Here’s the deal; tickets all paid for.  Lets have an early pre-show dinner or perhaps a late one?  Back to mine for a saucy tryst.  Probably around five and a half hours in all.  £400

Laughter is an aphrodisiac, you know, hehehe :)

I NOW HAVE A DATE, Sorry to those who were disappointed x

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I love a weekend rendez vous, no dashing back to the office, lots of time and he is in weekender mode.

So if you have a sexy saturday or indeed sunday in mind, the answer is YES.

Have a great weekend and I’ll see you on another one  (weekend that is)  x

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Mature Independent Escort

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I am available next week ( from 23rd Aug) but only in the evening

Yes come up and see me, make me smile  from 30th August onwards – and I promise to make you smile too  ;)

High Class London Courtesan

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Oh, I do hope they do well, its very frustrating to watch but I shall try…. Come on England!

Here’s a topical joke for you… (thanks Mr C)

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman’s husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.

After a little while the little boy says, ‘Dark in here.

The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, ‘Yes, it is.’

Boy – ‘I have a football.’

Man – ‘That’s nice.’

Boy – ‘Want to buy it?’

Man – ‘No, thanks.’

Boy – ‘My dad’s outside.’

Man – ‘OK, how much?’

Boy – ‘£ 250′

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.

Boy – ‘Dark in here.’

Man – ‘Yes, it is.’

Boy – ‘I have football boots.’

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, ‘OK How much this time?’

Boy – ‘£ 750′

Man – ‘Sold.’

A few days later, the boys’ father says to the boy, ‘Grab your boots and ball, let’s go outside and have a game of football.

The boy says, ‘I can’t, I sold my ball and boots.’
The father asks, ‘How much did you sell them for and to who?’

The boy says, ‘To a friend of mine for a £ 1,000..’

The father says, ‘That’s a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that’. ‘That’s four times what they cost when they were new, I’m going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.’

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, ‘Dark in here’..

The priest says, ‘Don’t start that shit again you little prick, you’re in my cupboard now’!!

Courtesan in England

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Anyway, you may have noticed my fees and available time going up and down, around and about and generally being a tad scatty.  Call it me finding my way in London, getting an idea of what works, what the fellas want and what fits in with my life and my expenses here too.

I think I have settled on my tariff and made it simpler (lets see how many ‘fees‘ type’ words we can pop into this post shall we?  Should satisfy even the most pedantic of souls; hell, I’ll even put them in bold &  italics, I’m nice and helpful like that, hehe)

So I shall be thrilled to accompany you to a 3 hour lunch in central London for a backhander of £400.  I will not be charging (can I count that one?) for taxi fares or travelling time.

A wonderful 4 hour dinner at your favourite restaurant is available at a bribery of £550.

If you are of a discreet mindset, my lunches and dinners are always available here for a minor enticement and give me the opportunity to spoil you.

A 2 hour, 2 course lunch is available for a donation of £400.  This replaces my straight 2 hour fee of £400 and also includes champagne if you want it! (excellent value Rhia, I hear you cry!)

And what about a lovely evening to include the most delicious of 3 courses plus champagne or fine wine all wrapped up spiffingly in a romantic 3 hours? -  a snip, a bargain at a cost of just £550.

I believe the usual requirement for London ladies is £300 per hour and although I dont want to de-value myself, I also appreciate that times are difficult right now and hope that the above prices (oh I cant bear that one!) considerations are ok for you.

See you very soon, I hope! x

PS.  I will still honour any 2 hour dates already booked prior to today.

London Escort

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Do you remember, they were really popular when I was in Devon?  Well, I have managed to source some Cornish lobsters and get them sent to me in London under ice.  How fab is that?

Oh, I am really pleased to be able to put that back on as a date,  so do you fancy it?   Lobster and a little something sparkly, followed by a little something extra-saucy? ;)

I can also offer a super-duper luxury lobster lunch or dinner with a rather fine Dom Perignon 1999 Vintage Champagne.  A totally outstanding year, that’s if you are in a celebratory mood of course :)

Please go here for full details.

Hope to see you very soon x

” I drink it when I am happy, and when I am sad.  Sometimes I drink it when I am alone.  When I have company I consider it obligatory.  I trifle with it if I am not hungry, and drink it when I am.  Otherwise I never touch it – unless I am thirsty‘

- Madame Lily Bollinger, when asked ‘When is the best time to drink Champagne?’

PS Forgot to mention, I am away playing golf in Spain from 18-24 March and only have a few available dates left in March so please get in touch if you would like to see me next month, til then xx

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So we start off with The Chelsea Flower Show and then Glyndeborne, Epsom and Royal Ascot, oh and the polo (love Cartier), Wimbledon, Henley Regatta, Cowes (oh no, I have to leave London!) and the Last Night of the Proms.  Have I forgotten anything?, emails and comments are gratefully received.

I am like that, I will do them all in one year.  I once went to all the music festivals (well, most of them) around the UK during one summer.  Great fun.  Well, it has to be done doesnt it?  and then you have tales to tell, makes you a little bit interesting you see.   I just need some fine chaps to send some invites my way re:  The Season ;)  Oh and I need a new frock (or two) and a hat.

PS.  Available post-photo shoot on the 14th – yes Valentine’s Day!! – My plans have changed for this day and I am now available so if you would like a lovely private dinner here  with moi as the dessert please get in touch. x

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So being ever so obliging (and you know it!) I have put on my fees page,  a new 2 hour appointment rate sans food.  Not the same fees as Plymouth sadly as this is London after all!  But not too outrageous, I hope you agree.  The lucky, super-lucky boys on my VIP list however do get special offers every other month, and as for my regulars? Well, I look after them very well because they look after me.

You can find my new rates here.

Next available February 5th x

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Oh and singing and being merry and having a kiss under the mistletoe and being all sentimental and really embracing life and  just enjoying it all, commercialised or not.  I dont really care about  what some say about the shift from a ‘Christian’ Christmas to a ‘commercialised’ one.  Not one jot.  As far as I can see, they (‘they’ being organised religion – we will have to have a chat one day  about disorganised religion I think :), anyway, they ruthlessly stole it from the Druids/Pagans anyway.  I like the mistletoe and the holly and the yule log  etc etc – all pagan.  In fact all the things I like were from the old religion if you want to call it that.  The one this fair land had long  before they started burning lovely ladies at the stake.  Women who’s only crime was to heal with herbs and things and be wise.   Yes you may call me a heathen.

Anyway, where was I?  Oh yes.  A proper tree this year.  I just have to persuade a fine and handsome  and strapping young man to carry the devil  (tree) up the stairs and I have just the specimen in mind (the man I mean hehehe).  I am going to have twinkly lights on it.  (the tree not the man! ohhh, or maybe both!)  Yes I am.  And I will be playing Christmassy songs from now onwards – only kidding! They will commence when I return from my London tour.

So as you can see I have overdosed on Christmas catalogues already and I am going to be awfully busy in December with not one but two tours in place.  So Gentlemen, here is my availablity for the decadent month of december.  I dont have to add – Book Early!  do I?

December 1st – 4th – London – FULLY BOOKED

December 7th – 13th – Plymouth – Available in Plymouth

December 14th – 22nd – Dubai – Almost fully booked but some availability

December 23rd & 24th – Available in Plymouth

Thats it folks until the new year x

PS  There will, as in the spirit of all celebrations be complimentary champagne on the following days….

23rd & 24th  December

I wont say  it yet the M**** C******** thing but I want to, I do!  :) x

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