and PC size. I haven’t figured out a way for you to just download it on here (the blogger shrinks the images to fit) so if you want it, email me (rhiacharles@yahoo.co.uk) and I will send it right back as an attachment. (Let me know what size you want). Have a good weekend! xx

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My new banner

Do you like? One of my fab fellas did it for me – big thanks Mr P!! I am astounded (although I shouldn’t be) at how utterly kind and helpful and just generally nice people can be – I am a lucky girl indeed.

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Check out my new pics!!!!

They are here! I hope you love them as much as I do – very Agent Provocateur and Le Boudoir Français. I forgot how long it takes to actually get just a few shots. But once you have a good photographer and some nice props and get yourself in a sexy mood for the clicking lens it all seems to come together. Have a peek at the rest in my gallery.  Let me know what you think, I’m excited, I hope you are too. x

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