Archive for the ‘Nature’ Category
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
Have you noticed? I have changed my booking times and rates. After much consultation with the ladies and the gentlemen (thank you all x), I have decided that yes, 2 is better than 1. So, my minimum booking time for new clients is 2 hours – and it means that I can be just that little bit more exclusive and put all my efforts into making your visit a most joyous one and of course we can get to know each other much better :) But, if you are an existing client (meaning I have seen you before = lovely friend :), I will definitely be able to still see you for 1 hour if you are pushed for time. I will also be offering 1 hour appointments when on tour. I will of course honour all appointments already booked at the previous rate. Phew! That’s a lot to take in. x
PS I am off to sunny Edinburgh on Saturday and am fully booked until 25th July, so hope to see you then or soon after? Have a good weekend my darlings xx
Whoops almost forgot the lovely naughty nature pic that I know you eagerly await every week :)
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Thursday, July 10th, 2008
I know I have asked this before and I also asked my fav gal this same question tonight too, Miss Dollymopp, but now I want your opinion again, only properly this time, so would you please tell me - whether you are an exisiting friend or a potential friend – is 1.5 hours better, or 2 hours or 1 hour? As in appointment/date wise.
Suggestions please via email to rhiacharles@yahoo.co.uk
Thank you kindly :)
OH, there you go, a little naughty nature pic to help you think – what a lovely pumpkin ;) x
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Saturday, July 5th, 2008
Hmm, not much I can say about this big boy really is there? Wouldn’t want to sit on him though, ouchy, ouch - those spikes.
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Tuesday, June 24th, 2008
Ohh dear, I don’t seem to be able to upload this week’s nature pic on this temperamental blog. Ok, I will try tomorrow. In the meantime, please check out my new review (thank you kind Mister!)
I have also become a little more exclusive in that I require an email from new clients first. This is to make sure I am the girl for you and you are the boy for me ;) (I am sure you would expect nothing less from a Courtesan?) So, if you are thinking of contacting me, please send a teeny email telling me a little about you and what you are looking for and I promise I will reply soonest. xx
PS Don’t forget to pop back tomorrow for filthy beautiful nature pic. – As you can see, it’s on now! - one of my favourites :)
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Wednesday, June 18th, 2008
Pic courtesy of Mr D who travelled no less than a 10 hour round trip to see little ole me!
This is the Coco de Mer shell.
The coco de mer (Lodoicea maldivica), the sole member of the genus Lodoicea, is a palm endemic to the islands of Praslin and Curieuse in the Seychelles. It formerly also occurred on St Pierre, Chauve-Souris and Ile Ronde (Praslin) in the Seychelles group but has become extinct on these islands.
It grows to 25-34 m tall. The leaves are fan-shaped, 7-10 m long and 4.5 m wide with a 4 m petiole. It is dioecious, with separate male and female plants. The male flowers are catkin-like, up to 1 m long. The mature fruit is 40-50 cm in diameter and weighs 15-30 kg, and contains the largest seed in the plant kingdom. The fruit, which requires 6-7 years to mature and a further two years to germinate, is sometimes also referred to as the sea coconut, double coconut, coco fesse, or Seychelles nut.
Lodoicea maldivica, the scientific name of the coco de mer, dates from centuries past when the Seychelles were uninhabited. Back then the coconuts would be carried by the sea currents and drifted to the Maldives where they were an important trade item.
The Seychelle
s nut was once believed to be a sea-bean or drift seed, a seed designed to be dispersed by the sea. However, it is now known that the viable nut is too heavy to float, and only rotted out nuts can be found on the sea surface, thus explaining why the trees are limited in range to just two islands. The sailors who first saw the nut floating in the sea imagined that it resembled a woman’s disembodied buttocks. This fanciful association is reflected in one of the plant’s archaic botanical names, Lodoicea callipyge Comm. ex J. St.-Hil., in which callipyge is from Greek words meaning ‘beautiful rump’. Other botanical names used in the past include Lodoicea sechellarum Labill. and Lodoicea sonneratii (Giseke) Baill.
Couldn’t resist adding the comparison pic of me. hehe
Until the true source of nut was discovered in 1768, it was believed by many to grow on a mythical tree at the bottom of the sea; European nobles in the sixteenth century would often have the shells of these nuts cleaned and decorated with valuable jewels as collectibles for their private galleries. The coco de mer is now a rare protected species.
The name of the genus, Lodoicea, is derived from Lodoicus, the Latinised form of Louis, in honour of King Louis XV of France.
The species is grown as an ornamental tree in many areas in the tropics, and subsidiary populations have been established on Mahé and Silhouette Islands in the Seychelles to help conserve the species.
So now you know ~ it’s very provocative don’t you think? I would like one, so if you have a coco de mer shell hanging around doing nothing, you know where I am :)
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Saturday, June 14th, 2008
No I am not going to comment, I am instead, going to let you ponder on the wonders of nature, and I am going to place one of these pics on here every week – until I run out and then I will find some other libidinous art form to display to you (I am in that kind of saucy exhibitionista mood). If you have any please send them to me - you know it’s good to share :) x
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Wednesday, May 14th, 2008
You know that I am moving but did you also know that I will have a garden? Yippee! I’ve had gardens before of course, in many other properties but they have been HUGE. Far too much to handle and after a while it becomes a chore rather than a pleasure. Now, my new garden is just the right size. Enough space to get a little bit of a theme going on but not so much that you wish you lived in a high rise (did I just say that?, wash my mouth out). So, not only am I excited about the new pad, I am also excited about the possibilities of the new (to me) garden too. I had thoughts of a zen garden – very tranquil, water features, lots of ommmmmmmmmmmmm (meditation chants :). But I think my favourite is the fragrant garden. So I shall fill the space with beautiful fragrant plants to delight your senses and possibly bring back treasured memories? I am thinking night scented stocks, jasmine, honeysuckle, scented roses, lavender etc. And any others you expert gardeners out there can suggest? And will you join me for a cheeky Pimms on the terrace?
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Tuesday, March 11th, 2008
Phew!! that was a rough day yesterday. Hope you managed to stay safe and sound and not too battered by that storm. Everything is fine here at La Maison Rhia (thanks for asking x). Here’s a funny thing, amongst all that wind and rain yesterday, my phone never stopped ringing! I thought perhaps there was a correlation between the storm and people feeling extra horny and searched for some research to back it up. Alas, I couldn’t find any. Someone on a forum suggested that people may have been scared and thought they may not get any rumpy pumpy again, hence the rush of calls. Could be, but I like to think the storm made you all passionate and wild for me!
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Tuesday, February 5th, 2008
with the internet. Well, no not really the internet, more my website. No not actually my website, the damn servers!!!! Now, I am writing this at stupid o’clock and I have just spent the last 5, yes 5 hours putting my website back together because the main page went missing. How can that be??? I don’t know but it’s happening a lot lately – time to change servers. You may or may not know that I have put this site together myself. I liked the idea in the beginning – total control. I can add to and take away things instantly. Problem is, when it all goes pear shape, yours truly is the one sweating (ok, perspiring) over a hot keyboard. I could rant on all night but I won’t, frankly I am far too tired. Back in the past, when I was an escort before (I retired for 7 years – it’s a long story and I will tell you sometime) we didn’t have the internet to showcase our talents – just a small box ad in the local rag. So you can imagine how thrilled I was to venture back into my funtime employment and be able to set my stall out (as it were) for the world to see. It has its ups and downs and now I have resigned myself to the fact that website nonsense happens, thats ok and while I was wondering around in cyberspace, I found this pic to the left and put it on because in my bad mood it made me smile. Animals always have that effect on me and that’s why I love them. (February 2, 2008)
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Have you noticed? I have changed my booking times and rates. After much consultation with the ladies and the gentlemen (thank you all x), I have decided that yes, 2 is better than 1. So, my minimum booking time for new clients is 2 hours – and it means that I can be just that little bit more exclusive and put all my efforts into making your visit a most joyous one and of course we can get to know each other much better :) But, if you are an existing client (meaning I have seen you before = lovely friend :), I will definitely be able to still see you for 1 hour if you are pushed for time. I will also be offering 1 hour appointments when on tour. I will of course honour all appointments already booked at the previous rate. Phew! That’s a lot to take in. x
This here blog thing started as a way to express my saucy self. But do you know what? There's more to me than the saucy bits! So herewith you will find all sorts of thoughts, anecdotes, ideas, funny things (lots of them), deep and meaningfuls - a mixture of everything really, just like life. I hope you like it here. I like it here. It's cosier if you are here too so stay a while.
