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Pelvic Floor Muscles

Very important research :) has determined that ladies who exercise their pelvic floor muscles have more frequent and better orgasms than those who dont.

Three things you probably didn’t know about orgasms in women

1. Some sources say 90% of women have never had a vaginal orgasm during intercourse. In the 2008 Orgasm Survey nearly half of women said they rarely or never have orgasms. Two thirds of women who rate their pelvic floor as ‘poor’ have never had an orgasm. Those who exercise regularly have TWICE as many orgasms as those who do not exercise

2. Sex gets better with age. Women in their 40s have a much broader repertoire of sexual behaviours (including types of orgasm) than those in their 30s, who have more than those in their 20s. And older women are more aware of their G-spot!

3. During orgasm the vaginal muscle (also known as the pubococcygeus or PC muscle, love muscle or fire muscle) contracts repeatedly every 0.8secs

“Squeezing ‘the PelvicToner’ improves muscle tone and blood flow, which gives you more intense orgasms.”
Cosmo Sex Reviews

“The pelvic floor is like any other muscle – use it or lose it!”

I, of course have been exercising those muscles for years, like a mad woman, and squeeeeeeeeeeeeze!.  I thought it was because I like my fancy pants too much and didnt want to end up wearing the large but strangely fetching knickers in the pic – oh and because the boys seem to like it – I wonder why? ;)  But now, now I feel as though I  have given my self a nice little treat after all these years of hard work.  Good things come to those who squeeze!  Oh yes they do.

Now, I didnt know that men should be doing these exercises too, did you?  I didnt even know they had them,  pelvic floor muscles.  I thought it was a lady thing.  But while browsing the internet, I came across a book called ‘Exercise your penis’ (dont ask)  or was it ‘Exercise!!  you penis!’  ? hahaha

Anyway, it got me thinking and as always, I am happy to look after you fellas and your health, so here it is, what I found for you….

Why should men do pelvic floor exercises ?
A strong pelvic floor muscle is important for men too. Women have been encouraged to exercise their pelvic floor muscle for decades, but now we understand that it is just as vital for men, and especially for men with specific health issues. Research has found that

• a strong pelvic floor overcomes erectile dysfunction (Uni of Bristol study, 2004)
• a regular program of pelvic floor exercise achieves the same success rate as Viagra (Uni of Bristol study, 2004)
• pelvic floor exercises are a safer and cheaper option than drugs; Viagra is associated with damage to the eyes and vision in a significant number of men using it, but exercises are safe for everyone (May 2005). Medications are much more costly than an exercise program.
• pelvic floor exercise can “increase awareness of sexual sensations and enhance enjoyment” (Impotence Association, UK)
• pelvic floor exercises can bring a dramatic improvement for men who experience dribbling after urinating (Uni of Bristol study, 2005)
• pelvic floor exercises are strongly recommended for men following a prostatectomy. Research has shown that pelvic floor strengthening can improve sexual function and overcome urinary incontinence. Some research shows that self-directed exercise, using verbal and written instructions, can work just as well as intensive physio (Moore and others, 2008), while the latest findings demonstrate that a mere 12 sessions of electrical stimulation and biofeedback, each of 35 mins duration and starting 7 days after catheter removal resulted in almost all men regaining continence at 6 months (Mariotti and others, 2009).

No need to thank me :) xx

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Saucy Emails

Escorts hate saucy emails and phone calls.  Let me elaborate.  Well, we dont hate them exactly it’s what lies behind them.

There happens to be (what feels like, lately) an army of cheeky so and so’s out there who get off on duping an escort into sending free saucy emails or responding to saucy texts or even answering questions of a saucy nature on the phone whilst pretending to be real clients.  They never have any intention of booking or even sometimes book and then cancel when you dont play the game.  When you challenge them, they reply ‘What I?’  hahaha (uncomfortable and unbelievable  laugh) ‘Oh no, I am not a perv!’.

So when I, personally, get an email constantly asking me to go into great detail about ‘wat i like’.  You can imagine my response cant you?  It not that we are ungenerous with our time and sauciness and I dont think prudity is a name you would care to hang on our well-cared for shoulders but we dont like to waste our generosity or supreme sauciness on such souls.  Oh no.

I understand that  there are perfectly fine and good and skilled ladies out there who for a small bounty will provide such a reciprocatory email or phone or even text service.  I would be loathe to put such a good girl out of business.

Luckily, I rarely get such requests and I am ever so polite when I do, unless they are blatantly crude and then a quick block via phone and email is in order.  But it seems the nicer you are, the harder they try. I have had a few recently and so I have to say this;

Gentlemen, although I am more than flattered by your amorous attentions, I do not and will not discuss what I would like you to do in the boudoir, neither will I go into a blow by blow (pardon the pun :) account of what I will do to you should I get my manicured mitts on your unmentionables.  I think my very comprehensive website will give you more than a few clues of what to expect should we get past the ‘tell me all about it stage’.  Enough said?

Ahhh, I feel better now, its good to talk (unless its free saucy nonsense of course hehehe :)

PS  A huge, massive, stupendous thank you for all the lovely birthday wishes, cards and prezzies.  I had a wonderful week, much love xxx

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Back in Devon…

Well as usual I had a lovely time in London, very, very  special.   Being blessed with fantastic weather for the 5 days I was there was a real bonus.   So what did I get up too?  Well… (saucy wink)  lots of fab things.  A word about my hotel though.  Totally, totally amazing;  service second to none and a beautiful, elegant room.  Talking of elegant, the dining room there was possibly, no definitely the best I have ever had the pleasure of dining in.  Truly divine.  I loved the dress code too – jacket and tie for the gents at all times – perfect.  I do love a gent in a smart suit and tie, very handsome indeed.

Here’s a funny thing I noticed though.  Apart from the attention to detail, which was fierce.  On alighting from the cab on arrival,  the doorman took my bag,  he must have swiftly looked at my luggage tag, beamed at me and said ‘Welcome to the blah de blah,  Miss Charles!’   Brilliant.  Another one, as I was leaving to go a party one evening asked me where I would like the cab to take me.  When I told him he said  ‘And very lucky they are to have you too, Ma’am’  A nice tip for you then young man.  Oh I am a sucker for a smooth line.

So, apart from all of that.  Here’s the thing.  Ive mentioned a few times about my disturbing mania about those bloody shower caps.  Well, I stayed in my room sans a gentleman overnight until the 3rd night.  The maid must have seen there was only a lady in the room by the lack of male luggage and testosterone etc.  So when the time came to service the room for the evening, turning down the sheets and the usual fripperies and niceries were seen to.  When it was noticed by said maid  that a gentleman was in attendance, she put a sort of cloth across the silk headboard.  I kid you not.  It was done in the best possible taste of course but there it was,  this little sheet strung across the bedhead with the hotel’s emblem upon it.  I can only assume that they have had a bit of an incident with gentlemen’s hair gel.  You can imagine cant you?, a guy propped up in bed watching tv and whoops a dirty great stain over the very expensive furnishings.  I have never seen anything like it and in future shall either request a bedhead sheet for my overnight gentlemen guests or make them wear that ubiquitous shower cap – only kidding!, only kidding!

It was London Fashion Week while I was there and I was reading a little about this on the way up on the train.  By pure coincidence, on one of the days I was returning to my room I headed towards the two small lifts where stood  a lady, I smiled, she smiled and then I waited for the lift.  Oh my God!  I suddenly realised.  I know who that is.  I was just reading about her on the way up.  It was Anna Wintour.  For those readers of a decidedly anti-fashion bent (or even mild disinterest on the subject of fashion, after all you do have better things to do :);  she is the Editor of Vogue.  She is the Grande Dame of fashion.  She is the one to whom all other fashionistas bow and scrap. She is the one ALL designers want on their front row and the one that all supermodels want to get on the right side of.  You get the picture dont you?  She is also alllegedly the inspiration for the film ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ and is by all accounts a bit of a mare, as in a nightmare. (Her being ‘the devil’ part).   So, all in all apparently, a total so and so to work for.  I also remember reading and recalling from the film that this lady does not share lifts… with ANYONE.

Hahaha, ‘what a dilemma!’ I think to myself.  Oh well, I wont mind sharing if she doesnt :)  Well, a lift came and I got in it.  I waited (so as to be polite dont you know) a little while to see if she would get in before I pressed the button.  ‘Go on girl!’ I thought to myself, prove all the detractors wrong.  But alas the lady was not for sharing and I zoomed upwards and onwards to my floor alone, and she had to wait for the next one.   Perhaps she was just shy.

My only problem with London is that I never seem to have enough time to get everything (and everyone :) done.   I have gradually increased my time from 2 days, to 3 days and this time 5 days.  But London is like some hungry child, goobling up time and demanding more.  I like it there though ( a lot)  and I will be back within the next couple of months.

A massive thanks to the lovely fellas I had the great fortune to see again and some I met for the first time.  Truly, as usual,  it was my pleasure gentlemen, thanks for looking after me, hope to see you again soon x

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Fantastic Fifties

The very wonderful Mr I reminded me the other day of a blog post I said I was going to write ages ago.  We were talking about Tom  Watson and golf.  I was saying that the commentators at Turnbury seemed to be incredulous that a ‘man of that age’ was doing so well and kept using that phrase. What?

This perplexed me somewhat. Call me naive but dont you get better with practice?,  at golf as with many other things, I mean ;)  So I would have thought that Mr Watson (at a mere and spritely 59)  would be way ahead of those young whipper snappers.  He looks fit, he is fit and he obviously plays a mean round of golf.  I take it he has been playing for longer than a lot of the other guys have been alive and besides all that, he looks all smiley which is always a bonus whatever the age.  :)

I wish he had won.  I do. And I am very glad to hear that he has set his sights on the St Andrews Open in 2010 with a view to winning. (May have to put that on as a tour ;)  Go Tom!  (gets rah rah skirt and pom poms out)

On a sadder note… (no not that sad)  Long standing readers may be wondering how my golfing techniques have developed.  Well, I had a few lessons this year but on the whole, I am ashamed to say, I have not done as much as I should have.  Pathetic really.  I will though.  I am planning  a golfing day in Dubai and some more lessons locally, definitely.

But on a sexier note… Back to the fantastic fifties.  Men are fab at 50 plus.  Oh yes.  Mature (sexy), wise (sexy), sophisticated (v sexy), successful (super sexy) well you know don’t you?  You’ve lived a little, lived to tell the tale and are all the better for it. They say that 40’s are the new 30’s.  That makes 50’s the new 40’s and you know what begins at 40 don’t you? :)

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Lesson in Stockings

Did you know that stockings are very complicated articles?  No, I don’t just put them on and you take them off, simple as that!

I am referring to fully fashioned stockings and the different types and way they are made.  Gentlemen of a certain vintage will remember them being worn by ladies all the time (those were the days!).  These days though, only a handful of producers manufacture stockings in the way they were made during the 1940’s and 50’s.

So, fully fashioned stockings are stockings made from nylon (hence ‘nylons’) and were knitted flat on the machine.  The two sides of the stocking are then sown together to form a seam – hence the sexy seam!  Fully fashioned stockings or FFS are bought by height or shoe size (mine are 34″ ).  Where it starts to get a little tricky (if you are buying some for a lady) is the variety of heel designs you can buy today.  You have the point heel, which as it suggest brings the heel to a point, then you have the havana heel which is a square top and the cuban which is the same as a havana but goes higher up the leg.  You also have the french which is pyramidal and then the manhattan which I am not too familiar with yet.

The top, ohhh the sexy top!  Well, that should have a finishing loop.  The loop is needed to allow the needle sewing the seam to be withdrawn.  All these sexy little touches began as practicalities, don’t you love that?

So once we have decided on the heel we have to think of the colour.  Black is of course my preference but I do have a few flesh coloured pairs including that vintage 1940’s pair that were acquired for me from a French market, all in original packaging – do you remember those?  Beautiful they are, and still going strong.    I have just ordered a pair of flesh tone with a sexy black seam from my supplier.  Perhaps you will get to see them soon?

I am not sure which are my favourites, I like them all!  The only problem is they are very expensive and do snag easily, so nails trimmed and watches off,  please fellas!

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Sunday Roasts & London Toasts

It’s getting a bit chilly now don’t you think?  I have the heating on in the morning, it’s on the low setting but on it is.  I am not too keen on traipsing – is that a Devon word? as in ‘Look at that maid!, (maid being a female and not necessarily of the serving wench variety – when you come here ( the westcountry)  and get to know these things, you will be honoured to be called a maid, honestly, it is a term of endearment for girls/women/lasses – I don’t mind it, I have been called it all my life.  Likewise ‘Bird’ , we call everyone ‘bird’ –   men, women, dogs ,cats, even birds hahaha.

I got into trouble once, in a PC environment in the north for calling someone, a colleague  ‘bird’.  My defence, your honour was that it was a colloquial saying where I come from and therefore I was entitled to say it, so don’t tell me what I can and cannot say.  Sigh.  Don’t you wish you shouldn’t have to explain this stuff – these things that mean no harm to anyone to these PC maniacs?

Anyway, if you are a man and are called that;  bird  that is fine but maid is not (please keep up darling)   Maid is  definitely only for women.   So I was saying;    Oh yes  ‘Look at that maid  traipsing around looking like God knows what!’     Hmm and I thought God knew everything. (nods head unsagely)

Oh anyway, I digress  :) where was I?,  oh yes traipsing around the apartment semi-naked freezing my wotsits off.  Oh no.  You will find a warm and toasty welcome here. Yes indeed.

I don’t know about you but my attention goes to comfort food (yes food again :) when the autumn peeks it’s coppery head around the corner.  And that means….. ahh roast dinners.  Oh my word,  yum. Now, who on this whole planet doesn’t like a well-cooked roast?  No I thought not.  Everyone does.  I actually like cooking them too.  I know they can be time consuming and all that washing up (horray for dishwashers!)  So here is the deal, humour me, pander to my cravings and book a sunday lunchtime appointment and you will get…. eggs on toast.  No just kidding, a roast of course. Chicken, Beef, Lamb, Pork, whatever.  I don’t care.   Just let me,go on let me do it for you!  Or we could always pop out to a nice country pub and eat one there?

Talking of weekends, you will note that I have been away a fair bit lately and not available every weekend, well I am here for the next 3 (sorry, this weekend – 12 Sept – is fully booked though).   But if you want to see me during the other ones and claim your roast, you know what to do ;)…    A Roast and a Romp?  Ooh er Missus!

London Tour Update

Getting excited about my forthcoming London trip.  Very excited.  Apart from the splendiferous hotel I am booked into,  just you wait and see!  I have lots of other things planned too.  Meeting my sexy London chaps of course!,  lunch with the fabulous  Miss Dollymopp,  a party (yes I have been invited to a party! – whoo whoo!  I can’t remember the last time I went to a proper party – sad isn’t it?  hehehe).  Obviously I am going to do a spot of shopping  while I am there, maybe buy some new fancy pants and possibly take in St Paul’s Cathedral.  I haven’t visited there before and I am gradually ticking off all the major sites of London during my tours.

Unfortunately for those wishing to see me in London this month, I am now fully booked for this tour (I have a list though – I love my lists! -  for if you want me to contact you in case of cancellation) but I think I may be back sometime in November, so keep a look out for the dates my lovelies.  I think some new pictures are in order for then too.  The fellas on my VIP list will get first notification of those dates, oh and the pics.  What?  You are not on my VIP list?  And you being a VIP and all?  Scandalous!   Send me an email darling;  rhiacharles@yahoo.co.uk and I will pop you on there, quick as you like.

So roasts and toasts, looks like a splendid September after all! x

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Happy Anniversary to Me!

Yes it is 3 years to the day since I started escorting again.  1st September 2006.   You will remember that I used to escort hundreds of years ago but retired for 6 years :)  Wow, doesn’t time fly when you’re having fun?   So how was it for you Mister? ;)

What a 3 years it has been.  I have met you lovely fellas in London a few times now.  I have been wined and dined in New York.  I have shared the craic with you in Dublin and been treated like a princess in Edinburgh.  We have had some fun in Bath and I almost got to Windsor :)  Most of you I have met whilst you are passing through Devon though.  Some of you have become very dear friends. The vast majority of you have been utter gentlemen and for that I thank you.  You know who you are. x

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Kind Sirs

Oh I had a couple of lovely emails over the past few days – really made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside – with granted permission, I’d like to share them with you – thank you chaps!

Thank you, Rhia, for a truly delightful time together. You went to a lot of trouble to ensure that all my senses were well and truly fed, watered, more than satisfied, sated! It was such a pleasure to be relaxed with you, to be completely unrushed and to able to chat so openly together. Talking together reminded me how fortunate I am, in so many different ways. Thank you for being you! Be yourself and don’t change as you bring so much joy to those lucky enough to share your company. – Mr A

and….

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Perfect Hostess

Mr D told me over a very fine lunch a little while ago that his aunt had been a Courtesan.  Yes.  Here is the story ( I know he wont mind me relating this,  as at the time I gasped,  ‘I feel a blog post coming on!’  as he was telling me and he laughed  ‘Blog away!’ )

So, this was a lady who became very wealthy by virtue of her talents, but that is not the point.  She had only a  few well chosen suitors who took care of her handsomely and in return?  Well, in return she made their lives easier, more passionate and also made them in turn very, very wealthy.  How so?  I hear you ask.

Apparently, she was the supreme hostess.  She hosted the most magnificent dinners for the movers and shakers in this gentleman’s industry. She never actually ate at her dinner parties (Oh I dont like that idea!) because she wanted to ensure that she was totally attentive to all of her guests.  She was fragrant, amenable and charming.  These dinners were the catalyst for deals and mergers and hence made the gentleman in question very comfortable.  Never underestimate the power of food, Dear Reader,  or indeed the power of a talented woman ;)

I loved this story and I wish I had known her – I bet she had a tale to tell – like me ;)  My lips are sealed though just like hers. x

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Dangerous Beauty

I just managed to watch this dvd.  I know, I know, I have been wanting to watch it for over a year now!  Anyway, I did it and it was good.  Thanks Mr N for the gift! x  It was  more of a love story than I thought it would be, ahhhh.  Some great lines in the film too and of course stunning location – Venice.  Try and watch it if you can.  Its also called The Honest Courtesan for some reason.

Mr M read my post about men’s underpants and bought me a rather fetching pair of Dolce & Gabanna boxers. Hehehehe   Very nice they look too, and ever so comfy, maybe I should wear men’s pants all the time ;). Thanks M!

How naughty am I?  Only just back from my hols and I am already getting itchy feet.  I fancy one of those spa breaks in Thailand or somewhere lush like that.  Just a chill out, pamperings, great food and fabulous sunsets.  You cant blame me really.  Its not as though we have had a great summer (again), I think I blinked when we  had those good few days. I get all excited, think this is it and peak too soon.  I should appreciate the moment better.  I know its a well worn cliche but summers really were better and longer when I was a kid.  No I didnt live in the Bahamas (but I may one day :)  Ho hum, Im off to check out some holiday sites.

Now you know I dont do quickies, but I couldnt resist…the joke I mean :)

While making love, he says:
- Darling, let’s do 68!
- 68??? What’s that?
- You do it to me and I’ll owe you one.

Hope you are having a good one if you are on holiday xxx

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