I have been approached, (oh ‘er) yes I have! By a few fair gents who have said that they cannot find the time in their busy schedules for a lunch or dinner date appointment. (What!! when I rule the world, it will be law that people take time for extended lunches followed by friskiliciousness, vote Rhia :)
So being ever so obliging (and you know it!) I have put on my fees page, a new 2 hour appointment rate sans food. Not the same fees as Plymouth sadly as this is London after all! But not too outrageous, I hope you agree. The lucky, super-lucky boys on my VIP list however do get special offers every other month, and as for my regulars? Well, I look after them very well because they look after me.
Oh dont stop me, I am getting very excited! Here’s how it goes. Dreams of twinkly lights and frosty mornings (we dont spend too long being frosty of course:) roaring fires and Christmas hampers. Roast goose with all the trimmings. Real Christmas trees and mulled wine. Pulling a cracker (please see my availability below :)
Oh and singing and being merry and having a kiss under the mistletoe and being all sentimental and really embracing life and just enjoying it all, commercialised or not. I dont really care about what some say about the shift from a ‘Christian’ Christmas to a ‘commercialised’ one. Not one jot. As far as I can see, they (‘they’ being organised religion – we will have to have a chat one day about disorganised religion I think :), anyway, they ruthlessly stole it from the Druids/Pagans anyway. I like the mistletoe and the holly and the yule log etc etc – all pagan. In fact all the things I like were from the old religion if you want to call it that. The one this fair land had long before they started burning lovely ladies at the stake. Women who’s only crime was to heal with herbs and things and be wise. Yes you may call me a heathen.
Anyway, where was I? Oh yes. A proper tree this year. I just have to persuade a fine and handsome and strapping young man to carry the devil (tree) up the stairs and I have just the specimen in mind (the man I mean hehehe). I am going to have twinkly lights on it. (the tree not the man! ohhh, or maybe both!) Yes I am. And I will be playing Christmassy songs from now onwards – only kidding! They will commence when I return from my London tour.
So as you can see I have overdosed on Christmas catalogues already and I am going to be awfully busy in December with not one but two tours in place. So Gentlemen, here is my availablity for the decadent month of december. I dont have to add – Book Early! do I?
December 1st – 4th – London – FULLY BOOKED
December 7th – 13th – Plymouth – Available in Plymouth
December 14th – 22nd – Dubai – Almost fully booked but some availability
December 23rd & 24th – Available in Plymouth
Thats it folks until the new year x
PS There will, as in the spirit of all celebrations be complimentary champagne on the following days….
23rd & 24th December
I wont say it yet the M**** C******** thing but I want to, I do! :) x
As usual, if any of the dates you would like are booked, please let me know and I will place you on my cancellation list. Cant wait to see you there! x
Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me! Actually my birthday is in about a week’s time but traditionally I celebrate for a week up to my birthday. Oh I love, love, LOVE birthdays! I cannot believe that it is almost 21 years ago – and probably neither can you hahaha.
They must be celebrated, birthdays, oh yes. I have a few treats planned for myself and if you are one of the chaps I am seeing for the run up to the anniversary of my birth, then you Sir are in for a treat too. I will be in fine form and as frisky as a…. a… oh a frisky thing. Actually, I am almost fully booked until the 13th October now. Ohhh I am so excited, I am like a giddy kipper (you can imagine what I was like at 10 cant you?) Happy Birthday to me …. :)
It’s getting a bit chilly now don’t you think? I have the heating on in the morning, it’s on the low setting but on it is. I am not too keen on traipsing – is that a Devon word? as in ‘Look at that maid!, (maid being a female and not necessarily of the serving wench variety – when you come here ( the westcountry) and get to know these things, you will be honoured to be called a maid, honestly, it is a term of endearment for girls/women/lasses – I don’t mind it, I have been called it all my life. Likewise ‘Bird’ , we call everyone ‘bird’ – men, women, dogs ,cats, even birds hahaha.
I got into trouble once, in a PC environment in the north for calling someone, a colleague ‘bird’. My defence, your honour was that it was a colloquial saying where I come from and therefore I was entitled to say it, so don’t tell me what I can and cannot say. Sigh. Don’t you wish you shouldn’t have to explain this stuff – these things that mean no harm to anyone to these PC maniacs?
Anyway, if you are a man and are called that; bird that is fine but maid is not (please keep up darling) Maid is definitely only for women. So I was saying; Oh yes ‘Look at that maid traipsing around looking like God knows what!’ Hmm and I thought God knew everything. (nods head unsagely)
Oh anyway, I digress :) where was I?, oh yes traipsing around the apartment semi-naked freezing my wotsits off. Oh no. You will find a warm and toasty welcome here. Yes indeed.
I don’t know about you but my attention goes to comfort food (yes food again :) when the autumn peeks it’s coppery head around the corner. And that means….. ahh roast dinners. Oh my word, yum. Now, who on this whole planet doesn’t like a well-cooked roast? No I thought not. Everyone does. I actually like cooking them too. I know they can be time consuming and all that washing up (horray for dishwashers!) So here is the deal, humour me, pander to my cravings and book a sunday lunchtime appointment and you will get…. eggs on toast. No just kidding, a roast of course. Chicken, Beef, Lamb, Pork, whatever. I don’t care. Just let me,go on let me do it for you! Or we could always pop out to a nice country pub and eat one there?
Talking of weekends, you will note that I have been away a fair bit lately and not available every weekend, well I am here for the next 3 (sorry, this weekend – 12 Sept – is fully booked though). But if you want to see me during the other ones and claim your roast, you know what to do ;)… A Roast and a Romp? Ooh er Missus!
Getting excited about my forthcoming London trip. Very excited. Apart from the splendiferous hotel I am booked into, just you wait and see! I have lots of other things planned too. Meeting my sexy London chaps of course!, lunch with the fabulous Miss Dollymopp, a party (yes I have been invited to a party! – whoo whoo! I can’t remember the last time I went to a proper party – sad isn’t it? hehehe). Obviously I am going to do a spot of shopping while I am there, maybe buy some new fancy pants and possibly take in St Paul’s Cathedral. I haven’t visited there before and I am gradually ticking off all the major sites of London during my tours.
Unfortunately for those wishing to see me in London this month, I am now fully booked for this tour (I have a list though – I love my lists! - for if you want me to contact you in case of cancellation) but I think I may be back sometime in November, so keep a look out for the dates my lovelies. I think some new pictures are in order for then too. The fellas on my VIP list will get first notification of those dates, oh and the pics. What? You are not on my VIP list? And you being a VIP and all? Scandalous! Send me an email darling; rhiacharles@yahoo.co.uk and I will pop you on there, quick as you like.
So roasts and toasts, looks like a splendid September after all! x
What has happened? No sooner have I arranged to have a very cultural weekend away when I then get inundated with pleas for my company! Usually bank holidays are dull, dull, dull (and not just the weather, lack of company of the male variety being the norm:( Hmm do I note an upturn in this downturn? I hope so. But so very sorry to disappoint all you eager fellas who will now be at a loose end over the next few days, maybe next time?
Talking of next time, I keep getting sent deliciously tempting offers (I know what you are thinking :) No, my little saucy one, of the gourmet variety, that’s what I mean – although I do get many tempting offers all the time and I concur with the magnificent Oscar Wilde when he said, ‘I can resist anything but temptation’.
So, there are a couple of rather splendid eateries around these parts, dont you know! They are also being ever so inventive and (for me) exciting in their attempts to tempt you and I (easily done in my case) into their gorgeous seats and to quaff at their delightful tables. All sorts of events like a supper club and seafood demo at one of my favourite restaurants, I mean its my favourite worldwide, not just in Devon – and I have eaten in a fair few places I can tell ya! Or do you fancy a fashion show (no probably not :) dinner or a ball? Oh let’s have a ball! Click here to know more.
And there’s more – Gidleigh Park in Chagford, (oh Gideligh, Gidleigh – I love thee!) also has some fantastic special events like guest Michelin star chefs, a fungi foray – hurray! (say it out loud, it rhymes!) hehehe and… oh just pop over there to take a peek. Here’s the Link.
So, dear one, if any of that has whet your whistle or indeed your appetite and you fancy a spot of company to any of these events, please do give me a call, I am your girl, definitely. If that is not your thing, and before we abandon the subject of temptation; can I, may I, tempt you into my audacious, beautilicious lair? I am now pretty busy right up until Saturday 5th September (I am available over that weekend and most of the weekends in September) so if you fancy a foray with moi, please get in touch – asap is always appreciated x
I am now fully booked for my forthcoming London Tour! (21, 24, 25 September) but I can take your details in case of a cancellation. Please contact me asap if you are interested. See you soon! x
Do you like it? This heat wave? I love it! Perfect temperature for me is around 24c, but I can accept 30c :) I have a lovely fan here (an electric one , you sauce pot!) - not keen on air con and besides we only need that for one day a year. Brrrrrrr
Here’s my gal…
London Tour
I have my London Tour dates ready now. 21st, 24th and 25th September. I shan’t be visiting London again this year so please book early or you will have to come to Plymouth :) Oh and you will really love the hotel I have booked, very special. Please take a look here for more details and I hope to see you there xx
Gents, I am off on quite a few jaunts this month (please see my availability calendar for specific dates). Looks like July and August will see me busy too – very exciting places and persons of a special nature to be with and only half the month in Plymouth so please contact me asap if you have a June, July or August date in mind and you hope to see me here in Devon. The pic is of me looking like a haughty mare with my private jet when in reality, sadly I take the number 62 bus ;) x
This here blog thing started as a way to express my saucy self. But do you know what? There's more to me than the saucy bits! So herewith you will find all sorts of thoughts, ideas, funny things (lots of them), deep and meaningfuls, occasionally - a mixture of everything really, just like life. I hope you like it here. I like it here. It's cosier if you are here too so stay a while.
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For the Gents who like to know what's what, I have an email newsletter where I send you advance notice of tour dates, specials etc. Please email me at rhiacharles@yahoo.co.uk and I will add you right away.
I have been approached, (oh ‘er) yes I have! By a few fair gents who have said that they cannot find the time in their busy schedules for a lunch or dinner date appointment. (What!! when I rule the world, it will be law that people take time for extended lunches followed by friskiliciousness, vote Rhia :)
Oh dont stop me, I am getting very excited! Here’s how it goes. Dreams of twinkly lights and frosty mornings (we dont spend too long being frosty of course:) roaring fires and Christmas hampers. Roast goose with all the trimmings. Real Christmas trees and mulled wine. Pulling a cracker (please see my availability below :)
As promised, here they are!
Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me! Actually my birthday is in about a week’s time but traditionally I celebrate for a week up to my birthday. Oh I love, love, LOVE birthdays! I cannot believe that it is almost 21 years ago – and probably neither can you hahaha.
It’s getting a bit chilly now don’t you think? I have the heating on in the morning, it’s on the low setting but on it is. I am not too keen on traipsing – is that a Devon word? as in ‘Look at that maid!, (maid being a female and not necessarily of the serving wench variety – when you come here ( the westcountry) and get to know these things, you will be honoured to be called a maid, honestly, it is a term of endearment for girls/women/lasses – I don’t mind it, I have been called it all my life. Likewise ‘Bird’ , we call everyone ‘bird’ – men, women, dogs ,cats, even birds hahaha.
I don’t know about you but my attention goes to comfort food (yes food again :) when the autumn peeks it’s coppery head around the corner. And that means….. ahh roast dinners. Oh my word, yum. Now, who on this whole planet doesn’t like a well-cooked roast? No I thought not. Everyone does. I actually like cooking them too. I know they can be time consuming and all that washing up (horray for dishwashers!) So here is the deal, humour me, pander to my cravings and book a sunday lunchtime appointment and you will get…. eggs on toast. No just kidding, a roast of course. Chicken, Beef, Lamb, Pork, whatever. I don’t care. Just let me,go on let me do it for you! Or we could always pop out to a nice country pub and eat one there?
What has happened? No sooner have I arranged to have a very cultural weekend away when I then get inundated with pleas for my company! Usually bank holidays are dull, dull, dull (and not just the weather, lack of company of the male variety being the norm:( Hmm do I note an upturn in this downturn? I hope so. But so very sorry to disappoint all you eager fellas who will now be at a loose end over the next few days, maybe next time?
I am now fully booked for my forthcoming 
I am off on quite a few jaunts this month (please see my availability calendar for specific dates). Looks like July and August will see me busy too – very exciting places and persons of a special nature to be with and only half the month in Plymouth so please contact me asap if you have a June, July or August date in mind and you hope to see me here in Devon. The pic is of me looking like a haughty mare with my private jet when in reality, sadly I take the number 62 bus ;) x
