PS  It is probably too tiny to read on here but click on it and it will take it you to  a window where you can read it properly.

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I was due to have lunch with the lovely Ayo-Sue today, somewhere very fab and a place I have had on my list for a while.  Of course I was very excited to be catching up with Ayo too.  So, I plan my day, I even had a relatively early night last night to be fresh and lively.  So I  get everything ready and  try to run a bath.  Uh oh! no water, what? this cant be right.  I used to have intermittent plumbing problems in the southwest, it cant be happening again surely.  Am I doomed to be plagued by the plumbers curse?  I know, I know that I am lucky to have water running from my taps (usually), plenty dont but I desperately didnt want to let this lady down, but now I have and I have to wait for a plumber to arrive and he wont tell me when that will be and she has to lunch alone. I’ll make it up to her though, Im so sorry darling x

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I got into trouble once, in a PC environment in the north for calling someone, a colleague  ‘bird’.  My defence, your honour was that it was a colloquial saying where I come from and therefore I was entitled to say it, so don’t tell me what I can and cannot say.  Sigh.  Don’t you wish you shouldn’t have to explain this stuff – these things that mean no harm to anyone to these PC maniacs?

Anyway, if you are a man and are called that;  bird  that is fine but maid is not (please keep up darling)   Maid is  definitely only for women.   So I was saying;    Oh yes  ‘Look at that maid  traipsing around looking like God knows what!’     Hmm and I thought God knew everything. (nods head unsagely)

Oh anyway, I digress  :) where was I?,  oh yes traipsing around the apartment semi-naked freezing my wotsits off.  Oh no.  You will find a warm and toasty welcome here. Yes indeed.

I don’t know about you but my attention goes to comfort food (yes food again :) when the autumn peeks it’s coppery head around the corner.  And that means….. ahh roast dinners.  Oh my word,  yum. Now, who on this whole planet doesn’t like a well-cooked roast?  No I thought not.  Everyone does.  I actually like cooking them too.  I know they can be time consuming and all that washing up (horray for dishwashers!)  So here is the deal, humour me, pander to my cravings and book a sunday lunchtime appointment and you will get…. eggs on toast.  No just kidding, a roast of course. Chicken, Beef, Lamb, Pork, whatever.  I don’t care.   Just let me,go on let me do it for you!  Or we could always pop out to a nice country pub and eat one there?

Talking of weekends, you will note that I have been away a fair bit lately and not available every weekend, well I am here for the next 3 (sorry, this weekend – 12 Sept – is fully booked though).   But if you want to see me during the other ones and claim your roast, you know what to do ;)…    A Roast and a Romp?  Ooh er Missus!

London Tour Update

Getting excited about my forthcoming London trip.  Very excited.  Apart from the splendiferous hotel I am booked into,  just you wait and see!  I have lots of other things planned too.  Meeting my sexy London chaps of course!,  lunch with the fabulous  Miss Dollymopp,  a party (yes I have been invited to a party! – whoo whoo!  I can’t remember the last time I went to a proper party – sad isn’t it?  hehehe).  Obviously I am going to do a spot of shopping  while I am there, maybe buy some new fancy pants and possibly take in St Paul’s Cathedral.  I haven’t visited there before and I am gradually ticking off all the major sites of London during my tours.

Unfortunately for those wishing to see me in London this month, I am now fully booked for this tour (I have a list though – I love my lists! -  for if you want me to contact you in case of cancellation) but I think I may be back sometime in November, so keep a look out for the dates my lovelies.  I think some new pictures are in order for then too.  The fellas on my VIP list will get first notification of those dates, oh and the pics.  What?  You are not on my VIP list?  And you being a VIP and all?  Scandalous!   Send me an email darling;  rhiacharles@yahoo.co.uk and I will pop you on there, quick as you like.

So roasts and toasts, looks like a splendid September after all! x

For more info on tours please CLICK HERE

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What a 3 years it has been.  I have met you lovely fellas in London a few times now.  I have been wined and dined in New York.  I have shared the craic with you in Dublin and been treated like a princess in Edinburgh.  We have had some fun in Bath and I almost got to Windsor :)  Most of you I have met whilst you are passing through Devon though.  Some of you have become very dear friends. The vast majority of you have been utter gentlemen and for that I thank you.  You know who you are. x

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No,  actually followers are people who keep up with what you are saying on your Twitter page. (Thank you for following me! x)  You can post ‘Tweets’  one sentence posts that tell people what you are up to.  Mine are mainly updates of my blog posts. Take a look,  join the party, add me to yours! x

http://twitter.com/rhiacharles

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PS Next available 2nd January 2009 x

PPS You really need to check out this blog – Hannah – she is so funny – have a look.

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http://madamearcati.blogspot.com/

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Ohh take a look at this excellent blog – Ptr Leeds, I like it, I think you will too and he has a great lady following :)

http://ptrleeds.blogspot.com/

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Ok, how about this…  I saw a lovely chap recently – let’s call him Mr M.  I know there are lots of Mr M’s but he will know who he is.  Anyway, he read every word of my site and blog, took a few months to arrange to get down to see me and once he had got a good idea of me and who I was, he presented me with a fabulous book.  It is exactly the kind of thing I like to read – how thoughtful is that? I shall let you know about the book once I have read it.

I consider pretty much all of my fellas as friends, not in the ‘I need to call you and hang out constantly’ kind of friend.  No, the kind who quietly wish you well, will help you if they can and genuinely like you.  Mr M has also recently spent a fair bit of his extremely valuable time on helping me with certain internetty things.  Thanks Mr xxx  Mr M is not alone though.  I have lots of friends like this and to them, today I am saying a big thank you, and to let you know I appreciate the things you do for me more than you can ever know. x

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I know I have asked this before and I also asked my fav gal this same question tonight too, Miss Dollymopp, but now I want your opinion again, only properly this time, so would you please tell me -  whether you are an exisiting friend or  a potential friend – is 1.5 hours better, or 2 hours or 1 hour?  As in appointment/date wise.

Suggestions please via email to rhiacharles@yahoo.co.uk

Thank you kindly :)

OH, there you go, a little naughty nature pic to help you think – what a lovely pumpkin ;) x

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