Do you remember, they were really popular when I was in Devon?  Well, I have managed to source some Cornish lobsters and get them sent to me in London under ice.  How fab is that?

Oh, I am really pleased to be able to put that back on as a date,  so do you fancy it?   Lobster and a little something sparkly, followed by a little something extra-saucy? ;)

I can also offer a super-duper luxury lobster lunch or dinner with a rather fine Dom Perignon 1999 Vintage Champagne.  A totally outstanding year, that’s if you are in a celebratory mood of course :)

Please go here for full details.

Hope to see you very soon x

” I drink it when I am happy, and when I am sad.  Sometimes I drink it when I am alone.  When I have company I consider it obligatory.  I trifle with it if I am not hungry, and drink it when I am.  Otherwise I never touch it – unless I am thirsty‘

- Madame Lily Bollinger, when asked ‘When is the best time to drink Champagne?’

PS Forgot to mention, I am away playing golf in Spain from 18-24 March and only have a few available dates left in March so please get in touch if you would like to see me next month, til then xx

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So we start off with The Chelsea Flower Show and then Glyndeborne, Epsom and Royal Ascot, oh and the polo (love Cartier), Wimbledon, Henley Regatta, Cowes (oh no, I have to leave London!) and the Last Night of the Proms.  Have I forgotten anything?, emails and comments are gratefully received.

I am like that, I will do them all in one year.  I once went to all the music festivals (well, most of them) around the UK during one summer.  Great fun.  Well, it has to be done doesnt it?  and then you have tales to tell, makes you a little bit interesting you see.   I just need some fine chaps to send some invites my way re:  The Season ;)  Oh and I need a new frock (or two) and a hat.

PS.  Available post-photo shoot on the 14th – yes Valentine’s Day!! – My plans have changed for this day and I am now available so if you would like a lovely private dinner here  with moi as the dessert please get in touch. x

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So being ever so obliging (and you know it!) I have put on my fees page,  a new 2 hour appointment rate sans food.  Not the same fees as Plymouth sadly as this is London after all!  But not too outrageous, I hope you agree.  The lucky, super-lucky boys on my VIP list however do get special offers every other month, and as for my regulars? Well, I look after them very well because they look after me.

You can find my new rates here.

Next available February 5th x

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Oh and singing and being merry and having a kiss under the mistletoe and being all sentimental and really embracing life and  just enjoying it all, commercialised or not.  I dont really care about  what some say about the shift from a ‘Christian’ Christmas to a ‘commercialised’ one.  Not one jot.  As far as I can see, they (‘they’ being organised religion – we will have to have a chat one day  about disorganised religion I think :), anyway, they ruthlessly stole it from the Druids/Pagans anyway.  I like the mistletoe and the holly and the yule log  etc etc – all pagan.  In fact all the things I like were from the old religion if you want to call it that.  The one this fair land had long  before they started burning lovely ladies at the stake.  Women who’s only crime was to heal with herbs and things and be wise.   Yes you may call me a heathen.

Anyway, where was I?  Oh yes.  A proper tree this year.  I just have to persuade a fine and handsome  and strapping young man to carry the devil  (tree) up the stairs and I have just the specimen in mind (the man I mean hehehe).  I am going to have twinkly lights on it.  (the tree not the man! ohhh, or maybe both!)  Yes I am.  And I will be playing Christmassy songs from now onwards – only kidding! They will commence when I return from my London tour.

So as you can see I have overdosed on Christmas catalogues already and I am going to be awfully busy in December with not one but two tours in place.  So Gentlemen, here is my availablity for the decadent month of december.  I dont have to add – Book Early!  do I?

December 1st – 4th – London – FULLY BOOKED

December 7th – 13th – Plymouth – Available in Plymouth

December 14th – 22nd – Dubai – Almost fully booked but some availability

December 23rd & 24th – Available in Plymouth

Thats it folks until the new year x

PS  There will, as in the spirit of all celebrations be complimentary champagne on the following days….

23rd & 24th  December

I wont say  it yet the M**** C******** thing but I want to, I do!  :) x

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November

Monday 16th

Tuesday 17th

Wednesday 18th – FULLY BOOKED

December

Tuesday 1st – FULLY BOOKED

Wednesday 2nd – FULLY BOOKED

Full details on my Tours Page here.

As usual, if any of the dates you would like are booked, please let me know and I will place you on my cancellation list.  Cant wait to see you there! x

London Escort

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They must be celebrated, birthdays, oh yes.  I have a few treats planned for myself and if you are one of the chaps I am seeing for the run up to the anniversary of my birth,  then you Sir are in for a treat too.  I will be in fine form and as frisky as a…. a…  oh a frisky thing.  Actually, I am almost fully booked until the 13th October now.  Ohhh I am so excited, I am like a giddy kipper (you can imagine what I was like at 10 cant you?)  Happy Birthday to me …. :)

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See you back in Devon after the 26th.  I have a few dates available when I get back and I am contactable via email or phone while I am away. xxx

London Escort

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I got into trouble once, in a PC environment in the north for calling someone, a colleague  ‘bird’.  My defence, your honour was that it was a colloquial saying where I come from and therefore I was entitled to say it, so don’t tell me what I can and cannot say.  Sigh.  Don’t you wish you shouldn’t have to explain this stuff – these things that mean no harm to anyone to these PC maniacs?

Anyway, if you are a man and are called that;  bird  that is fine but maid is not (please keep up darling)   Maid is  definitely only for women.   So I was saying;    Oh yes  ‘Look at that maid  traipsing around looking like God knows what!’     Hmm and I thought God knew everything. (nods head unsagely)

Oh anyway, I digress  :) where was I?,  oh yes traipsing around the apartment semi-naked freezing my wotsits off.  Oh no.  You will find a warm and toasty welcome here. Yes indeed.

I don’t know about you but my attention goes to comfort food (yes food again :) when the autumn peeks it’s coppery head around the corner.  And that means….. ahh roast dinners.  Oh my word,  yum. Now, who on this whole planet doesn’t like a well-cooked roast?  No I thought not.  Everyone does.  I actually like cooking them too.  I know they can be time consuming and all that washing up (horray for dishwashers!)  So here is the deal, humour me, pander to my cravings and book a sunday lunchtime appointment and you will get…. eggs on toast.  No just kidding, a roast of course. Chicken, Beef, Lamb, Pork, whatever.  I don’t care.   Just let me,go on let me do it for you!  Or we could always pop out to a nice country pub and eat one there?

Talking of weekends, you will note that I have been away a fair bit lately and not available every weekend, well I am here for the next 3 (sorry, this weekend – 12 Sept – is fully booked though).   But if you want to see me during the other ones and claim your roast, you know what to do ;)…    A Roast and a Romp?  Ooh er Missus!

London Tour Update

Getting excited about my forthcoming London trip.  Very excited.  Apart from the splendiferous hotel I am booked into,  just you wait and see!  I have lots of other things planned too.  Meeting my sexy London chaps of course!,  lunch with the fabulous  Miss Dollymopp,  a party (yes I have been invited to a party! – whoo whoo!  I can’t remember the last time I went to a proper party – sad isn’t it?  hehehe).  Obviously I am going to do a spot of shopping  while I am there, maybe buy some new fancy pants and possibly take in St Paul’s Cathedral.  I haven’t visited there before and I am gradually ticking off all the major sites of London during my tours.

Unfortunately for those wishing to see me in London this month, I am now fully booked for this tour (I have a list though – I love my lists! -  for if you want me to contact you in case of cancellation) but I think I may be back sometime in November, so keep a look out for the dates my lovelies.  I think some new pictures are in order for then too.  The fellas on my VIP list will get first notification of those dates, oh and the pics.  What?  You are not on my VIP list?  And you being a VIP and all?  Scandalous!   Send me an email darling;  rhiacharles@yahoo.co.uk and I will pop you on there, quick as you like.

So roasts and toasts, looks like a splendid September after all! x

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Southwest Escort

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Talking of next time, I keep getting sent deliciously tempting offers (I know what you are thinking :)   No, my little saucy one, of the gourmet variety, that’s what I mean – although I do get many tempting offers all the time and I concur with the magnificent Oscar Wilde when he said,  ‘I can resist anything but temptation’.

So, there are a couple of rather splendid eateries around these parts, dont you know!  They are also being ever so inventive and (for me) exciting in their attempts to tempt you and I (easily done in my case) into  their gorgeous seats and to quaff at their delightful tables.  All sorts of events like a supper club and seafood demo at one of my favourite restaurants, I mean its my favourite worldwide, not just in Devon – and I have eaten in a fair few places I can tell ya!  Or do you fancy a fashion show (no probably not :) dinner or a ball? Oh let’s have a ball!    Click here to know more.

And there’s more – Gidleigh Park in Chagford, (oh Gideligh, Gidleigh – I love thee!)  also has some fantastic special events like guest Michelin star chefs, a fungi foray – hurray!  (say it out loud, it rhymes!)  hehehe and… oh just pop over there to take a peek.  Here’s the Link.

So, dear one,  if any of that has whet your whistle or indeed your appetite and you fancy a spot of company to any of these events, please do give me a call, I am your girl, definitely.  If that is not your thing, and before we abandon the subject of temptation;  can I, may I,  tempt you into my audacious, beautilicious lair? I am now pretty busy right up until Saturday 5th September (I am available over that weekend and most of the weekends in September) so if you fancy a foray with moi, please get in touch – asap is always appreciated x

English Courtesan

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Plymouth Escort

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