Rhia Charles, high class escort in London

I Set my Apartment on Fire!

No it was not some steamy session!, here is what happened.  A kind Sir brought me a lovely bunch of lavender from his garden.  It reminded me of France.  I decided to let it dry out and kept it in a glass pot on the window sill.  The other day, I was joyfully getting ready for Mr B to arrive.  Mr B likes to come around for a nice dinner.  Roast Lamb is his favourite, so roast lamb it was.

The food was cooking nicely, everything was prepared.  I had had a lovely bath and pampering session and my next job was to light the candles. ‘Oh’  thought I, ‘Why dont I pop a little tea light in the bottom of the pot, where the lavender is?’.  ‘Then, the beautiful aroma of the lavender will drift up with the tea light heat and that will be lovely’.  Wont it?

Except that the dried out lavender caught alight and when I happened to walk into the living room, there was a mini fire on the window sill.  Luckily, it hadnt caught the drapes.  I was cool though, like the cucumber,  and just threw a damp cloth over it and left it.  Dippy, me?  Not usually :).   Oh just had a thought maybe I should have left it and called those handsome fire fighters out ;)

10 points to the reader who spots the connection of this story with the pic – the late but lovely Jim Morrison.

PS.  Fully booked for London in December, almost fully booked for London in November, some dates left for Dubai in December.  Full info HERE my lovelies x

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Madness on the M5

So I decided to pop away for a nice break – somewhere the bard might feel at home :)

‘Is that a dagger I see before me?’  ‘Yeah gimme your trainers’ – no it wasn’t Liverpool (sorry Liverpool) hehehe

Anyway on a bank holiday friday I find myself trundling up the M5, singing away to Madame Butterfly when lo and behold a queue is forming up ahead.  Yes a queue on the motorway.  Can you believe that?   I had to check that I hadn’t wandered willy nilly onto that nefarious M25.  No, I was in Somerset or Zomerset if you happen to have been born there.  So to cut a very long story short.  I found myself sat in a car park motorway for 8 hours.  8 – WHOLE – HOURS!!!

Why oh why? I hear you cry.  Well, someone had decided to try and throw themselves off a bridge and the police had then decided to shut the M5 – on an August Bank Holiday.  Yes an August Bank Holiday.   The tailback was 20 miles long.

Poor soul, I hear the tender hearted readers out there sob.  Yes, and indeed we shall never know what makes someone decide to cause chaos in an attention seeking manner on a hideously busy bloomin’ BANK  HOLIDAY!!!  Seriously though, people were stuck in their cars, kids in tow for hours and hours with no water, no toilets, no champagne.  Couldnt the police have talked, wrestled the guy down in half an hour?  What were they doing for 8 hours???  Teaching him macrame?  It was pretty bad but  do you know what?  If that is the worst thing that ever happens to me, well, I shall consider myself lucky.  And the fella?  Well, I dont know what happened to him but I hope he somehow finds a way through his troubles.

If you were stuck on the M5 last Friday, there is a survivor’s group where you can get counselling.  It’s called the Rhia Rehabilitation Project and you can join by emailing rhiacharles@yahoo.co.uk and arranging a session ;)  x

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Happy Anniversary to Me!

Yes it is 3 years to the day since I started escorting again.  1st September 2006.   You will remember that I used to escort hundreds of years ago but retired for 6 years :)  Wow, doesn’t time fly when you’re having fun?   So how was it for you Mister? ;)

What a 3 years it has been.  I have met you lovely fellas in London a few times now.  I have been wined and dined in New York.  I have shared the craic with you in Dublin and been treated like a princess in Edinburgh.  We have had some fun in Bath and I almost got to Windsor :)  Most of you I have met whilst you are passing through Devon though.  Some of you have become very dear friends. The vast majority of you have been utter gentlemen and for that I thank you.  You know who you are. x

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Bank Holidays & Posh Nosh

What has happened?  No sooner have I arranged to have a very cultural weekend away when I then get inundated with pleas for my company!  Usually bank holidays are dull, dull, dull (and not just the weather, lack of company of the male variety being the norm:(    Hmm  do I note an upturn in this downturn?  I hope so.  But so very sorry to disappoint all you eager fellas who will now be at a loose end over the next few days, maybe next time?

Talking of next time, I keep getting sent deliciously tempting offers (I know what you are thinking :)   No, my little saucy one, of the gourmet variety, that’s what I mean – although I do get many tempting offers all the time and I concur with the magnificent Oscar Wilde when he said,  ‘I can resist anything but temptation’.

So, there are a couple of rather splendid eateries around these parts, dont you know!  They are also being ever so inventive and (for me) exciting in their attempts to tempt you and I (easily done in my case) into  their gorgeous seats and to quaff at their delightful tables.  All sorts of events like a supper club and seafood demo at one of my favourite restaurants, I mean its my favourite worldwide, not just in Devon – and I have eaten in a fair few places I can tell ya!  Or do you fancy a fashion show (no probably not :) dinner or a ball? Oh let’s have a ball!    Click here to know more.

And there’s more – Gidleigh Park in Chagford, (oh Gideligh, Gidleigh – I love thee!)  also has some fantastic special events like guest Michelin star chefs, a fungi foray – hurray!  (say it out loud, it rhymes!)  hehehe and… oh just pop over there to take a peek.  Here’s the Link.

So, dear one,  if any of that has whet your whistle or indeed your appetite and you fancy a spot of company to any of these events, please do give me a call, I am your girl, definitely.  If that is not your thing, and before we abandon the subject of temptation;  can I, may I,  tempt you into my audacious, beautilicious lair? I am now pretty busy right up until Saturday 5th September (I am available over that weekend and most of the weekends in September) so if you fancy a foray with moi, please get in touch – asap is always appreciated x

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Slack Ma Girdle

No it doesnt mean I want you to undo my corset, oh lascivious one!  (But you can if you want ;)  It is of course the name of an old apple. Old in the sense of rare and has been around a bit – just like me !  Hahaha.  But you knew that didnt you? :) What a delicious sounding name though.  I am getting a lot of inspiration from you fellas lately.  You only have to come out with an interesting, slightly risque sounding tale and I am on to it, pouncing like a panther and begging you to let me blog about it.  So thanks Mister for the info on this most delightful of apples – now where do I get one?

Slack ma Girdle probably means “slack my girl” rather than “loosen my belt”. Risque names aside, Slack ma Girdle apples are medium sized with a quite flat shape and have an attractive, picture book apple colour of yellow green with bright red patches. The flesh is very sweet, making it a good choice for use in a blended cider when combined with a bittersweet and a sharp cider apple. As they are so sweet, these apples are also great for use in jams – just the best in blackberry and apple jam. Though it is in the early flowering category, Slack ma Girdle’s fruit ripen late, starting in November and hanging on into the New Year. This leisurely ripening period could be the reason for its curious name. It originates from Devon, though its parentage is unknown.

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Kind Sirs

Oh I had a couple of lovely emails over the past few days – really made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside – with granted permission, I’d like to share them with you – thank you chaps!

Thank you, Rhia, for a truly delightful time together. You went to a lot of trouble to ensure that all my senses were well and truly fed, watered, more than satisfied, sated! It was such a pleasure to be relaxed with you, to be completely unrushed and to able to chat so openly together. Talking together reminded me how fortunate I am, in so many different ways. Thank you for being you! Be yourself and don’t change as you bring so much joy to those lucky enough to share your company. – Mr A

and….

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Dangerous Beauty

I just managed to watch this dvd.  I know, I know, I have been wanting to watch it for over a year now!  Anyway, I did it and it was good.  Thanks Mr N for the gift! x  It was  more of a love story than I thought it would be, ahhhh.  Some great lines in the film too and of course stunning location – Venice.  Try and watch it if you can.  Its also called The Honest Courtesan for some reason.

Mr M read my post about men’s underpants and bought me a rather fetching pair of Dolce & Gabanna boxers. Hehehehe   Very nice they look too, and ever so comfy, maybe I should wear men’s pants all the time ;). Thanks M!

How naughty am I?  Only just back from my hols and I am already getting itchy feet.  I fancy one of those spa breaks in Thailand or somewhere lush like that.  Just a chill out, pamperings, great food and fabulous sunsets.  You cant blame me really.  Its not as though we have had a great summer (again), I think I blinked when we  had those good few days. I get all excited, think this is it and peak too soon.  I should appreciate the moment better.  I know its a well worn cliche but summers really were better and longer when I was a kid.  No I didnt live in the Bahamas (but I may one day :)  Ho hum, Im off to check out some holiday sites.

Now you know I dont do quickies, but I couldnt resist…the joke I mean :)

While making love, he says:
- Darling, let’s do 68!
- 68??? What’s that?
- You do it to me and I’ll owe you one.

Hope you are having a good one if you are on holiday xxx

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James Bond 007

I met a  kindly gent recently who said he felt like James Bond going through my screening/timewaster removal process.  He found it ever so exciting, and by proxy  I find that exciting!  Anyway, yes I do have a few leaps and bounds but the prize is always worth it ;)    Let me explain my system.  Well, first of all we have the email.  Email grunts like  ‘i wan u, call me‘  or ‘i need a **** , cum round now‘    will certainly get top priority, not.     A  lovely email, however, with a little introduction and some details about dates and times will definitely stimulate my interest :)

Emails from leaders of stag parties wanting me to perform all night for a bunch of drunken lads singing rugby songs and requests for unusual antics with ping pong balls usually get a polite ‘no thanks’  or even an impolite ‘buggar off’ reply.  Can you imagine?  No really, can you imagine??!!!!

I dont get many phone calls from uknown persons these days as I have taken my number off the site but the number still lurks around in the deep recesses of the net and contact mags (how 70’s is that?) steal details off online escort directories and then I get the odd call saying ”ow much luv?’ or ‘Got any details?’  I delight in these calls and give them my full attention, obviously.

So after the first initial introduction……  ohh you will just have to see.  What a tease I am!  hahaha xxx

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Back in Blighty & Cancellations

Yes I am back!  I had a lovely break, thank you so much to everyone for the happy holiday wishes.

Now, a little about cancellations.. ..

Here is how I try to organise things.  I take very few bookings these days.  I usually know a week in advance what bookings I have and I plan my other life accordingly – yes I do have one ;)   Now, I know that sometimes life and stuff gets in the way and  plans cannot be fulfilled but I would ask you fellas to remember that I only see a very few special clients and therefore may have turned away several (lots of)  bookings to make sure your special day was honoured.  When I have a cancellation, this means that, as I dont take same day bookings, I will have lost out financially. Could you please, please ensure that you will be able to make your booking?  I have been thinking of ways around this, one being the system I have on my tours in that I have a cancellation list.  But I dont think that would work for normal bookings as gentlemen have usually made other arrangements when I tell them I am not available. So my other option is to have a deposit system, a lot of ladies do.  I already do this for my lunches and my dinners and it works really well.  Hmm I shall consider some more – what do you think?

Now then, I sound like a grumpy old mare just back from my hols dont I?  Im not, I promise.  I am rested, relaxed, tranquil, radiant and chilled.  Ok, ok a little bit OTT on the ‘I had a laid back time’  front, but I did, more than – honestly!

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French Ferries

I have seen  a few chaps recently who are either about to board the Plymouth to Roscoff Ferry or have just disembarked the ferry back to dear old blighty with Brittany Ferries.  Lucky fellas who have super duper holiday homes in France, or happen to live there most of the time.  And how lucky am I that they decide to pop in on little ole me en route?  I havent been on that ferry or on that particular route for a long while but I do remember from the last time I did,  a rather splendid lunch.  Yes on a ferry!  Of course the chefs are French and of course they would rather cast themselves overboard than serve mediocre food, sacre bleu!!    Yes even on a ferry.  I have also heard tales that the service stations in France serve the most delicious cuisine, ok not Michelin star quality but more than adequate good food, food you want to hang around for an hour or two to savour  (not like ours – ahh therein lies another post/rant methinks :)

The French take their food very seriously. (Did I tell you I was 1/4 French, I think it is the bit where my mouth is :)   Now I also sometimes, actually most times, take my food very seriously too.  In terms of quality, provenance, cooking style and presentation.  I bet you think I talk about food all of the time! - well it is a passion of mine, but I sooo do not want to be a chef :)  I just want to partake, if I may?

Sometimes though, I just want a M&S ready meal – quick, nutritious and relatively cheap.  I also have to watch what I eat constantly, which can obviously be a real drag, yes, a real drag.  I dont like junk food,  in fact I hate it.  The thought of a Macdonald’s makes me come over all queasy.  However, I sometimes crave fish and chips (is that junk?, I dont think it is actually) I allow myself that, fish and chips with tartare sauce twice a year, omg, yum!  - I kid you not!  I never drink sugary, fizzy drinks.  Hell I dont even drink Juice – just water (and ahem, obviously champagne – a girl has to have some vices ;)  I dont eat too much chocolate or snacks – only when a kind gent supplies me with them – I have, you may have noticed taken the chocs off my wishlist recently.  What a good girl I am.

Now then,  here’s the point of all of this, if you look at naturally voluptuous ladies, (of which I think I am one)  they have always had a battle to stay slim.  Think Diana Dors.  Marilyn Monroe – who was a size 14 before she died, my guess is she would have been a lot bigger as she grew older.  Its a natural thing, I think for curvy girls to have a problem staying svelte.  Maybe we should all just let nature decide and eat whatever we want.  The thing is, I dont feel good when I put on a few pounds.  I feel sluggish and unhealthy. Besides that, I wouldnt be able to fit into my fancy pants!!   I try and listen to my body.  So my perfect solution??  The gym, oh and super healthy meals in between the gorgeous dinners and lunches we share.   The best of both worlds?  I think so.

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