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December 1, 2008 –THE CHRISTMAS PRESENT
A young man called Sam, wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new
girlfriend. They hadn’t been seeing each other for very long, and she
lived a considerable distance away. He consulted with his sister, and
decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves
would strike the right note, not too romantic, and not too personal. Off
he went with his sister to Harrods Ladies Department, and they selected
a pair of dainty, fur-lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a
pair of knickers for herself at the same time.
Harrods had a free gift-wrap offer, but the assistant mixed up the two
items, the sister got the gloves, and Sam got the knickers. Good old Sam
sent off his gift-wrapped present in a parcel, with the following
letter:
Dear Sasha,
I chose these, because I’ve noticed that you are not wearing any when we
go out in the evenings. If it hadn’t been for my sister, I would have
chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones, and says
that they are much easier to remove.
These are a very delicate shade, and I chose them because the lady I
bought them from, showed me a similar pair, which she had been wearing
for the past three weeks, and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her
try yours on for me, and she looked really smart in them, even though
they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against
her ring, which helps keep it clean. In fact, she hasn’t needed to wash
it since she began wearing them.
I wish I could be there to put them on for you, the very first time, as
no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see
you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow into them a little bit because
they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just imagine, how
many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you
will wear them for me on our next date.
All my love,
Sam
P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down
with a little bit of fur showing.
