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‘Bloody Men’

I have had a few instances in my life where I have heard that phrase – ‘Bloody Men!’.  The first time I can remember it was when I was a little lass and there I was amongst these big strapping older ladies.  Terrifying they were and frankly not very nice either.  Bullies really. I was working…, well you dont need to know where I was working but anyway, this one lady in particular kept saying that ‘Bloody men’ as though all the ills in the world fell squarely on the shoulders of the male species.

I didnt like it then (as a wee thing) and I still dont like it now. This lady, when I look back was a miserable person really.  Someone unfulfilled and bitter.  I can see that now.  As a young girl, I knew there was something not quite right with her but I didnt know enough then to tell. I wonder what she is doing now and more importantly how she sees the world now.

The thing is men arent ‘bloody’.  Actually men are alright, more than alright.  And I am not saying this as a marketing ploy purely for this blog or website.   Oh no.  Anyone who knows me will know I like men.  I really do.  Most of my best friends are men.  I am a rubbish friend for females.  I dont keep in contact constantly and go shopping and all that stuff.  I love my male friends because they are low maintenance.  They dont care if I havent called them for 6 months.  ‘Hey you, Lets go out, grab some supper!’  they say, when I call after months and months of zero contact.  And I smile because they say that.  I obviously have female friends and I like them very much, I do, and I enjoy the conflab.

But men, I like them.  Forget about the sex thing.  I like men because we are different ( a little bit) but the same you know.   I do appreciate that difference but the more I get to know you (men), the more I like you. I think you are kind and fair and funny and sometimes even wise :)

I have (apparently) a man’s sense of humour.  I lived in a village once and it is the law, in a village to pop into the pub once in a while. You have to dont you?   Well, it was an anthropologist’s dream.  Couples would walk in together and then segregate into male or female enclaves.  Except me, I never did.  I always ended up with the boys.  Not because I was a vamp, and wanted to flirt.  No.   Just because I felt more comfortable and had more fun with them.  I never wanted to be with the ladies talking about….. well all sorts of stuff that never interested me. I liked to make the fellas laugh.

So you can see why I get a bit peeved when I hear that phrase dont you?  Oh I know some fellas can be a right royal pain in the derrier, but then again, so can some women. It may be a thing you say when you are married.  I was married once and I never thought that.  Not about men in general.  Its sexist and like all the ‘ists – a little bit , no a lot yuk.

I have heard several comments on trains directed at guys lately that quite frankly, if they were said to women, there would be a right royal punch up. Thats not fair is it?  We (women) cant expect men to respect us and treat us properly if we cant repay that courtesy.

So this (apparently it’s called) misandry, no I dont like it at all.

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Pelvic Floor Muscles

Very important research :) has determined that ladies who exercise their pelvic floor muscles have more frequent and better orgasms than those who dont.

Three things you probably didn’t know about orgasms in women

1. Some sources say 90% of women have never had a vaginal orgasm during intercourse. In the 2008 Orgasm Survey nearly half of women said they rarely or never have orgasms. Two thirds of women who rate their pelvic floor as ‘poor’ have never had an orgasm. Those who exercise regularly have TWICE as many orgasms as those who do not exercise

2. Sex gets better with age. Women in their 40s have a much broader repertoire of sexual behaviours (including types of orgasm) than those in their 30s, who have more than those in their 20s. And older women are more aware of their G-spot!

3. During orgasm the vaginal muscle (also known as the pubococcygeus or PC muscle, love muscle or fire muscle) contracts repeatedly every 0.8secs

“Squeezing ‘the PelvicToner’ improves muscle tone and blood flow, which gives you more intense orgasms.”
Cosmo Sex Reviews

“The pelvic floor is like any other muscle – use it or lose it!”

I, of course have been exercising those muscles for years, like a mad woman, and squeeeeeeeeeeeeze!.  I thought it was because I like my fancy pants too much and didnt want to end up wearing the large but strangely fetching knickers in the pic – oh and because the boys seem to like it – I wonder why? ;)  But now, now I feel as though I  have given my self a nice little treat after all these years of hard work.  Good things come to those who squeeze!  Oh yes they do.

Now, I didnt know that men should be doing these exercises too, did you?  I didnt even know they had them,  pelvic floor muscles.  I thought it was a lady thing.  But while browsing the internet, I came across a book called ‘Exercise your penis’ (dont ask)  or was it ‘Exercise!!  you penis!’  ? hahaha

Anyway, it got me thinking and as always, I am happy to look after you fellas and your health, so here it is, what I found for you….

Why should men do pelvic floor exercises ?
A strong pelvic floor muscle is important for men too. Women have been encouraged to exercise their pelvic floor muscle for decades, but now we understand that it is just as vital for men, and especially for men with specific health issues. Research has found that

• a strong pelvic floor overcomes erectile dysfunction (Uni of Bristol study, 2004)
• a regular program of pelvic floor exercise achieves the same success rate as Viagra (Uni of Bristol study, 2004)
• pelvic floor exercises are a safer and cheaper option than drugs; Viagra is associated with damage to the eyes and vision in a significant number of men using it, but exercises are safe for everyone (May 2005). Medications are much more costly than an exercise program.
• pelvic floor exercise can “increase awareness of sexual sensations and enhance enjoyment” (Impotence Association, UK)
• pelvic floor exercises can bring a dramatic improvement for men who experience dribbling after urinating (Uni of Bristol study, 2005)
• pelvic floor exercises are strongly recommended for men following a prostatectomy. Research has shown that pelvic floor strengthening can improve sexual function and overcome urinary incontinence. Some research shows that self-directed exercise, using verbal and written instructions, can work just as well as intensive physio (Moore and others, 2008), while the latest findings demonstrate that a mere 12 sessions of electrical stimulation and biofeedback, each of 35 mins duration and starting 7 days after catheter removal resulted in almost all men regaining continence at 6 months (Mariotti and others, 2009).

No need to thank me :) xx

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Going Dutch

I am not aware of this having any secret sexual meaning as in going ‘Greek’ or having a  ‘French Polish’ (nudge nudge wink wink).  No I think it just means paying half for something and this is the context in which I mean it today, ladies and gents.

When is going dutch appropriate?

Well, I think, obviously with friends, male and female and colleagues of course, family etc etc but an amour?  No I don’t think so.

Call me an old fashioned girl but I like a gentleman to treat me like a lady – a princess if you will.  Insisting on me paying half for a dinner is a tad unromantic isn’t it?  I once got asked if I go dutch and I said ‘Do I look as though I wear clogs?’

Oh don’t get me wrong I am all for women having the right to do, you know, whatever, yadda yadda, yadda.  But I really don’t think it diminishes a girl’s independence and dignity to have a nice fella buy her a prawn cocktail once in a while, do you?

I remember going out for dinner with a whole bunch of people and one of the guys had brought along his new lady.  After we had had a charming meal and the bill came, he pulled out his calculator and started totting up the price of what she had eaten.  Honestly. He then, to the utter horror of all at the table, showed her the part of the bill she would have to pay.  He never saw her again.

He saw himself as a ‘new man’, a brother in feminism (that’s an oxymoron by the way :), a guy so firmly embracing the feminist ideal he is throttling it to death.  We, on the other hand, the other diners, both male and female, forever saw him as a cheapskate.  Someone with no generosity of spirit and frankly not very classy.

I guess it is pretty common these days, you know to go dutch.  I blame it on HH and the feminatzi gang.  Although they dont seem to mind the rest of us footing the bill for their dining extravaganzas and their husbands’ porn.    I also guess I have been spoilt with my fellas, they always thankfully leave the calculator at home :)

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Fantastic Fifties

The very wonderful Mr I reminded me the other day of a blog post I said I was going to write ages ago.  We were talking about Tom  Watson and golf.  I was saying that the commentators at Turnbury seemed to be incredulous that a ‘man of that age’ was doing so well and kept using that phrase. What?

This perplexed me somewhat. Call me naive but dont you get better with practice?,  at golf as with many other things, I mean ;)  So I would have thought that Mr Watson (at a mere and spritely 59)  would be way ahead of those young whipper snappers.  He looks fit, he is fit and he obviously plays a mean round of golf.  I take it he has been playing for longer than a lot of the other guys have been alive and besides all that, he looks all smiley which is always a bonus whatever the age.  :)

I wish he had won.  I do. And I am very glad to hear that he has set his sights on the St Andrews Open in 2010 with a view to winning. (May have to put that on as a tour ;)  Go Tom!  (gets rah rah skirt and pom poms out)

On a sadder note… (no not that sad)  Long standing readers may be wondering how my golfing techniques have developed.  Well, I had a few lessons this year but on the whole, I am ashamed to say, I have not done as much as I should have.  Pathetic really.  I will though.  I am planning  a golfing day in Dubai and some more lessons locally, definitely.

But on a sexier note… Back to the fantastic fifties.  Men are fab at 50 plus.  Oh yes.  Mature (sexy), wise (sexy), sophisticated (v sexy), successful (super sexy) well you know don’t you?  You’ve lived a little, lived to tell the tale and are all the better for it. They say that 40’s are the new 30’s.  That makes 50’s the new 40’s and you know what begins at 40 don’t you? :)

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Kind Sirs

Oh I had a couple of lovely emails over the past few days – really made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside – with granted permission, I’d like to share them with you – thank you chaps!

Thank you, Rhia, for a truly delightful time together. You went to a lot of trouble to ensure that all my senses were well and truly fed, watered, more than satisfied, sated! It was such a pleasure to be relaxed with you, to be completely unrushed and to able to chat so openly together. Talking together reminded me how fortunate I am, in so many different ways. Thank you for being you! Be yourself and don’t change as you bring so much joy to those lucky enough to share your company. – Mr A

and….

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Men’s Underpants

Commando?  Y-Fronts, Boxers, Long Johns, Thongs (Oh No Dear God, NO! :), Briefs, Jockey Shorts? – Oh dont you fellas have a lot of choice these days?

You can probably guess that I am not a great lover of the male thong, disturbing flash backs of Peter Stringfellow on the beach in ‘that‘ thong are just too potent for me to ever embark on an even slightly nonchalent fondness for that particular article of insanity.

I am not even a great lover of the y-front despite the stirling efforts of Mr Beckham.  Well done David. No really, WELL DONE!!    Readers of the youthful variety will be totally oblivious to the fact that the Y-front used to be the cause of great mirth and scorn. Especially yellow nylon ones.  I outdid myself oh special one this time and procured for you a purple pair of loveliness.

Here you go.  I compromised because they have a fetching yellow trim thereby satisfiying the most discerning of y-front pant lover.  I note that this one has an emblem on the front.  I am desperate to know what it is. I think. If you know, do I want to know?  Oh go on then :)

My favourites?  Oh I love a nice boxer. Boxer shorts are very sexy, yes indeedy. I like the traditional cotton ones and I also like those tight ones, ′a la Calvin Klein.  Oh I just came over all unneccesary!

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