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Thursday, September 2nd, 2010
I thought you may like to drool over this? Perhaps have a fondle? Lust comes in many forms :) Enjoy xx
Fuel your passion for classic racing cars this weekend and celebrate the spirit of Le Mans. Stirling Moss hosts the first ever Chelsea Autolegends at the Royal Hospital, opening the doors to a huge display of sports cars, with a special focus on cars driven at the French endurance race. Don’t miss Steve McQueen’s Porsche 917 and Nick Mason’s Ferrari 512, both featured in the classic 1970 film, Le Mans.
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Tuesday, July 27th, 2010
I keep bumping into celebrities. No, Im not one of those nutcase celeb stalkers, we just happen to be in the same place, oh I say!
I was at a party at the Mandarin Oriental the other night when this very, very famous sportsman walked towards me and stopped. ‘Well you look familiar’ says I with a twinkle in my eye (no he was not a client) and he said ‘Oh hello!, how are you?, havent seen you for ages!’ (‘more like never’ thought I) As he carried on talking I thought ‘He has absolutely no idea who I am, hehehe’ No I didnt put him out of his misery, that would have been rude and much less fun.
At another ‘do’ and I bump into Sven-Goren Eriksson’s ex, ‘Mwah, mwah; Nancy darling! How are you?!’
Oh I am wicked :)
PS, Did you see that piece in the Sunday Times last weekend, My Courtesan Life of Sex and Champers? I tried to link to it but it wouldnt allow me to. Search for it though, its a good read.
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Tuesday, June 15th, 2010
I never ( never, ever) watch it, football, that is. Well, only if England are playing in the world cup, which they are and I did. Three things I should stress here.
1. I am no football expert (obviously) and
2. I dislike people knocking others for the sake of it.
3. I may have an opinon or two, here or there :)
Good, we have that established.
Now these guys, in the England team, bless their hearts. These wee mites who get paid tens of thousands of pounds a week. What???
We played against the US the other day. Walk in the park, me with my years of football wisdom predicted 4-0.
I had a nice chap email me from the US saying that the US had beaten us and had I watched it? Scoundrel! I was obviously outraged! The US beat England, at football?, dont be bloody ridiculous, hell would freeze over first – wouldnt it? They only started playing the game like, last week! Their fans obviously dont even know the difference between a win or a draw fer chrissakes; oh the shame.
I courteously told him he was a very naughty fella spreading such vicious and hurtful rumours and that they, the US were lucky to get a draw. Yes indeed.
Our team though, I want to be supportive ( I so do!!) but what a joke. Really. Are they worth that money, do you think? I understand that their career is limited but they can always be commentators (remind me to tell you the commentator’s joke when we meet :) afterwards, if they can talk coherently that is – Lineker springs to mind or they can go and get p****d like Gascoigne. The choice, as they say, is theirs.
Do I sound like one of these silly boys on forums abusing people who pay more than £100 for a pleasurable time with a lady? - if so, shoot me now.
I read somewhere, that someone said ‘Why do you English think that you have a God given right to win at football?’
What!!! Actually, he has a point you know, especially where I am concerned. I was brought up to believe that the English football team were the greatest in the world. I was also brought up to believe that the English Rugby Team were the greatest in the world, not to mention Cricket. Can you begin to imagine the disappointment if we dont dominate every sporting fixture, bloody hell – we invented most of them.
In fact I was brought up to believe that England is a wonderful nation and a beautiful place to live, the best in the world – just like other people do about their countries; thanks Dad. It has only taken me 37 years to understand that this is true. Yes. But then it was indoctrinated into me afterwards that we were evil and that we had pillaged the world, us English. Hmm. Now, here’s the thing. You know that I have travelled a lot, yes? Not just touristy things, real get down and dirty travelling.
Well, I have discovered, surprise, surprise, that all creeds, colours, nations and religions; in essence all human beings are capable of bad things – as nations or individuals. Likewise all people are capable of wonderful things too, thats what we have to remember.
I just wish the English football team could be capable of wonderful things, this year, what do you think fellas? – hey ho – good luck guys but I dont think I can watch anymore – am I a lightweight?
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Wednesday, June 9th, 2010
Gents, I have been made an offer I couldnt possibly refuse and I am being whisked off to somewhere rather delightful – only from from 25th – 29th June though. I have a lunch date available on the 30th if that suits you? I am also available pre and post-footie for celebrations or commiserations, depending on our performance (not ours! the England team!) As always, please book early xx
Oh, I do hope they do well, its very frustrating to watch but I shall try…. Come on England!
Here’s a topical joke for you… (thanks Mr C)
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman’s husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.
After a little while the little boy says, ‘Dark in here.
The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, ‘Yes, it is.’
Boy – ‘I have a football.’
Man – ‘That’s nice.’
Boy – ‘Want to buy it?’
Man – ‘No, thanks.’
Boy – ‘My dad’s outside.’
Man – ‘OK, how much?’
Boy – ‘£ 250′
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy – ‘Dark in here.’
Man – ‘Yes, it is.’
Boy – ‘I have football boots.’
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, ‘OK How much this time?’
Boy – ‘£ 750′
Man – ‘Sold.’
A few days later, the boys’ father says to the boy, ‘Grab your boots and ball, let’s go outside and have a game of football.
The boy says, ‘I can’t, I sold my ball and boots.’
The father asks, ‘How much did you sell them for and to who?’
The boy says, ‘To a friend of mine for a £ 1,000..’
The father says, ‘That’s a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that’. ‘That’s four times what they cost when they were new, I’m going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.’
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, ‘Dark in here’..
The priest says, ‘Don’t start that shit again you little prick, you’re in my cupboard now’!!
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