I dont think I will be going on any tours this year, with this weather who needs to travel too far?  Next year though, I am planning a few.  I havent got any fixed dates yet and I know its quite a way off but please express your interest and I will get back to you first when I have a firm date.  I usually get booked a few months in advance and quite a few gents have already contacted me regarding South Africa so that’s exciting!

South Africa (Capetown) ~ January 2011

Las Vegas ~ April 2011

Cannes ~ May 2011

St Tropez ~ September 2011

St Barts ~ December 2011

Where have I toured before?  Well I have been on tour to New York, Dubai, Edinburgh, London (many times when I lived elsewhere), Bath and Dublin.  Wonderful times and wonderful memories, perhaps we can make some more when I see you this time around? Getting excited already! x

Fellas of the regular variety will definitely have noticed the change in my phone number since I moved to London and also the lack of it published on my site or on directories, in fact it is not anywhere.  There are a couple of reasons for this.  I told you about the loony calls at stupid o’clock.  It is fantastic NOT to get those any more – hip hip horray!

Secondly, I thought it would be a good idea in terms of your security not to have my number all over the internet.  If you pop that in your phone under ‘whatever’ and God forbid, someone finds it and googles it, well thats not going to be so good if it leads straight to this site is it?  Not that this has happened, you understand, but you can never be too careful.  You read about this sort of thing all the time and although I am not trying to be a devious devil, your privacy is my priority.  So this number, my new one is clean and fresh and cant be found anywhere on the internet. You can delete the other one. x

Yes!  I am bringing back the Champagne & Lobster Lunches and Dinners!

Do you remember, they were really popular when I was in Devon?  Well, I have managed to source some Cornish lobsters and get them sent to me in London under ice.  How fab is that?

Oh, I am really pleased to be able to put that back on as a date,  so do you fancy it?   Lobster and a little something sparkly, followed by a little something extra-saucy? ;)

I can also offer a super-duper luxury lobster lunch or dinner with a rather fine Dom Perignon 1999 Vintage Champagne.  A totally outstanding year, that’s if you are in a celebratory mood of course :)

Please go here for full details.

Hope to see you very soon x

” I drink it when I am happy, and when I am sad.  Sometimes I drink it when I am alone.  When I have company I consider it obligatory.  I trifle with it if I am not hungry, and drink it when I am.  Otherwise I never touch it – unless I am thirsty‘

- Madame Lily Bollinger, when asked ‘When is the best time to drink Champagne?’

PS Forgot to mention, I am away playing golf in Spain from 18-24 March and only have a few available dates left in March so please get in touch if you would like to see me next month, til then xx

Haha, that got your attention didnt it?  Actually the TUC  has recently stated at their annual conference that women should not  have to wear high heels at work and delegates  are backing calls for risk assessments in the workplace for high-heel wearing workers.

I wasnt aware of anyone being made to wear high heels; with the possible exception of lap dancers, models or Tom Cruise :)  Thank God I am self employed.  I love my heels, although I wouldnt fancy waltzing around in them all day long.  No, a few hours is just fine and not too bad for the tootsies or the spine.  Can you imagine a lovely pair of stockings without killer heels?  Oh no, dear lord NO!

PS. I am open to all offers of a thorough risk assessment ;)