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Tuesday, February 9th, 2010
I am doing it this year. The English Social Season. I can do it all in one year now; Now that I am here, in London.
So we start off with The Chelsea Flower Show and then Glyndeborne, Epsom and Royal Ascot, oh and the polo (love Cartier), Wimbledon, Henley Regatta, Cowes (oh no, I have to leave London!) and the Last Night of the Proms. Have I forgotten anything?, emails and comments are gratefully received.
I am like that, I will do them all in one year. I once went to all the music festivals (well, most of them) around the UK during one summer. Great fun. Well, it has to be done doesnt it? and then you have tales to tell, makes you a little bit interesting you see. I just need some fine chaps to send some invites my way re: The Season ;) Oh and I need a new frock (or two) and a hat.
PS. Available post-photo shoot on the 14th – yes Valentine’s Day!! – My plans have changed for this day and I am now available so if you would like a lovely private dinner here with moi as the dessert please get in touch. x
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Saturday, January 2nd, 2010
I hope you had a wonderful new year. Mine was fab. Even though, I was in an unfamiliar town in an unfamiliar venue and knew only one person, it mattered not one jot. We had such fun and it just goes to show that its not where you are that counts, its who you are with, oh and what you make of a situation. So my poor tootsies were very sore by the end of the night, the band was too good! They played soul music all night – bliss!
So what about you then? What are your new year’s resolutions?; do you have any? perhaps you have one not to make any :) The problem with most of them is that they are negative. ie. lose weight, stop smoking, stop drinking – all deprivation-based goals. I learnt the hard way years ago to just phrase them differently and instead of feeling that you are losing something, you feel as though you are gaining. So instead of ’stop drinking’ it would be drink more good things, ie water. Try it.
Now, as you know, I have my lovely lists and usually a few days before the end of the year, I like to go through my list for the past year, did I get to do all the things I wanted to? (do I sound like a total anorak?, oh dear hahaha) It never happens that I do all of the things of my list (I write down too many), but I do most of them. Last year it was about travel, visiting certain restaurants and some entrepreneurial projects. This year, it is about connections and making time for friends, exploring London and doing some voluntary charity work.
I like new year. Its a time for reflection and a time to get excited about future plans. Hope yours are biggies, (your plans, naughty! ) Tell me about them sometime x
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Tuesday, December 29th, 2009
I do hope you had a splendid Christmas, and it turned out exactly as you wanted it. You did didnt you? Mine was very, very nice. Family, friends, relaxation and far, far too much food and champagne. My gym will not know what has hit it come tomorrow.
Thank you for the cards, Christmas emails and general good wishes my lovelies, aww makes me all warm inside. x
So, the preparations for the move to London are going well. Its probably not the best time to move, when services keep closing for festive holidays but thats the way it has worked out. Hey ho. (or should that be ‘hey ho ho ho’?)
I am getting booked up already for the short time I have left in Devon so please get in touch asap if you have an idea about a final tryst in sunny Plymouth. Otherwise it will be off to London for you young man. (Do I sound like a pantomime dame? ha)
Its usually around about now that I reflect on the past year and regale you with tales of strange requests, silly texters and all that malarky. I am happy to report that I cant remember any naughtiness (of the ‘Oh do me a favour!’ variety) having occurred, well not much and nothing worth noting here – horray! it must be because I took my phone number off my site. I still get the odd (very odd) boy calling me at stupid o’clock of course – usually around about 3am – is that when all the nutters wake up? Anyway, they go on my ‘do not answer, EVER list’ which sits warningly on my phone. The problem is that my address book has run out of space! Eeek, if you know a solution, pray tell. I have filled my sim card and my phone now. So no strange requests, no totally untoward nonsense and a fully bloated address book. There is a moral in there somewhere :)
Now then, my New Year’s celebrations involve travelling a little way out of Devon and getting dressed up in a party frock. I will be partaking in ‘tripping the light fantastic’ and definitely shaking a wicked hoof. Ohh I do hope the roads will be nice and dry and clear. I have a few trips planned for 2010 but not nearly as crazy as 2009 was in terms of travelling. I fully intend to really get to know London, experience it properly. I am already getting to know it you know. The removal man was asking a couple of questions like, ‘Is it near xxx?’ and (this is me showing off) I said ‘Oh no its nearer to xxx’ Who’d have thought it?, me knowing a little about London geography! Mind you, I know where the best restaurants are, where to get the best Sunday Champagne Brunch and where the poshest hotels are. Oh yes, I have my priorities firmly on the right hand side, my friend ;)
I sincerely hope you have a fabulous new years eve and lets wish for a brighter year for many people, especially you and yours. See you in 2010, Cheers! x
PS Top 10 New Year’s Resolutions, I found them nestled away in some cosy corner of the net – have a look you may find one you can use :)
- Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.
- I will no longer waste my time reliving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
- I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.
- I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
- I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
- Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.
- I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly….
- I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.
- I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).
- I resolve to work with neglected children — my own.
- I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
- I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I’m not a clock watcher.
- I will read the manual… just as soon as I can find it.
- I will think of a password other than “password.”
- I will not tell the same story at every get together.
- I won’t worry so much.
- I will cut my hair.
- I will grow my hair.
- I will stop considering other people’s feelings when they so obviously don’t consider mine – if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I’ll tell him he stinks!
- I will be more imaginative.
- I will not hang around girls – they think you love them and that sucks.
- I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
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Friday, November 27th, 2009
Here’s wishing you fine folks a very, very happy Christmas and a peaceful and prosperous New Year.
Darlings, Thank you so much for your friendship and love. xxx
PS. Do you like the snow? (I’ve waited a year to put that on!) x
PPS A few very kind gents have expressed a desire to send me a gift. I cant tell you how wonderful that is. Could you please send a donation to this very worthy organisation instead?
Sea Shepherd
Thank you. You’re lovely, you are x
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Saturday, October 31st, 2009
Top 10 Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex
10. You’re guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. The person you’re with doesn’t fantasize you’re someone else.
5. If you get a stomach ache, it won’t last 9 months.
4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you’re kinky.
3. It doesn’t matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. You have less guilt the next morning.
1. IF YOU DON’T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
Oh and for anoraks like me…. Samhain – the traditional way (Wicca). This is the way we used to celebrate the 31st October. Some things to do….
- Carve a pumpkin. Most people think that pumpkins are carved into jack-o-lanterns at Halloween to create a spooky centerpiece, but the carving of pumpkins traces back to the Wiccan tradition of using this seasonal gourd to symbolize the dual god and goddess that Wiccans worship. When picking up pumpkins for kids or neighbors, buy one for yourself and carve it with a moon or sun to represent the deities. Toast and eat the seeds in appreciation of the fruits of the season.
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Step 2
Light a candle. Samhain is a time to remember those who have been lost over the past year and to acknowledge that they are still with us in spirit. Light a candle and place it in a window (one that is free of drapes, curtains or other flammable materials) to help light the way for the spirits of those who have passed away.
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Step 3
Pick some apples. Apples are a traditional fruit of the autumn season, but they actually play key roles in multiple Samhain rituals. Make a dish with fruits of the seasons like apples or pomegranates to celebrate the bounty of the earth. Bury the seeds afterwards to usher in new growth for the next year’s harvest. Cut an apple in half, place five bay leaves in the center in the shape of a star, and bind the halves back together with black or red ribbon. Bless the offering in a traditional Samhain ritual and bury it afterwards as a symbol of love for the God and Goddess.
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Step 4
Leave food for the departed. Most of us only think to leave plates of food out at night when we are expecting someone jolly and bearing gifts, but the tradition is really rooted in Wiccan tradition intended to honor the dead and help them depart the land of the living peacefully. Leave a plate of food in the window where you place your candle and think of any loved ones you have lost over the past year as you do so. Choose foods of the season such as corn, nuts, gingerbread, seasonal fruits and vegetables and cider or, if you are making the offering in remembrance of a specific loved one, leave foods that were their favorites.
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Step 5
Light a fire. Bonfires are great for keeping away the chill of a crisp early autumn evening, but they are also symbolic during Samhain. After lighting your bonfire take a moment to write down any aspect of your life that you want to get rid of; it can be a part of your personality, something that has been causing you unnecessary stress or worry or a negative situation that has left you with feelings of anger, worry or regret. Focus on why you feel you need to be rid of this thing and how doing so will better your life. Cast the paper into the bonfire and watch it burn. As you do, imagine that negative aspect disappearing with the ashes of the bonfire and let it go.
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Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
Oh dont stop me, I am getting very excited! Here’s how it goes. Dreams of twinkly lights and frosty mornings (we dont spend too long being frosty of course:) roaring fires and Christmas hampers. Roast goose with all the trimmings. Real Christmas trees and mulled wine. Pulling a cracker (please see my availability below :)
Oh and singing and being merry and having a kiss under the mistletoe and being all sentimental and really embracing life and just enjoying it all, commercialised or not. I dont really care about what some say about the shift from a ‘Christian’ Christmas to a ‘commercialised’ one. Not one jot. As far as I can see, they (‘they’ being organised religion – we will have to have a chat one day about disorganised religion I think :), anyway, they ruthlessly stole it from the Druids/Pagans anyway. I like the mistletoe and the holly and the yule log etc etc – all pagan. In fact all the things I like were from the old religion if you want to call it that. The one this fair land had long before they started burning lovely ladies at the stake. Women who’s only crime was to heal with herbs and things and be wise. Yes you may call me a heathen.
Anyway, where was I? Oh yes. A proper tree this year. I just have to persuade a fine and handsome and strapping young man to carry the devil (tree) up the stairs and I have just the specimen in mind (the man I mean hehehe). I am going to have twinkly lights on it. (the tree not the man! ohhh, or maybe both!) Yes I am. And I will be playing Christmassy songs from now onwards – only kidding! They will commence when I return from my London tour.
So as you can see I have overdosed on Christmas catalogues already and I am going to be awfully busy in December with not one but two tours in place. So Gentlemen, here is my availablity for the decadent month of december. I dont have to add – Book Early! do I?
December 1st – 4th – London – FULLY BOOKED
December 7th – 13th – Plymouth – Available in Plymouth
December 14th – 22nd – Dubai – Almost fully booked but some availability
December 23rd & 24th – Available in Plymouth
Thats it folks until the new year x
PS There will, as in the spirit of all celebrations be complimentary champagne on the following days….
23rd & 24th December
I wont say it yet the M**** C******** thing but I want to, I do! :) x
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Tuesday, October 6th, 2009
Oh I did warn you that I celebrate my birthday for a week beforehand didnt I? Readers of a delicate non-celebratory nature should tune out now.
Sooooooo, today was very, very good. One of my treats happened today. I had such fun and I will tell you all about it later.
But I wanted to show you this. The lovely Mr I (not the same Mr I who was kind enough to forward on the C69 review, this is another one). Well, Mr I popped in, as he does, and we always have such a giggle. He also brought with him this birthday card. I love, love love it!! ‘I thought it was so you when I saw it‘ he said.
He was not wrong. The boy knows me :) x
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Friday, October 2nd, 2009
Here’s a strange thing. I have always been a shoe size 5, well all my adult life anyway. I have noticed though that my feet keep changing (dont look horrified!). When I was travelling I did not carry a pair of heels with me. I know, I know, naughty Rhia! When I came back I was a size 6. I didnt like that, I felt that I was not tall enough to be a size 6. If I was meant to be a size 6, I would be a glorious 5′ 8″ right? (Oh, by the way, for overseas readers, I am referring to UK sizes). Anyway, a size 5 was always ok until I became a 6.
So this is what happened – this is my theory. I started wearing heels again on a regular basis and my feet gradually went back to a 5. I figured that my feet had flattened out through wearing flat shoes for so long. As I have been prancing around in heels again for a while, they returned to a size 5, so I have been buying a size 5 for ages now.
Are you keepng up? Now autumn is around the corner, and I always clear out my wardrobe twice a year – clothes, shoes and bags – so that I have room for some new ones around this time. Horray!
Now today was shopping day and I saw a lovely new pair of black stilettos. My other ones needed to be thrown out. Oh I just remembered someone asking me to donate my old shoes ages ago (a shoe fetishist – whoops sorry!)
So, I tried on the size 5. Too big. Honestly. I had to buy a 4. I am the incredible shrinking woman! When you come to see me, I will be just a squeak on the floor, please dont stand on me!
Still on the subject of shopping, have you noticed yet? The Christmas things in the shops. Is it too soon? Im not sure. I love the build up to Christmas and get ever so excited but the day itself is a bit of an anti-climax isnt it? I always peak too soon, but only for Christmas and not when it really counts ;)
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Tuesday, September 29th, 2009
Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me! Actually my birthday is in about a week’s time but traditionally I celebrate for a week up to my birthday. Oh I love, love, LOVE birthdays! I cannot believe that it is almost 21 years ago – and probably neither can you hahaha.
They must be celebrated, birthdays, oh yes. I have a few treats planned for myself and if you are one of the chaps I am seeing for the run up to the anniversary of my birth, then you Sir are in for a treat too. I will be in fine form and as frisky as a…. a… oh a frisky thing. Actually, I am almost fully booked until the 13th October now. Ohhh I am so excited, I am like a giddy kipper (you can imagine what I was like at 10 cant you?) Happy Birthday to me …. :)
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Thursday, September 3rd, 2009
So I decided to pop away for a nice break – somewhere the bard might feel at home :)
‘Is that a dagger I see before me?’ ‘Yeah gimme your trainers’ – no it wasn’t Liverpool (sorry Liverpool) hehehe
Anyway on a bank holiday friday I find myself trundling up the M5, singing away to Madame Butterfly when lo and behold a queue is forming up ahead. Yes a queue on the motorway. Can you believe that? I had to check that I hadn’t wandered willy nilly onto that nefarious M25. No, I was in Somerset or Zomerset if you happen to have been born there. So to cut a very long story short. I found myself sat in a car park motorway for 8 hours. 8 – WHOLE – HOURS!!!
Why oh why? I hear you cry. Well, someone had decided to try and throw themselves off a bridge and the police had then decided to shut the M5 – on an August Bank Holiday. Yes an August Bank Holiday. The tailback was 20 miles long.
Poor soul, I hear the tender hearted readers out there sob. Yes, and indeed we shall never know what makes someone decide to cause chaos in an attention seeking manner on a hideously busy bloomin’ BANK HOLIDAY!!! Seriously though, people were stuck in their cars, kids in tow for hours and hours with no water, no toilets, no champagne. Couldnt the police have talked, wrestled the guy down in half an hour? What were they doing for 8 hours??? Teaching him macrame? It was pretty bad but do you know what? If that is the worst thing that ever happens to me, well, I shall consider myself lucky. And the fella? Well, I dont know what happened to him but I hope he somehow finds a way through his troubles.
If you were stuck on the M5 last Friday, there is a survivor’s group where you can get counselling. It’s called the Rhia Rehabilitation Project and you can join by emailing rhiacharles@yahoo.co.uk and arranging a session ;) x
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