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I Love London!

I am very happy here you know.  So far, so good.  I am like a kiddie in a sweetie shop, I really am.  So many great things to do and see, so many places to discover, places to eat and shop and explore.  Oh yes, I dont think I could be dragged away from London right now, or for quite some time in fact.  I made the right decision, definitely.  Ive made new friends too.  Yes, they say that London can be lonely but not if you want to meet new people.

I have joined the most fantastic new gym as well.  I havent been for a few weeks, to the gym, what with moving and moving in, all that stuff.  But now I am well and truly settled, everything in place, I have to get down that gym tomorrow.  I have been keeping fit though.  Ive been walking a lot, lot more than I would have in Plymouth.  I used to just jump in the car but as said car is no more, it is shanks’ pony for me.  Its done me good, a nice bit of cardiovascular and all that.  Problem is that as you walk you get whiffs….  of  lovely Chinese food or Thai food.  Oh My God.  I have resisted though (only because I am going to Chinatown over the weekend :)

I went to Covent Garden today, for lunch (thank you kind Sir x) and I popped into the saucy Coco de Mer shop, you know the one I wrote about ages ago.  Anyway, its always nice to have a little browse around that shop.  It makes me smile because although it is a very upmarket erotic boutique.  You get people outside, across the road, looking, wondering, afraid to go in.  So, I roll up in a taxi, step out and stroll in, bold as brass (pardon the pun:)  Oh I wish more ladies would just step in, its great fun in there, honestly :)  Didnt buy anything though, not this time ;)

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Frisky February?

I found this on t’internet.

It’s winter and you want to have sex. But you don’t want to head to the bedroom and get your groove on. No. You want to head out in subzero temperatures and enjoy sex, Eskimo style.

This winter, turn ordinary sex into something extraordinary by testing out these locations with your woman.

1- Gondola

Whether you plan to ski, snowboard or head to the top of a mountain for any reason, use the opportunity to engage in a quickie in the gondola. The ride up the mountain will take on a new meaning.

2- Top of a mountain

If you’re feeling bold, head to a secluded spot at the top of a mountain and get your groove on. She’ll be coming ’round the mountain when she comes.

3- Cross-country skiing/Snowshoeing

If you opt to take the scenic route on a winter day, you’re bound to find a spot where you can stop and penetrate. Sex in a winter wonderland will definitely leave you with a new appreciation for the season.

4- Log cabin

Head up to a deserted cabin with your lady and enjoy some privacy. You can opt to get it on inside or out, just be careful that your asses don’t get stuck to the ice if you head on out for your escapade.

5- Swedish spa

If you’ve ever been to a Swedish spa, you know that the hot tub, the sauna and the pool encourage sexual behavior. Treat your woman to a day at the spa and take the opportunity to have sex, or at least generate sexual thoughts, in the sauna.

6- Hockey game

Even if your woman isn’t a big fan of ice hockey, you can always bring her to a game and give her a penalty of your own. Have sex in the washroom, near the ice, or even in a secluded spot where no one is sitting.

7- Parked car

Winter or not, having sex in a car is a lot of fun. And if it’s winter, chances are the police won’t get out of their car to check why yours is bouncing up and down.

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Now, call me old fashioned, call me unadventurous, call me a …  oh whatever but the only thing there that remotely interests me during these long winter nights is number 4.  Yes a log cabin, blazing fire, a snug rug?  That sounds all right doesnt it?  The sauna would be too hot and sticky – I would probably pass out hahaha.  Hockey game?  he is having a laugh and in a car?  Depends what type of car :) Are we talking a Reliant Robin here or a Bentley? I think as far as car sex goes, size definitely does matter.

I hate the cold,  brrrrrr, I really do, I am a warm weather bunny.  St Moritz or St Kitts?  Hmm I choose the balmy Caribbean every time. So, you can imagine my new apartment is toasty, very.  I spoke to the lady at the gas company.  She asked me a few questions like how many living there?  ‘Oh just me’ says I.  How many radiators?  ‘Eerm (I had to go around and count them), 11′  ‘Eleven??!!’ she exclaims, just stopping herself from saying ‘For one person???, you selfish bint’  That is naughty though isnt it?  I need to find a way to reduce my carbon stiletto print.  I do recycle and I have got rid of my car, that should help shouldnt it?

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Well Hello London!

Phew I made it! I hear that when you have a child, you forget the pain after a while and that allows you to go on and do it again.  I think its the same for moving house.

Why oh why didnt I get one of those firms who pack, move and unpack you? While they’re at it they could also tell all the people that need telling – phone, gas, electricity etc etc etc. (what a carry on just trying to find the meters!) – I sense a business opp here though:) Its a good job I had a very dear friend to help me- thank you darling x

Anyway, its done, Ive moved!! I am firmly ensconced in my new London pad (actually its not new, its around 200 years old but its new to me and you know what I mean).

Im just starting to get to know the neighbourhood, and there are lots of the things that I need and they happen to be close by; and what joy to just stroll out of my front door and within a short walk find a whole road of decent places to eat.  I think Im going to love it here :)

So, still some more unpacking to do (I am sure boxes breed and multiply in the back of the removals van).  February bookings are filling up fast – thanks guys, that is a fabulous welcome – but I still have some time free at the beginning of Feb, would love to see you x

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Farewell Plymouth!

Thats it, I am finally packed, prepped and ready for the off.  Ohh all this moving business is very tiring :) It used to be that you just told a couple of utility companies that you were moving, now its like a list of 100, what with loyalty cards, council tax, inland revenue, broadband and on and on, the list is endless and you always manage to forget someone.  Anyway, all done now.

That just leaves me to thank everyone I have met whilst I was in Plymouth.  It has been a genuine pleasure to have met so many lovely guys. All the best for 2010 and the invite in London still stands x

PS  Will post again when I am settled in.

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And Snow Stopped Play!

Oh dear, it doesnt happen often but we had snow, yes here in Devon!!

So a poor gent of mine couldnt get through the snow from the north-east for our date tomorrow and my other lovely, well we met today but could not make it to the Dartmoor restaurant that we had planned but we managed to get a special table in one of my favourite restaurants in Plymouth, so we didnt starve – hurray!

Oh we had a lovely lunch, lots of catchy up chat too.  He brought us champagne and he said  ‘It’s only Bollinger’  Am I that demanding?  hehehe    Thank you Mister, delicious it was  :)  x.

I am amazed when someone says ‘The last time I saw you was 3 months ago’  No!  Is that a sign of age when months whizz past like that?, it seems like yesterday.  Even more reason to make the most of them, the months and the years.

I know I keep saying it but, yes I think the whole month of January (and maybe February) next year, Miss Charles will be in a warm place, California possibly, oh to feel the warm sun, instead of the freezing cold, what bliss, oh yes .

I hope you are not snowed in tonight  my darling, keep warm xxx

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New Pics

I know, I know, I promised some new pics back in November didnt I?  Well, what with all the hecticness of dentists, arranging to move, travelling etc etc, I just never got the time.  But now I am moving to London, well, its silly not to book some nice shiny new pics isnt it?  Seeing as I can simply prance over to my photographer on a whim.  I have emailed my gal in London and am awaiting a response regarding dates and locations.  These are going to be a bit diffeent you see, nothing like I have had done before.  No, I will not be subjecting you to what I had for breakfast in the form of a pic, ‘butchers window’ spring to mind -  yuk- sorry if you are eating a meal right now, no really, sorry! :) -  and anyway, not really my style.

I think you will like them, my new pics and I think I will enjoy having them done. She’s a great photographer and very professional.  It can be very tedious, you know.  Oh gawd, I sound like one of those daft supermodels dont I?  Well, it can be tiring and get boring after a while, having your pic taken constantly for hours, constantly changing knickers and staying in an uncomfortable pose for ages.  Oh moan, moan, moan. hehehe  What Im saying is this lady who took my last London pics (astute readers may notice that there are two different styles to my gallery pics thats because two different photographers took them in two very different locations. One in London and the other in a trendy loft in New York). Well, shes just brilliant at making the time go quickly and enjoyable so I am looking forward to them, but not half as much as I am looking forward to revealing them to you.

Talking of updating things, I have something like 200 directories that I am listed on or in and I have to change them all in terms of my listing location in lieu of my move.  Oh deep joy, you know what I will be doing for the next week or so dont you?

But I keep looking at google earth and my new place and imagining walks along the Thames (I wont be too far from it) and exploring unusual shops, and eating out a lot and oh well, you get the picture. (pardon the pun :)

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Pelvic Floor Muscles

Very important research :) has determined that ladies who exercise their pelvic floor muscles have more frequent and better orgasms than those who dont.

Three things you probably didn’t know about orgasms in women

1. Some sources say 90% of women have never had a vaginal orgasm during intercourse. In the 2008 Orgasm Survey nearly half of women said they rarely or never have orgasms. Two thirds of women who rate their pelvic floor as ‘poor’ have never had an orgasm. Those who exercise regularly have TWICE as many orgasms as those who do not exercise

2. Sex gets better with age. Women in their 40s have a much broader repertoire of sexual behaviours (including types of orgasm) than those in their 30s, who have more than those in their 20s. And older women are more aware of their G-spot!

3. During orgasm the vaginal muscle (also known as the pubococcygeus or PC muscle, love muscle or fire muscle) contracts repeatedly every 0.8secs

“Squeezing ‘the PelvicToner’ improves muscle tone and blood flow, which gives you more intense orgasms.”
Cosmo Sex Reviews

“The pelvic floor is like any other muscle – use it or lose it!”

I, of course have been exercising those muscles for years, like a mad woman, and squeeeeeeeeeeeeze!.  I thought it was because I like my fancy pants too much and didnt want to end up wearing the large but strangely fetching knickers in the pic – oh and because the boys seem to like it – I wonder why? ;)  But now, now I feel as though I  have given my self a nice little treat after all these years of hard work.  Good things come to those who squeeze!  Oh yes they do.

Now, I didnt know that men should be doing these exercises too, did you?  I didnt even know they had them,  pelvic floor muscles.  I thought it was a lady thing.  But while browsing the internet, I came across a book called ‘Exercise your penis’ (dont ask)  or was it ‘Exercise!!  you penis!’  ? hahaha

Anyway, it got me thinking and as always, I am happy to look after you fellas and your health, so here it is, what I found for you….

Why should men do pelvic floor exercises ?
A strong pelvic floor muscle is important for men too. Women have been encouraged to exercise their pelvic floor muscle for decades, but now we understand that it is just as vital for men, and especially for men with specific health issues. Research has found that

• a strong pelvic floor overcomes erectile dysfunction (Uni of Bristol study, 2004)
• a regular program of pelvic floor exercise achieves the same success rate as Viagra (Uni of Bristol study, 2004)
• pelvic floor exercises are a safer and cheaper option than drugs; Viagra is associated with damage to the eyes and vision in a significant number of men using it, but exercises are safe for everyone (May 2005). Medications are much more costly than an exercise program.
• pelvic floor exercise can “increase awareness of sexual sensations and enhance enjoyment” (Impotence Association, UK)
• pelvic floor exercises can bring a dramatic improvement for men who experience dribbling after urinating (Uni of Bristol study, 2005)
• pelvic floor exercises are strongly recommended for men following a prostatectomy. Research has shown that pelvic floor strengthening can improve sexual function and overcome urinary incontinence. Some research shows that self-directed exercise, using verbal and written instructions, can work just as well as intensive physio (Moore and others, 2008), while the latest findings demonstrate that a mere 12 sessions of electrical stimulation and biofeedback, each of 35 mins duration and starting 7 days after catheter removal resulted in almost all men regaining continence at 6 months (Mariotti and others, 2009).

No need to thank me :) xx

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Saucy Emails

Escorts hate saucy emails and phone calls.  Let me elaborate.  Well, we dont hate them exactly it’s what lies behind them.

There happens to be (what feels like, lately) an army of cheeky so and so’s out there who get off on duping an escort into sending free saucy emails or responding to saucy texts or even answering questions of a saucy nature on the phone whilst pretending to be real clients.  They never have any intention of booking or even sometimes book and then cancel when you dont play the game.  When you challenge them, they reply ‘What I?’  hahaha (uncomfortable and unbelievable  laugh) ‘Oh no, I am not a perv!’.

So when I, personally, get an email constantly asking me to go into great detail about ‘wat i like’.  You can imagine my response cant you?  It not that we are ungenerous with our time and sauciness and I dont think prudity is a name you would care to hang on our well-cared for shoulders but we dont like to waste our generosity or supreme sauciness on such souls.  Oh no.

I understand that  there are perfectly fine and good and skilled ladies out there who for a small bounty will provide such a reciprocatory email or phone or even text service.  I would be loathe to put such a good girl out of business.

Luckily, I rarely get such requests and I am ever so polite when I do, unless they are blatantly crude and then a quick block via phone and email is in order.  But it seems the nicer you are, the harder they try. I have had a few recently and so I have to say this;

Gentlemen, although I am more than flattered by your amorous attentions, I do not and will not discuss what I would like you to do in the boudoir, neither will I go into a blow by blow (pardon the pun :) account of what I will do to you should I get my manicured mitts on your unmentionables.  I think my very comprehensive website will give you more than a few clues of what to expect should we get past the ‘tell me all about it stage’.  Enough said?

Ahhh, I feel better now, its good to talk (unless its free saucy nonsense of course hehehe :)

PS  A huge, massive, stupendous thank you for all the lovely birthday wishes, cards and prezzies.  I had a wonderful week, much love xxx

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Back in Devon…

Well as usual I had a lovely time in London, very, very  special.   Being blessed with fantastic weather for the 5 days I was there was a real bonus.   So what did I get up too?  Well… (saucy wink)  lots of fab things.  A word about my hotel though.  Totally, totally amazing;  service second to none and a beautiful, elegant room.  Talking of elegant, the dining room there was possibly, no definitely the best I have ever had the pleasure of dining in.  Truly divine.  I loved the dress code too – jacket and tie for the gents at all times – perfect.  I do love a gent in a smart suit and tie, very handsome indeed.

Here’s a funny thing I noticed though.  Apart from the attention to detail, which was fierce.  On alighting from the cab on arrival,  the doorman took my bag,  he must have swiftly looked at my luggage tag, beamed at me and said ‘Welcome to the blah de blah,  Miss Charles!’   Brilliant.  Another one, as I was leaving to go a party one evening asked me where I would like the cab to take me.  When I told him he said  ‘And very lucky they are to have you too, Ma’am’  A nice tip for you then young man.  Oh I am a sucker for a smooth line.

So, apart from all of that.  Here’s the thing.  Ive mentioned a few times about my disturbing mania about those bloody shower caps.  Well, I stayed in my room sans a gentleman overnight until the 3rd night.  The maid must have seen there was only a lady in the room by the lack of male luggage and testosterone etc.  So when the time came to service the room for the evening, turning down the sheets and the usual fripperies and niceries were seen to.  When it was noticed by said maid  that a gentleman was in attendance, she put a sort of cloth across the silk headboard.  I kid you not.  It was done in the best possible taste of course but there it was,  this little sheet strung across the bedhead with the hotel’s emblem upon it.  I can only assume that they have had a bit of an incident with gentlemen’s hair gel.  You can imagine cant you?, a guy propped up in bed watching tv and whoops a dirty great stain over the very expensive furnishings.  I have never seen anything like it and in future shall either request a bedhead sheet for my overnight gentlemen guests or make them wear that ubiquitous shower cap – only kidding!, only kidding!

It was London Fashion Week while I was there and I was reading a little about this on the way up on the train.  By pure coincidence, on one of the days I was returning to my room I headed towards the two small lifts where stood  a lady, I smiled, she smiled and then I waited for the lift.  Oh my God!  I suddenly realised.  I know who that is.  I was just reading about her on the way up.  It was Anna Wintour.  For those readers of a decidedly anti-fashion bent (or even mild disinterest on the subject of fashion, after all you do have better things to do :);  she is the Editor of Vogue.  She is the Grande Dame of fashion.  She is the one to whom all other fashionistas bow and scrap. She is the one ALL designers want on their front row and the one that all supermodels want to get on the right side of.  You get the picture dont you?  She is also alllegedly the inspiration for the film ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ and is by all accounts a bit of a mare, as in a nightmare. (Her being ‘the devil’ part).   So, all in all apparently, a total so and so to work for.  I also remember reading and recalling from the film that this lady does not share lifts… with ANYONE.

Hahaha, ‘what a dilemma!’ I think to myself.  Oh well, I wont mind sharing if she doesnt :)  Well, a lift came and I got in it.  I waited (so as to be polite dont you know) a little while to see if she would get in before I pressed the button.  ‘Go on girl!’ I thought to myself, prove all the detractors wrong.  But alas the lady was not for sharing and I zoomed upwards and onwards to my floor alone, and she had to wait for the next one.   Perhaps she was just shy.

My only problem with London is that I never seem to have enough time to get everything (and everyone :) done.   I have gradually increased my time from 2 days, to 3 days and this time 5 days.  But London is like some hungry child, goobling up time and demanding more.  I like it there though ( a lot)  and I will be back within the next couple of months.

A massive thanks to the lovely fellas I had the great fortune to see again and some I met for the first time.  Truly, as usual,  it was my pleasure gentlemen, thanks for looking after me, hope to see you again soon x

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Fantastic Fifties

The very wonderful Mr I reminded me the other day of a blog post I said I was going to write ages ago.  We were talking about Tom  Watson and golf.  I was saying that the commentators at Turnbury seemed to be incredulous that a ‘man of that age’ was doing so well and kept using that phrase. What?

This perplexed me somewhat. Call me naive but dont you get better with practice?,  at golf as with many other things, I mean ;)  So I would have thought that Mr Watson (at a mere and spritely 59)  would be way ahead of those young whipper snappers.  He looks fit, he is fit and he obviously plays a mean round of golf.  I take it he has been playing for longer than a lot of the other guys have been alive and besides all that, he looks all smiley which is always a bonus whatever the age.  :)

I wish he had won.  I do. And I am very glad to hear that he has set his sights on the St Andrews Open in 2010 with a view to winning. (May have to put that on as a tour ;)  Go Tom!  (gets rah rah skirt and pom poms out)

On a sadder note… (no not that sad)  Long standing readers may be wondering how my golfing techniques have developed.  Well, I had a few lessons this year but on the whole, I am ashamed to say, I have not done as much as I should have.  Pathetic really.  I will though.  I am planning  a golfing day in Dubai and some more lessons locally, definitely.

But on a sexier note… Back to the fantastic fifties.  Men are fab at 50 plus.  Oh yes.  Mature (sexy), wise (sexy), sophisticated (v sexy), successful (super sexy) well you know don’t you?  You’ve lived a little, lived to tell the tale and are all the better for it. They say that 40’s are the new 30’s.  That makes 50’s the new 40’s and you know what begins at 40 don’t you? :)

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