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August 21, 2008 –
Time for a pre-bank holiday joke :)
Rhia Charles, high class escort in Plymouth, Devon
Windsor no more…
August 20, 2008 –
Unfortunately, I have had to cancel my Windsor tour (oh no say the Windsor boys) which means I am in Plymouth (horray say the Plymouth boys!). I am not available on Bank Holiday Monday (25th) but am for the rest of the time. See you soon? xx
All the time…
August 19, 2008 –
I know I haven’t mentioned it for a little while but I am still , yes STILL getting these contemptable ***** stealing the content of my website. A couple every week. It’s particularly laughable when they are in the same region - can they not string words together or something? and do they not realise that you fellas browse around and may see the same thing written over and over again? It’s almost like someone sneaking in and stealing your personality. It drives me nuts and I make it my business to have them removed from the net, regardless of where they advertise. The latest one nicked a paragraph from my site and put it on her Adultwork profile (one of those with an ‘oh my goodness’ pic where nothing and I mean NOTHING is left to the imagination) It makes me feel a bit violated that my delicate words are somehow associated :) Hmmmm. The other one is a chick in New York who keeps stealing my words, gets removed and then does it again. I think someone once said ‘The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a different result’ Ladies (and some gents!) if you are reading this, PLEASE PLEASE use your own words and pictures! Just to remind you, here is my copyright policy.
To review or not review?
August 19, 2008 –
When I revived Rhia, she was not dead, just snoozing :) I took a little look around the internet and came across the concept of reviews. Oh I don’t like the idea of that I thought. Kiss and tell, very ungentlemanly. But as time has gone on (2 years on 1st September!) I guess it has become the norm for me now and I do like to get them. I can see the plus sides and the downsides though. Pluses mean than new gents get a good idea of who I am and what they can expect - crucial sometimes when there are not so honourable people out there. Downsides mean a little bit of mystery goes. I do prefer the non-smutty reviews if I am honest as I cringe a little about graphic details of our private time together - some gents say, well what’s the point if you are not going to go into detail? But I think the kind of gents I like, and who like me, in general are more sensitive souls and do prefer detail about the experience rather than the nitty gritty. I hope I am not coming across as ungrateful because I truly am not, I am very flattered that you fellas take the time from your busy schedules to write these reviews - always a special kiss for you xx
PS Mr G - yours was perfect! x
Would you like me with your dinner Sir?
August 19, 2008 –
I have a new special! Yes and I should have added it ages ago but I have now and what is it? I hear you ask. Well, I have such fun with my Lobster and Champagne lunches (and I believe that you do too?) that I have added a rather lovely dinner for you gents who would like an evening of intimate loveliness. So, I am thinking cocktails, fine wines, all your favourite foods (don’t worry I will find them :) a super sexy candlelit bath, massage and well, just a fabulous time. You can check it out here.
As with my lunches, I do need a bit of notice and a deposit, payable the usual way - either online or via my po box. Ohh, what fun!, I shall polish the napkin rings and stock up on the bubble bath :)
Ohh and if there is anything else you can suggest to make the evening even more perfect, just drop me a line… rhiacharles@yahoo.co.uk
A New Review! and this is me?…
August 18, 2008 –
Thanks Mr G! xxx
I was browsing around the net (as you do) and took a peek at an Escort forum that I am not familiar with and a lady had posted on there about a site that reveals your personality by your name… what do you think? Is this me? :)
What Rhia Charles Means |
 You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You’re always up to something.You have a ton of energy, and most people can’t handle you. You’re very intense.You definitely are a handful, and you’re likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out. Success comes rather easily for you… especially in business and academia. Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You’re a strong person. You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It’s easy to get you excited… which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don’t stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start. You are usually the best at everything … you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic “Type A” personality. You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily. You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind. A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable. You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. You are light hearted and accepting. You don’t get worked up easily. Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don’t always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don’t have as much going for them as you do.
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Go on have a go and let me know if it’s correct!
Diva
August 17, 2008 –
I think nowadays Diva means a stroppy madam. To me Diva means a supreme female singer of an era where glamour was foremost. These ladies would never, ever be photographed drunk falling into a cab or worse. No these ladies wore fabulous gowns and were always impeccable. Diana Ross. Supreme Diva as far as I am concerned. Stunningly beautiful and a voice to melt even the coolest of hearts. I re-visited Diana the other day. By chance I got a cd with a compilation of love songs and the (has got to be) best love song ever was on there - Diana Ross and Lionel Richie - Endless Love. That is so beautiful. So I thought, hey I was brought up with Diana. Not physically, that would mean I would have an American accent and be a lot older then I am :) No, Diana Ross was played constantly in my house when I was a child. I know the words to pretty much all her songs. So I downloaded her ‘all time greatest hits’ album and spent most of the night reiterating to myself that yes indeed I still know all the words to all her songs, that is scary, it was a long time ago but my memory is obviously intact - the difference is, I also know what they (the lyrics) mean now.
Francophile
August 17, 2008 –
You know you are one, when you look at your new skincare purchases and only read the French bit. Or… you always wear matching lingerie - even to the gym (apparently that is a French woman trait). Ohh I could go on and on … about wine but you will say what about Australia and Chile and Newton Abbot, (did I just say that?) et al? but the grape varieties all came from France - well all the best ones did :) and you will say all sorts of things about Agincourt and two fingers and I will say, C’est la vie and I won’t hear a thing about it :) I like matching pants and bras and French wine and I even prefer a French manicure. I like French interiors and I love Chateaux and I actually like (love) the French people (my mother is French) Hmm but who make the best lovers? Well, I will tell you but strictly by rendez vous only :) Clue - it is not the Frenchman.
Foodies & Fests
August 17, 2008 –
I managed to get to the Plymouth Flavour Fest today, that’s a farmer’s market to you and I :) It also had some well-known chefs doing demonstrations but I never got to see them, shame as one was from one of my favourite restuarants. It was lovely - just my kind of day out - fabulous locally produced products such as duck burgers, oysters from Bigbury Bay, olives, olives and more juicy olives (not sure if they were produced here but I shall not be pedantic), venison, lush handmade sausages from cornwall and some delicious drinkies (I went for the non-alcoholic variety this time :) and yes I did get you something… how about an iced Earl Grey tea with citrus bergamia? No? Ok, I got some other things I know you will like. I know a lot of my gents are foodies/gourmets/experts in all things delicious and so I did stock up on some very nice things - see how I look after you? Ohh, I also bought some home made salmon cakes with cracked black pepper and lemon (you know who you are :) I spent a small fortune but I do like to support small local businesses and especially fantastic local food and drink producing ones and of course keep my fellas happy and pampered :) Memo to Mr A - your homemade bread would go down a treat there darling.
Actually food of the gourmet variety and all things luxurious has been a bit of a theme this week. Now, I shan’t tell you what fabulous place I was whisked off to (and the food was more than sublime) … it is featured on one of my favourite websites. http://www.relaischateaux.com/en/ Do you think I could acheive my mission of staying at all of the places there during my lifetime? I can’t think of anything more heavenly and yes you are spoiling me but I like it! This website is listed on my site but it is kind of tucked away on the recommended hotels and restaurants page (which you will find on the service page), too long-winded?… or you can go straight to it here. Soooo, obviously I am sometimes lucky enough to get treated to a very special hotel. These beautiful places are usually very intimate (just like me!) and so once I have been with a gent, I don’t go back again without him for at least for a couple of years, if ever. Staff do talk you know and I am Miss Discretion! xx
Oh, and there’s more. I read about the world’s hottest chilli the other day. It was not the one I thought it was, but reading this article, I think there is a competition to out-heat the last chilli. It is….. The Dorset Naga. Is it only me who thinks that name is odd? I expected the name enchlaticatas muchos spicioto or something similar (I made that up! haha) and all things chilli to come from spicy South America or at least have a South American name. Ok, a little about this hot baby (pic to the left). Lethal effects include burning eyes, streaming nose, uncontrollable hiccups and much much worse. (How much worse? We need to know these things!). Ok the Naga racks up an amazing 1.6 million Scoville units - the measure of chilli heat - more than twice the tally of the former record holder, The Red Savina. To put this into context, Tabasco sauce is a mere 8,000. I am not a lover of really hot food but I know some of you guys are - enjoy! (phew!)
Talking of hot stuff, I bought a new black basque ;) - I know, I know - I said that was it for a little while but it looked sooo good on ……
It’s all go…
August 13, 2008 –
Phew! I have been a busy bee lately. What with travelling all over Devon and Cornwall and getting some new projects off the ground, it really is all go. So, I am off to Windsor next Thursday and looking forward to that - I think I shall get some spa treatments booked in for when I am there. New York is still looking very good, I am REALLY looking forward to having more sexy pics taken, although my present ones were only taken in March, I feel that I have had them forever and I am sure you are sick of looking at them now! One of my gents pointed me in the direction of a fabulous lingerie label that I hadnt heard of before. I shant tell you it yet , suffice to say, its sexy, silk and very, very expensive - I feel a spree coming on again! Maybe I will get some more fancy pants in New York :)
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So, how has my new time structure been working? Very well! I wish I had done it ages ago. I can’t tell you how much nicer it is to spend 2 hours in someone’s delightful company, and also how much more sensual it is! A very seductive and passionate date with a flirty build up and quality ‘getting to know you’ time - bliss!
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