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Monday, March 31st, 2008
Now, I know that texting is a part of everyday life now but us Escorts really and I mean REALLY don’t like your first approach to us to be via text. Why? Ok, a few reasons, one being… it is usually the timewasters who text on first contact. Genuine guys will email and then call or just call. I can’t believe I still get texts even though I have mentioned on my site many times that I won’t respond to them. It’s a shame as I may be missing a lovely chap – and more importantly you may be missing out on the experience of a lifetime, but us girls set our boundries from day one and very rarely deviate from them. So, gentlemen, may I please request that you refrain from texting me until we have at least met? xx
While I am ranting, another thing that drives me a little crazy is someone who calls and says… ”Could you give me some details?’ Ok. Now this was the standard intro when Escort’s didnt have websites, but, and I am sure you will agree, my website could not be any more comprehensive than it is now. Or am I wrong? Is there something more that needs to put on there? Anyway, it’s all a bit of a waste of a phone call as I always direct them back to my site (I think they are timewasters also though).
Okey dokey, rant over, normal service is resumed…
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Saturday, March 1st, 2008
Sorry to the guys who have called and not managed to get a booking with me lately. Some have tried several times! I know it is really frustrating but it is very rare that I am able to see you in the same day. Unless I have had a cancellation of course, so it is worth a try. Now I know life sometimes conspires against us and our plans to be frisky and you may not know your schedule until that day but if there is anyway you could possibly make a booking in advance, that would be fantastic – a win/win situation. To give you an idea, I have 2 dinner dates and 2 lunches already booked this coming week. I really like to take my time over these appointments and so do not book anyone else in for that day. While I am on the subject of cancellations, because I get so busy I am afraid if you cancel 3 times, I will have to ask for a deposit for any future bookings, escpecially if I have not seen you before. It’s great that you let me know when you can’t make it but 3 cancellations is a bit much and means I am turning away guys who would be able to make it. As this is my sole source of income, it really does impact on me when bookings do not materialise. I hope you understand. xxx
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Thursday, February 28th, 2008
I had this phone call today. It went like this… ‘Hello, how much for a blowjob?’ I replied, ‘Well, I really like the sound of you so if you have 2.5 million in cash, you can come over right now. Otherwise please don’t call again’ – drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. It does make me laugh though (still chortling now) in a ‘look at the antics that little puppy gets up to – doesn’t know any better – shame’ sort of way. Honestly, some people!
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Wednesday, February 6th, 2008
I had a chap call me earlier this evening (around 9pm). I was just about to go out and meet a client. He said that one of my ‘colleagues’ in Plymouth had let him down and would I cancel who I was going to see and see him instead – he would more than make it worth my while. I told him that once I make an appointment I stick to it (the exception being a dire emergency) and no amount of money would make me change it. He couldn’t see the irony of what he was asking. Perhaps the lady he had booked had got a better offer and dumped him?? Do you see how it could all get a bit daft? No, I think it’s best to be professional. So dear one, if you arrange to see me, I won’t leave you high and dry xx
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Now, I know that texting is a part of everyday life now but us Escorts really and I mean REALLY don’t like your first approach to us to be via text. Why? Ok, a few reasons, one being… it is usually the timewasters who text on first contact. Genuine guys will email and then call or just call. I can’t believe I still get texts even though I have mentioned on my site many times that I won’t respond to them. It’s a shame as I may be missing a lovely chap – and more importantly you may be missing out on the experience of a lifetime, but us girls set our boundries from day one and very rarely deviate from them. So, gentlemen, may I please request that you refrain from texting me until we have at least met? xx
