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Tuesday, October 13th, 2009
Escorts hate saucy emails and phone calls. Let me elaborate. Well, we dont hate them exactly it’s what lies behind them.
There happens to be (what feels like, lately) an army of cheeky so and so’s out there who get off on duping an escort into sending free saucy emails or responding to saucy texts or even answering questions of a saucy nature on the phone whilst pretending to be real clients. They never have any intention of booking or even sometimes book and then cancel when you dont play the game. When you challenge them, they reply ‘What I?’ hahaha (uncomfortable and unbelievable laugh) ‘Oh no, I am not a perv!’.
So when I, personally, get an email constantly asking me to go into great detail about ‘wat i like’. You can imagine my response cant you? It not that we are ungenerous with our time and sauciness and I dont think prudity is a name you would care to hang on our well-cared for shoulders but we dont like to waste our generosity or supreme sauciness on such souls. Oh no.
I understand that there are perfectly fine and good and skilled ladies out there who for a small bounty will provide such a reciprocatory email or phone or even text service. I would be loathe to put such a good girl out of business.
Luckily, I rarely get such requests and I am ever so polite when I do, unless they are blatantly crude and then a quick block via phone and email is in order. But it seems the nicer you are, the harder they try. I have had a few recently and so I have to say this;
Gentlemen, although I am more than flattered by your amorous attentions, I do not and will not discuss what I would like you to do in the boudoir, neither will I go into a blow by blow (pardon the pun :) account of what I will do to you should I get my manicured mitts on your unmentionables. I think my very comprehensive website will give you more than a few clues of what to expect should we get past the ‘tell me all about it stage’. Enough said?
Ahhh, I feel better now, its good to talk (unless its free saucy nonsense of course hehehe :)
PS A huge, massive, stupendous thank you for all the lovely birthday wishes, cards and prezzies. I had a wonderful week, much love xxx
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Sunday, October 11th, 2009
I am not aware of this having any secret sexual meaning as in going ‘Greek’ or having a ‘French Polish’ (nudge nudge wink wink). No I think it just means paying half for something and this is the context in which I mean it today, ladies and gents.
When is going dutch appropriate?
Well, I think, obviously with friends, male and female and colleagues of course, family etc etc but an amour? No I don’t think so.
Call me an old fashioned girl but I like a gentleman to treat me like a lady – a princess if you will. Insisting on me paying half for a dinner is a tad unromantic isn’t it? I once got asked if I go dutch and I said ‘Do I look as though I wear clogs?’
Oh don’t get me wrong I am all for women having the right to do, you know, whatever, yadda yadda, yadda. But I really don’t think it diminishes a girl’s independence and dignity to have a nice fella buy her a prawn cocktail once in a while, do you?
I remember going out for dinner with a whole bunch of people and one of the guys had brought along his new lady. After we had had a charming meal and the bill came, he pulled out his calculator and started totting up the price of what she had eaten. Honestly. He then, to the utter horror of all at the table, showed her the part of the bill she would have to pay. He never saw her again.
He saw himself as a ‘new man’, a brother in feminism (that’s an oxymoron by the way :), a guy so firmly embracing the feminist ideal he is throttling it to death. We, on the other hand, the other diners, both male and female, forever saw him as a cheapskate. Someone with no generosity of spirit and frankly not very classy.
I guess it is pretty common these days, you know to go dutch. I blame it on HH and the feminatzi gang. Although they dont seem to mind the rest of us footing the bill for their dining extravaganzas and their husbands’ porn. I also guess I have been spoilt with my fellas, they always thankfully leave the calculator at home :)
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Friday, August 7th, 2009
Yes I am back! I had a lovely break, thank you so much to everyone for the happy holiday wishes.
Now, a little about cancellations.. ..
Here is how I try to organise things. I take very few bookings these days. I usually know a week in advance what bookings I have and I plan my other life accordingly – yes I do have one ;) Now, I know that sometimes life and stuff gets in the way and plans cannot be fulfilled but I would ask you fellas to remember that I only see a very few special clients and therefore may have turned away several (lots of) bookings to make sure your special day was honoured. When I have a cancellation, this means that, as I dont take same day bookings, I will have lost out financially. Could you please, please ensure that you will be able to make your booking? I have been thinking of ways around this, one being the system I have on my tours in that I have a cancellation list. But I dont think that would work for normal bookings as gentlemen have usually made other arrangements when I tell them I am not available. So my other option is to have a deposit system, a lot of ladies do. I already do this for my lunches and my dinners and it works really well. Hmm I shall consider some more – what do you think?
Now then, I sound like a grumpy old mare just back from my hols dont I? Im not, I promise. I am rested, relaxed, tranquil, radiant and chilled. Ok, ok a little bit OTT on the ‘I had a laid back time’ front, but I did, more than – honestly!
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Monday, June 8th, 2009
Oh look at this lovely introductory email from Mr S. With his permission I will share it with you. Thank you so much! x
Hi Rhia,
Having browsed your web site and your blog I found myself formulating
a picture of you. A woman for many a man’s desires, a perfect package.
But what sets you apart from many is your honesty it comes across in
so many ways.
I felt at ease just reading about the various posts you have written.
I myself travel allot mainly in the Far East, during my travels I feel
let down by some of the company I keep. I confess my educational
qualities do not exceed yours, which is probably quite noticeable from
this letter to you.
I pondered for a while thinking you have no chance meeting this lady,
then again why not, how do I let this woman of sophistication know
what I am like. Any cad with a ounce of intelligence can reel off a
script that you would feel content to write back. Rambling here I
feel. There are still many things I would like to experience before I
die, no I am not on my way out, I feel spending a short time with you
would be a experience I feel I would hate to miss.
You are a extremely sexy lady, but with more to give than just sex.
That is what intrigued me the most to spend time listening to a person
who is not only intelligent but is also attractive, angelic, sexy,
divine, stunning, statuesque, finely chiselled, fine-featured,
striking, captivating, fascinating, enchanting, with silk like skin,
they are typical English ways of describing someone of beauty. Has
anyone said to you on your travels that the flowers should close up in
your presence because they are ashamed of them selves.
The Chinese have a magical way of expressing themselves don’t you
agree, the line above is just one. I have just read the above, blimey
sound quite desperate, I am not quite that yet, all I know I feel it
would be a pleasure to meet you.
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Wednesday, October 15th, 2008
You know that I am off to London next month on tour? Well, I have had to add an extra day for those sexy London boys! In fact I was told off by the fellas who could not get to see me in March, whoops. So, yes I will now be away from 20-23 November – back in Plymouth on the 24th and staying put until January, and for the first time in years, I will not be going away in December - so that means you Plymouth guys have me to yourselves all over Christmas – lucky you, hahaha. Now, if you are a London boy and would like to see me, I am afraid I am fully booked again for the November tour, (sorry darlings) but please express your interest and if I get a cancellation I will surely contact you. I will also be in London in March and October next year – dates to be confirmed but I will post them here first so keep popping back won’t you? x -
UPDATE – MARCH DATE FOR LONDON ~ 26-29th, 2009
PS I never see clients on the same day they call so an advance booking is essential (even in Plymouth).
PPS Of course, when I say boys, I mean anyone over 30 – no upper limit ;)
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Sunday, October 5th, 2008
I seem to be getting quite a few late night phone calls. By late night I guess I really mean early morning – 1am, 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am. Of course I don’t hear them – my phone is only switched on from 10am-10pm. But I note their missed call when I arise from my undisturbed slumber. How odd. Now, who or rather what, sort of a person would call at say, 4am for instance? Does that person think that I am sat for 24 hours in saucy pants waiting for a drunken call in the middle of the night? Indeed, do they think I would be over the moon to hear from them at that time? (They obviously don’t know me very well :) No, no, no – these callers get put into my phone as (funnily enough) ‘calls at 4am’ and never will I answer the phone to them, even if they call at a normal hour. I don’t think for one minute that that sort of fella will be reading this, but if you are, please note that it is very bad form to phone anyone at such ungodly hours, especially me!
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Monday, September 8th, 2008
Hmmm, here’s a subject that although distasteful, needs to be flagged every so often. Sex without a condom. Yes, I know, it is hard to comprehend why people would want such an activity from an escort but apparently gents ask for it and some ladies provide it. Most of the escort community is very anti this practice and rightly so. It brings the industry into disrepute and gives fuel to the likes of Harriott Harmen etc. Now, I must admit, I have never been asked for this and quite frankly would be horrified, speechless and would never agree to see the gentleman in question – EVER. But I do have hits to my site from people searching for escorts who do this. I even had to change the wording on this post as the amount of searches was astounding. These words must get picked up from the health warning I have on my site. I have tried to imagine why somone would play Russian roulette with their lives and cannot come up with one solitary answer. It’s not as though condoms are not plentiful, you can even get them free at a GUM clinic. Everyone knows the potential diseases that one could transmit from unsafe sex, so no excuse of ignorance there. The whole business makes me shudder. So, and this is especially for any new gents out there, please, please be careful and choose your lady carefully. Check her website to see what she says about bareback and if in doubt, don’t touch with a bargepole.
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Sunday, August 31st, 2008
You know that I am very selective about who I see, yes? The reason behind that is two-fold. Firstly, it is really important to me that I enjoy what I do. I therefore have a pretty good idea of who I am going to get along with/bond with/have fun with. Secondly, I want you to have a great time and if I think I am not the gal for you, I will point you in the direction of someone I think may suit. Ok, so far so good. In the past couple of days though, I have had some gents contact me who I felt would be better suited to another lady. So, instead of accepting and respecting my decision, I have been offered double, triple my normal rates. I have declined. It really is not just about the money guys and it kind of makes me feel a bit icky that they would think I would drop my boundries for extra cash. Ok, it’s probably not a wise business decision but like I say, I need to be happy in what I do. The way I see it is thus; if I am happy then I am in a better position to make you happy. Oh and didnt’ someone once say ‘The Lady is not for turning’? (she was a Libra too :)
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Wednesday, August 13th, 2008
Phew! I have been a busy bee lately. What with travelling all over Devon and Cornwall and getting some new projects off the ground, it really is all go. So, I am off to Windsor next Thursday and looking forward to that – I think I shall get some spa treatments booked in for when I am there. New York is still looking very good, I am REALLY looking forward to having more sexy pics taken, although my present ones were only taken in March, I feel that I have had them forever and I am sure you are sick of looking at them now! One of my gents pointed me in the direction of a fabulous lingerie label that I hadnt heard of before. I shant tell you it yet , suffice to say, its sexy, silk and very, very expensive – I feel a spree coming on again! Maybe I will get some more fancy pants in New York :)
New clients, please note that I am only seeing new clients after receiving an initial email with a bit of info about you – just so that I can determine that we ‘click’. Unfortunately, I cannot see any new clients without this info. Please check my ‘contact me’ page for full details.
So, how has my new time structure been working? Very well! I wish I had done it ages ago. I can’t tell you how much nicer it is to spend 2 hours in someone’s delightful company, and also how much more sensual it is! A very seductive and passionate date with a flirty build up and quality ‘getting to know you’ time – bliss!
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Thursday, July 10th, 2008
I am constantly looking for ways to not disappoint you. I am talking in terms of not having to turn you away dear one :) As you have read (many) times on my blog, the bane of an Escort’s life is the dreaded timewaster, they come in many categories but for now, I want to talk about the guy who makes a booking and then when the time comes for the Escort to call him to give directions etc, he either doesn’t answer or switches his phone off. Very annoying and very rude and totally frustrating when I may have turned away some lovely chaps saying I was fully booked. Soooo, I now require a quick text before 9am on the big day to let me know everything is ok for the date. If I don’t get that text, I assume this date was a timewaster and will re-book it. So, please guys, make sure you text me before 9am!
The upside to this is although I am usually pretty booked up in advance, I just may be available on the day you prefer. Perhaps a little call before 10am may well find us enjoying that tryst after all?
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